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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-07-06 17:43:36
    However, the House of Rapping Sedatives has not acted on the bill.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    fuckboreshun
  • TitleNameTitleName
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Voted Most Likely To Transform Into A Tugboat

    Ah the classic 20s Transformer
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-07-06 19:29:13
    if the world's fastest talking man sings michael jackson's "bad" in 20 seconds, then why is the video three minutes and forty-one seconds long?

    CHECKMATE, CLICKBAITEISTS
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A RECKONING, UNPOSTPONED.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A person's ideals are meaningless unless they're tested. When it seems
    as though the entire world is arrayed against him because of his
    beliefs, a person possessing Fortitude weathers the storm and emerges
    with his convictions intact. Fortitude is about standing up for one's
    beliefs and holding the course no matter how tempting it may be to
    relent or give up. By staying the course -- regardless of the cost -- he
    proves the worth of his ideals.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i should start typing my posts in courier new for fun
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    THIEF.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Okay, I'll find another way to make an Impact.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Puns shall not be tolerated.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    *shorterates the pun with a Narrow reading*
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    GHOSTBUSTERS!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-07-07 02:30:52
    Sdosan eht fo Neeuq, Eve
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Look on my woks, ye mighty, and despair.
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)





    Harry Potter and the ten years of neglect.
    Harry Potter and the adventure in the girl's bathroom.
    Harry Potter and the overheard conversation in the pub.
    Harry Potter and the time things weren't what they were supposed to be.
    Harry Potter and the incompetent government.
    Harry Potter and the tragic death of a spider.
    Harry Potter and the inevitability of death.
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2016-07-07 03:19:59
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    Harry Potter and the incompetent government.


    Harry Potter and the other overheard conversation in the pub
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Harry Potter and the Touchy Political Issues of the Day

    Harry Potter and the Tea Party Movement
    Harry Potter and the Neo-Nazis
    Harry Potter and the Rigged Ballot Referendum to Join Russia
    Harry Potter and the Murder of the Progressive Politician
    Harry Potter and the Unarmed Black Teenager
    Harry Potter and the Classified E-mails
    Harry Potter and the Diaper Fetishist
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Harry Potter and the Touchy Political Issues of the Day

    Harry Potter and the Tea Party Movement
    Harry Potter and the Neo-Nazis
    Harry Potter and the Rigged Ballot Referendum to Join Russia
    Harry Potter and the Murder of the Progressive Politician
    Harry Potter and the Unarmed Black Teenager
    Harry Potter and the Classified E-mails
    Harry Potter and the Diaper Fetishist

    how to mention politically sensitive topics without getting into a serious discussion about them
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Gaiden series "Harry Potter and Dirty Liberalism":

    Harry Potter and the Marrying of Gays
    Harry Potter and the Legalization of Marijuana
    Harry Potter and the Killing of the Unborn
    Harry Potter and the Confiscation of Your Firearms
    Harry Potter and the Secularization of America
    Harry Potter and the Path to Citizenship
    Harry Potter and the Removal of Christ from Christmas
    Harry Potter and the Syrian Refugees
    Harry Potter and the Government Waste
    Harry Potter and the Job-Killing Taxes
  • TitleNameTitleName
    Harry Potter and the Illuminati
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    [S] Ascend
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    harry potter and the undertale homestuck
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    image
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    fun game's adventure is more sonic than the actual music
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Gilgame's Adventure
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    There was a sponsored ad on facebook that said "Ellen Breaks Down".

    I was going to make a thread making a bad pun about how she...degenerated.

    But then I found out about the shit that happened in Dallas and I have no mood to make a bad pun thread.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    The title to his book says it all, sometimes – Aesthetic Resistance and Dis-Interest – That Which Will Not Allow Itself to Be Said. This is just out in 2016, by playwright, raconteur and philosopher,John Steppling, from the organization, Mimesis International. The book is a compilation of some of his blog postings, and not to denigrate the word “blog” to mean anyone and their uncle expressing anything out there on the world wide web. (see, www.john-steppling.com)

    Like stepping stones into Steppling’s mind, each essay is a revving reverberating call to mental action, as each essay follows the Introduction with more nitrous oxide pumped into each cylinder of the 12-cylinder motor of his mind:

    Here, Steppling drills down into the cortex of the American – European, white, patriarchal, Puritan and Elitist – brain, sort of the flash mob mentality we are downloading determinedly. He plugs holes in the tinny junk thinking and pseudo intellectualism hovering around academia, the So Called Liberal Media, the Corporate boardrooms, the waiting rooms at TED Talks 3.0, and the ER’s resuscitating the pop culture that doubles in the minds of the masters of consumption as true art (sic). It’s a violent country, the art is anti-art, and the world of the Imperialist, right-wing or leftie, is predicated on a Heart of Darkness destruction that Steppling decants into the incantation:
    • TatterhoodTatterhood
      beer is the beer of the zulus
    • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
      You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
      image
    • MadassAlexMadassAlex
      glennmagusharvey said:

      Secular Byzantine Republic, the diametric opposite of the Holy Roman Empire

      One of my favourite historical tantrums. 
    • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
      “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
      Odradek said:

      The title to his book says it all, sometimes – Aesthetic Resistance and Dis-Interest – That Which Will Not Allow Itself to Be Said. This is just out in 2016, by playwright, raconteur and philosopher,John Steppling, from the organization, Mimesis International. The book is a compilation of some of his blog postings, and not to denigrate the word “blog” to mean anyone and their uncle expressing anything out there on the world wide web. (see, www.john-steppling.com)


      Like stepping stones into Steppling’s mind, each essay is a revving reverberating call to mental action, as each essay follows the Introduction with more nitrous oxide pumped into each cylinder of the 12-cylinder motor of his mind:

      Here, Steppling drills down into the cortex of the American – European, white, patriarchal, Puritan and Elitist – brain, sort of the flash mob mentality we are downloading determinedly. He plugs holes in the tinny junk thinking and pseudo intellectualism hovering around academia, the So Called Liberal Media, the Corporate boardrooms, the waiting rooms at TED Talks 3.0, and the ER’s resuscitating the pop culture that doubles in the minds of the masters of consumption as true art (sic). It’s a violent country, the art is anti-art, and the world of the Imperialist, right-wing or leftie, is predicated on a Heart of Darkness destruction that Steppling decants into the incantation:

        But of course no room for them autists, cripples and transgenders, oh no.
      • CrystalCrystal
        Munch munch, chomp chomp...
        The Proven Brain-Based Method To Empower And Emotionally Engage Your Team.
      • Obā-sanObā-san

        terrain dozer
      • TatterhoodTatterhood
        MadassAlex said:

        glennmagusharvey said:

        Secular Byzantine Republic, the diametric opposite of the Holy Roman Empire

        One of my favourite historical tantrums. 
        I wonder if you can make a secular byzantine republic in ck2

        well, I guess you can't actually be a secular anything in that game though
      • CalicaCalica
        Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
        vee vee vee vee vee vee
      • CalicaCalica
        Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
        attach a bomb to tasbot and use it to clip the mass shooter into prison
      • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
        image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
        RED.
      • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
        image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
        YELLOW.
      • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
        image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
        GREEN.
      • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
        Fossilmaiden said:

        RED.

        squirtmander
        Fossilmaiden said:

        YELLOW.

        bulbachu
        Fossilmaiden said:

        GREEN.

        charrasaur
      • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
        edited 2016-07-10 02:12:10
        Calica said:

        vee vee vee vee vee vee

        *fixes meal using pressure cooker*
        *bounces upwards and downwards on guitar strings*
      • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
        glennmagusharvey said:

        Calica said:

        vee vee vee vee vee vee

        *fixes meal using pressure cooker*
        *bounces upwards and downwards on guitar strings*
        incidentally that track can be used as 8-beat disco the way Primitive Dance can




      • CrystalCrystal
        Munch munch, chomp chomp...
        It's as-gore-able! :D
        image
      • CalicaCalica
        Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
        police can turn YOUR remote control robot into a BOMB
      • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
        strange dream involving asking HH whether it'd be okay to ask people to have sex, on HH's science subcategorh
      • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
        A for Apple = E for Echo, apparently, at sufficiently low bitrates
      • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
        image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
        The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic, Despair-inducing Event in Human History
      • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
        image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
        DOWN WITH TEAM VALOR.
      • CalicaCalica
        Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
        Fossilmaiden said:

        The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic, Despair-inducing Event in Human History

        more like desbear amirite
      • TatterhoodTatterhood
        gokemon po
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