The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    consider yourself a hero
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    How shall the murdered man convince his assassin he will not haunt him
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothing fails like success
  • imma let you finish but death grips is the best hip-hop group of all time
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    New rule for myself: If I DVR something, and it pisses me off enough that I start cussing at my TV, I need to delete it. Otherwise, I may end up with a smashed TV and a $300 problem on my hands. :P
  • a smashed tv is never a problem



    a wholly unrelated golden comedy moment
  • i want to run away from home and become a rogue underground hair stylist
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    ....yeah, I've had arguments with my computers just like that before. I've never hit them with tree branches, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh, still have a cold >_<

    I'm bored...I want to write but I have no ideas at the moment
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us
  • There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us

    I know you're talking about me Imipolex, but I'm a beautiful butterfly with twenty wings, each one made of fibreglass.
  • why are Japanese games immune to my key-rebinding.

    it's fuckin weird.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rutanu
  • ^^Maybe they aren't aware that most PC games let you rebind keys?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    just came back from seeing this is the end

    it was an okay movie
  • The sadness will last forever.
    EVERYBODAY

    EVERYBODAY

    EVERYBODAY
  • ^^Maybe they aren't aware that most PC games let you rebind keys?

    my keys are hard-rebound via SharpKeys (which directly edits your directory), yet somehow, a lot of Japanese games still just don't register the bindings.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    backstreet boys
  • Anonus said:

    Tre said:

    probably would be a bit more though if I weren't so bored right now

    Hollywood Studios is a kickass park but the line for Woody & Buzz is hella loooooooooong

    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer is very, very sad about the fact that its name is no longer in use

    IF METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER'S NAME WERE STILL IN USE THEN METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER MAY NOT HAVE FALLEN INTO BANKRUPTCY
    It's always gonna be Disney-MGM Studios to me
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • I think it's safe to say that all other nations should band together and decimate Australia.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Why would you want to chop Australia into 9/10ths of its current size?
  • Why would you want to chop Australia into 9/10ths of its current size?

    *laugh track*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    that doesn't answer the question
  • That isn't the modern definition of decimate, you know. That's like making fun of someone who uses "terrific" to mean anything other than "begets terror."
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Except I wasn't. I was questioning your Australia policies. Which you're still dodging, by the way.
  • Except I wasn't. I was questioning your Australia policies. Which you're still dodging, by the way.

    I'm not trying to dodge it. I'm honestly surprised that you haven't heard. Basically, Romney Only A Lot Worse just got elected and I was feeling hyperbolic.
  • Why does everybody keep trying to mess me 'round


    I mean, 

    I mean, 

    I'm a reasonable type of guy

    I don't get drunk, 

    well not that much

    Don't wanna let my problems drown

    I got 

    restraints 

    principles 

    business 

    pleasure 

    leisure

    No shirt 

    no dirt 

    no skirt 

    no dirt 

    keep my blood pressure down

    I watch 'em 

    botch it 

    touch it 

    clutch it 

    don't try to scotch it

    But when I see something 

    someone 

    somehow 

    somewhere


    I'm at the point where ignorance is preferable

    I am surrounded by incompetence

    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me
    I am surrounded

    I guess that I'm a realist
    Don't believe in coincidence
    Especially when it happens more than once
    So I wish that person that has wrapped itself round there
    Would let go of my legs and listen to me now

    Lemme tell ya

    I'm convinced that what's needed here

    Is not more sympathy but a little more 

    discipline

    (No pain no gain migraine you came)

    Your egos wrappin' itself round my long thin neck

    I am surrounded by incompetence
    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me
    I am surrounded

    Why can't all these people
    All these people understand
    Aren't my force fields plain enough?
    I'm sick of being tired
    I'm tired of being sick
    I'm sick of being sick
    I'm tired of bein' tired
    I'm sick and I'm a tired

    Leave it to me 
    to delegate responsibility

    Accounting fraternity maternity affirmity firmity infinity affinity

    Don't limit me and the American way

    I am surrounded by incompetence
    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me

    Is this all the thanks I can get?

    Is this all the thanks I can get?

    They give me advice! They give me head lice!

    I am

    surrounded
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Why does everybody keep trying to mess me 'round


    I mean, 

    I mean, 

    I'm a reasonable type of guy

    I don't get drunk, 

    well not that much

    Don't wanna let my problems drown

    I got 

    restraints 

    principles 

    business 

    pleasure 

    leisure

    No shirt 

    no dirt 

    no skirt 

    no dirt 

    keep my blood pressure down

    I watch 'em 

    botch it 

    touch it 

    clutch it 

    don't try to scotch it

    But when I see something 

    someone 

    somehow 

    somewhere


    I'm at the point where ignorance is preferable

    I am surrounded by incompetence

    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me
    I am surrounded

    I guess that I'm a realist
    Don't believe in coincidence
    Especially when it happens more than once
    So I wish that person that has wrapped itself round there
    Would let go of my legs and listen to me now

    Lemme tell ya

    I'm convinced that what's needed here

    Is not more sympathy but a little more 

    discipline

    (No pain no gain migraine you came)

    Your egos wrappin' itself round my long thin neck

    I am surrounded by incompetence
    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me
    I am surrounded

    Why can't all these people
    All these people understand
    Aren't my force fields plain enough?
    I'm sick of being tired
    I'm tired of being sick
    I'm sick of being sick
    I'm tired of bein' tired
    I'm sick and I'm a tired

    Leave it to me 
    to delegate responsibility

    Accounting fraternity maternity affirmity firmity infinity affinity

    Don't limit me and the American way

    I am surrounded by incompetence
    At work 
    at home 
    at church 
    at sea
    They're on the bus
    They're on TV
    They're callin' me
    They're plaguin' me

    Is this all the thanks I can get?

    Is this all the thanks I can get?

    They give me advice! They give me head lice!

    I am

    surrounded
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This is an awesome performance!!


  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Dear god it is 2013 and there are Western nations that are moving backwards instead of forward. Maybe the world will never get better. >:|
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm glad I live in America right now because it is not the best place necessarily but it is far from the worst.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    In fairness I recognize that the economic situation and social mobility in America are terrible. But like, at least you can say the word "gay" in public.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    da blackjacking? dat dont even make sense... ugh i fuken hate boondocks dat show sucked so much ass, it's one thing for whites to make fun of blacks thru cartoons bak in the 30's and 40's but now they got the japanese to do it for them and people actually think it's cool smdh at gullable people and stereotypes... only thing cool about dis iz dat they made fun of 50's retarded gay ass hahahaha
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gay
  • surprising thing that happened this week:


    i actually enjoyed hearing a Lana Del Rey song (a remix, yes, but this is the one they played on the radio in Orlando)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    remember when we got Lana Del Rey-bombed
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it was fun times
  • edited 2013-09-07 13:07:48
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    HORIKAWA RAIKO!!! She meets the "superbad awesome neophyte annihilator" standard that an extra boss should and just look at that suit and hair and expression. :D

    http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Raiko_Horikawa
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    percussionist? Well, that's a new one.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-09-07 14:01:32
    image
    fun fact: Google is in the business of making baby monitors, of all things


    kinda fascinating in a weird way 

    (and they also make cordless landline phones)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As a kid I always found it disappointing that baby monitors work only one direction

    I thought it would be cool to use them as walkie-talkies, but that's a bit pointless when one party can only transmit and the other party can only receive
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, the AVGN did a video about Tiger handheld games

    It's nice to see; it always weirded me out that nobody ever mentions those cheap LCD games anymore except in the context of "POPstations".
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I almost got to the last boss of Espgaluda... almost. >:| It would be awesome if there were any conceivable method in the entire universe to reveal the 1-up, but it seems that there is not. I am not one of those players that knows the secret obscure method that *no place on the entire internet* will tell me of.
  • i got my state ID finally
  • So I have nine entire units of Math homework due on monday. I wanted to get started on this gargantuan beast today, however, my MyMathLab username and password have stopped working again.

    So, I e-mailed my professor, my only hope now is that she gets back to me sometime before tomorrow.
    Miko said:

    I almost got to the last boss of Espgaluda... almost. >:| It would be awesome if there were any conceivable method in the entire universe to reveal the 1-up, but it seems that there is not. I am not one of those players that knows the secret obscure method that *no place on the entire internet* will tell me of.

    This kind of epitomizes the snobiness of some video game fans to me.

    "If you have to ask you're not good enough to deserve it".
  • the joke is that video games
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
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