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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    just imagine how much porn you could fit on there
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    1 terabyte worth, I'd think.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    almost!
  • edited 2020-11-25 01:02:25
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When I was attending high school online, terabyte hard drives weren't even on the market yet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    When I was attending high school in an actual physical school, USB flash drives weren't even a thing yet.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I take issue with the distinction between "online" and "physical" on the basis that the computers, routers, switches, wires, etc. that makes up the Internet are also physical objects

    I just feel like being a pedantic idiot here; don't mind me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I won't
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'mma invite Kyubey to the forums
  • I'mma invite Kyubey to the forums

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fate testosterone
  • fate testosterone

    that's a weird name for a car
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imagine Kero-chan from Cardcaptor Sakura, but evil
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    fate testosterone

    that's a weird name for a car
    Frankly I'm surprised that someone hasn't made some stupidly high-powered car called the Testosterone
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's a little too on-the-nose, but that's never stopped marketers before, so I dunno
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you all ready for National Novembing Day tomorrow?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    for once I am, yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BORN DIFFERENT

    BORN INNOCENT

    BORN PERFECT

    I'M NOT LIKE YOU

    I'M A BORN LOVER

    BORN LIVID

    AND I KNOW I'M, I'M NOT LIKE YOU
  • that just makes me think of jim sterling and his crazy outfits lol
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That was the intent
  • edited 2020-11-26 19:56:20
    there is an owl blocking your path

    what do you do?


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I call my Handler to talk to them, because as a bird goddess, she is my go-to person for princess-bird relations
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    listen to his goddamn speech and then carefully push "no" when he asks if I want to hear it all again
  • The owl gives you a quest

    You must find squishy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    aw yes! I love squishy
  • > inquire about identity, location, and history of squishy
  • the difference between regular shitposting and high-octane shitposting is as follows:

    regular shitposting: content, but no context

    high-octane shitposting: neither content nor context
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *gives the next person a free smartphone*

    *but it's a FaeFone*
  • Trading it in for the new I phone mini
  • i think my cell phone is so old that it is no longer accepted for trade-ins
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mine sure wasn't
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Remember PDAs?

    I had one of these during the one school year when I attended a brick-and-mortar high school:
    image

    16 MHz CPU, 2 MB of RAM...and it wasn't even non-volatile RAM, so if you let the battery drain entirely, you would lose all your data

    Can you picture 13-year-old me sitting around a high school physics class taking notes with that tiny stylus? Because that's what I did!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
    Remember these? I used these all the time in high school. Talk about stone-age technology! Can you imagine blah whatever
  • i just put looseleaf in binders lol
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imicow, I may be the goddess of youth, but I am not that much younger than you.
  • edited 2020-11-27 22:55:39
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah that too!

    this was to glenn. good on you, glenn
  • edited 2020-11-27 22:54:40
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also, as I have mentioned before, I cannot actually handwrite for very long without getting all cramped, because of the unconventional way I hold a pencil

    So even typing on that absurdly tiny touchscreen keyboard was an improvement 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    also, as everyone knows, those things were invented by Star Trek

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Basically what happened is that I taught myself to write before I even started elementary school, and I just happened to be holding the pencil in entirely the wrong way

    Then I skipped the first grade, i.e. the grade level where they actually teach you how to write, so I missed my chance for a teacher to notice I was holding the pencil wrong and correct me

    So I just kind of went through the rest of my life holding the pencil in the absolute worst way possible, and I still do it to this day
  • I mean, there's no reason you couldn't try to fix it. I guess it's a matter of if you care enough to
  • edited 2020-11-27 23:21:44
    i remember noticing that one of my math teachers holds writing implements in an unusual way.

    if I recall correctly, rather than having the usual thumb and index finger holding the tip between them, he holds pens and pencils basically between his middle and ring fingers, with the middle and index fingers curled around the shaft, resulting in a nearly vertical orientation of the pen/pencil.

    i also found I was able to vaguely imitate his handwriting by doing the same.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I mean, there's no reason you couldn't try to fix it. I guess it's a matter of if you care enough to

    I've just...kind of learned to live with it? I rarely need to actually handwrite pages at a time anymore; if I ever get beyond a paragraph or so, I just type it instead.

    I guess that's leaning on computers as a crutch in a very real way, but...I dunno. The alternative is going to the effort of basically learning how to write all over again.
  • i should learn to use chopsticks with my left hand
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you skipped first grade? I skipped second.

    gradeskipbuddies
  • i think i had a weird thing where i spent half a day in first grade and second grade

    and then i moved shortly after entering either second or third grade

    my childhood was weird
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    mine too
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I got bounced from kindergarten to kindergarten for "behavioral issues", and by the time I was on my, oh I think fourth kindergarten, my parents went to the Board of Education and demanded I be put in second grade where I belonged, because I was 7 by then anyways.

    Then I just progressed through the grades as usual until I got arrested in 7th grade, and the principal tried to expel me, but the district superintendent was on my side and instead came up with plans for accommodations that involved going straight into a program in the high school, so...I skipped 8th grade as well. (That's why I was 13 as a high school freshman.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I guess I shouldn't casually infodump like this, but...eh. I'm not particularly ashamed of any of this anymore.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh
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