The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    lee4hmz said:

    also also, I'm pretty sure Richie Rich isn't a dick

    He repeatedly uses his inventions to watch baseball without paying for tickets. :|
    I mean, his dad probably owns both the baseball team and the stadiums they play in, so...
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Now, most of the link in question is just flaming and “he’s full of shit,” and I don’t care about that, because either you enjoy reading John Solomon and company’s rants or you don’t. It’s a taste. Presumably the people who don’t like reading John Solomon likewise have an intense dislike for the works of Joe Queenan or Ambrose Bierce or Lester Bangs, and this is, I believe, their loss.

    (It’s certainly stupid, of course, to suggest, as some have, that John Solomon is a “bad writer.” I recognize the need to claim bullshit as gospel truth out of a sense of spite, but come on – either you recognize simple writerly skill at crafting inflammatory rhetoric, or you don’t. As Penny Arcade once said, paraphrased – which is it, are you stupid or a liar?)

    But one thing about it caught my eye – not least because the author took double-plus care to make sure it would catch any reader’s eye by bolding and italicizing it, so I don’t think it’s presumptuous to think this the main idea he wants to communicate with his essay:

    The moment you really give a shit what a site like this (or any other) says about your webcomic, you lose.

  • edited 2016-06-27 21:20:34
    ...i mean, is it really true that "mainstream" western hardcore gaming is so homogenous that people actually can ask for "what games do you recommend" and be pretty certain that they're going to get suggestions that they want?

    because people keep doing that on steam and i'm kinda astonished they do
    but then other people go answer them with the same sorts of stuff

    counter-strike, planetside 2, deus ex, dishonored, far cry, saints row, gta, just cause, uncharted (not a steam game, but mentioned every time comparisons with/between consoles come up), gears of war, bioshock, fallout crysis, doom, wolfenstein, watch_dogs, skyrim (never are other elder scrolls games mentioned), dark souls, h1z1, day z, killing floor, call of duty, battlefield, insurgency, and maybe some batman games, witcher, rocket league, tomb raider, ark, rust, 7 days to die, payday, battleblock theater, and south park the stick of truth.  and now overwatch.

    and occasionally civilization, mount & blade, europa universalis, stardew valley, undertale, terraria, starbound, minecraft, gmod, l4d/l4d2, tf2, talos principle, life is strange, mgs, stanley parable, age of empires, dota 2, league of legends, xcom, don't starve, final fantasy, and a handful of others.

    with the possible exceptions of skyrim and dark souls, and maaaaaybe wolfenstein, every game/series in that first list is something i am not interested in.
  • 1. no one, ever, talks about the ys games.

    2. no one ever talks about visual novels EXCEPT to bash them for being porn.

    3. rare are mentions of even the most acclaimed 2D games, like aquaria, freedom planet, or guacamelee.
  • if i were totally self-centered i'd ask WTF IS WRONG WITH GAMING THESE DAYS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    wtf is wrong with YOUR FACE these days
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I feel that's less entirely due to homogeneity, and more also due to the fact that all of those titles are popular and have wide appeal. And "what do you recommend me?" and "what games do you recommend?" are pretty different questions.

    I admit though I don't see what "hardcore" values have to do with anything on that list, short of many having a high skill ceiling and working well with more competitive styles, but it's not like none of them can be played casually (i.e. not high dedication to skill mastery).
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    lee4hmz said:

    also also, I'm pretty sure Richie Rich isn't a dick

    He repeatedly uses his inventions to watch baseball without paying for tickets. :|
    I mean, his dad probably owns both the baseball team and the stadiums they play in, so...
    Oh no, the stadium is owned by the city, seeing as how Mr. Rich didn't spend a dime constructing it but he still reaps all the revenue it generates
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    3. rare are mentions of even the most acclaimed 2D games, like aquaria

    ?
    ??
    ???
  • I don't. .. I don't even.
  • edited 2016-06-27 22:39:11

    3. rare are mentions of even the most acclaimed 2D games, like aquaria

    ?
    ??
    ???
    i'm talking about what things are like on the general steam forums

    i'm just about the only one who ever mentions these sorts of games, and most people who make threads asking for recs aren't looking for games like this
  • That's because you're a Falcom intern.

    Now go wash my car.
  • TitleName said:

    That's because you're a Falcom intern.

    Now go wash my car.

    Washing TitleName's Car Simulator 2016
  • edited 2016-06-27 22:42:52
    Remember, not a single scratch or dent on it, or it's back to the Morlock pits for you. :^)
  • England blames #brexit on Iceland lolololololololol #euro2016
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A RECKONING
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    SHALL NOT BE
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    POSTPONED INDEFINITELY.
  • Tachyon said:
    also on that twitter feed:

    https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/747532922702299136

    "England's manager is paid $4.6 million a year.
    Iceland's manager is a part-time dentist."
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    List of people who remember Bob Dole:
  • edited 2016-06-28 02:22:40
    However, list of people who remember Bob Dole!:
    * me
    * the people who write the Daily Kos Elections blog
    * Bob Dole!, who remembers Bob Dole!  Bob Dole!
  • thou shalt not argue about the usage of a language if thou art not a native speaker but thy opponent be one
  • I remember bob dole, the simpsons meme

    I don't remember bob dole the politician, being that I was about three when he was relevant and also in a different country
  • eve is supposed to be a robot, right? sure, a ridiculously human robot, but still a robot

    but all the fanart seems to portray her as entirely human
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    However, list of people who remember Bob Dole!:
    * me
    * the people who write the Daily Kos Elections blog
    * Bob Dole!, who remembers Bob Dole!  Bob Dole!

    i almost remember bob dole.  mostly i remember him having a fun name
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    In a world where money is power... one woman has vowed to take it all.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    runs off with a sign saying "it all"
    /me runs off with a sign saying "it all"
  • edited 2016-06-28 17:32:34
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    S O O N
    O O O O
    O O O O
    N O O S
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is someone who looks after robots a beepkeeper?
  • Steam now has at least one of each of the following:
    * a Final Fantasy game
    * a Castlevania game
    * a Mega Man game
    * a Tales game
    * an Ys game

    The next milestone is probably an iDOLM@STER game.
  • to be fair that Cv game is Lords of Shadow, but still
  • Plz keep idolmaster out. :p
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I was reminded of this nonsense earlier and felt compelled to post it here so as not to suffer alone: (pretty much all possible trigger warnings apply)

    Spoiler:
    "**Linda McKenzie, an ambitious reporter, wrote a scathing article on the local Mad Scientist's habit of home-growing anthro sex slaves. In revenge, he turned her into his mindless sex toy. This is treated as righteous karmic justice."

    "*** Well, she lied about what she found so she could sell news, caused the death of all he loved ([[HeroicSacrifice and nearly him]]), used his tragedy as a tool for power for years,[[{{Demonization}} demonized everything]] he ever did until he became but a cheap Strawman and when the chips where down, refused to take blame of anything she did. And they where his wifes, not her anthro sex slaves. Whether becoming a simple [[AndIMustScream sentient Doll]] is [[LaserGuidedKarma Karmic]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Justice]] [[YourMileageMayVary is up to opinion]], [[PayEvilUntoEvil the bitch had to go down]]. ''Hard''. "
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I'm not sure whether I prefer "Was-duh" to "W-A-S-D" spoken aloud or not.
  • For some reason I was reminded of this nonsense earlier and felt compelled to post it here so as not to suffer alone: (pretty much all possible trigger warnings apply)

    Spoiler:
    "**Linda McKenzie, an ambitious reporter, wrote a scathing article on the local Mad Scientist's habit of home-growing anthro sex slaves. In revenge, he turned her into his mindless sex toy. This is treated as righteous karmic justice."

    "*** Well, she lied about what she found so she could sell news, caused the death of all he loved ([[HeroicSacrifice and nearly him]]), used his tragedy as a tool for power for years,[[{{Demonization}} demonized everything]] he ever did until he became but a cheap Strawman and when the chips where down, refused to take blame of anything she did. And they where his wifes, not her anthro sex slaves. Whether becoming a simple [[AndIMustScream sentient Doll]] is [[LaserGuidedKarma Karmic]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Justice]] [[YourMileageMayVary is up to opinion]], [[PayEvilUntoEvil the bitch had to go down]]. ''Hard''. "
    what the fuck
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A short story created from love, from the tales of zailors, from blackmail, from the deepest secrets of the Correspondence. A sacrifice. Candles must be appeased.

    All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Seeking is a funny thing. Seekers know that nothing good can come of what they do, and what the end will bring to them, but we continue onwards regardless, on a self destructive journey that can bring only ruin. I wonder why.
  • The Seekers - I'll Never Find Another You
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    These days, when I see that many potholes in something from TVT, it's as off-putting as #a #post #full #of #hashtags. :P
  • edited 2016-06-29 14:18:31
    #ebin #meme #benis #:-DDDDDDDDD #fug
  • Princess Malice's Otorcade
  • 024 fo gninaem laer eht
  • this is a trash site where we can put trash
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    the Cheshire Cat meets 12 barrels of blood
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Soiled your soul and became fat!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    the Cheshire Cat meets 12 barrels of blood

    Tell yourself, "I've seen worse at Rutledge's!"  Prevarication, in this instance, may help.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tachyon said:

    2nd law of thermodynamics disproves evolution, checkmate France

    Tachyon said:

    Scotland and Wales will secede, Ireland will be whole once more, and England will slowly descend into the festering shit of Westminster until the North stages an uprising and establishes a new English republic

    Tachyon said:

    Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Brittany, Cornwall and the Isle of Man will unite to form the Celtic Union; England applies for American statehood, USA's like 'Uh, we'll think about it,' does not think about it. #specialrelationship.

    Tachyon said:

    England would eventually be annexed by France, in retaliation for tachyon's wilful misinterpretation of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

    Tachyon said:

    One day this will all come true.  History will vindicate me.  i will be remembered like Nostradamus, except i will actually be right about things.


  • NOSTRADAMUS DID NINE ELEVEN
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