It started when I was browsing the SBIH page on TvTropes for...whatever reason, and it turned out that people were using it to find a serial killer in real life (???). I then clicked on the blue link and it took me to a Twitter account. For some reason I also had a Twitter account, and I started responding, and my tweet was liked by David Hasselhoff. I was shocked and awed that the guy from Knight Rider liked my tweet.
I was soon transported into a weird room, like the Batcave mixed with the Power Rangers mission control. It displayed a poem by some kid from an indigenous tribe that probably doesn't make any sense. The Hoff then showed up in person and talked about how it was kind of pretentious. We then agreed that Gene Roddenberry was kind of preachy about all the "imagine no religion" stuff in Star Trek and he carried me torso first. It was vaguely homoerotic.
It started when I was browsing the SBIH page on TvTropes for...whatever reason, and it turned out that people were using it to find a serial killer in real life (???). I then clicked on the blue link and it took me to a Twitter account. For some reason I also had a Twitter account, and I started responding, and my tweet was liked by David Hasselhoff. I was shocked and awed that the guy from Knight Rider liked my tweet.
I was soon transported into a weird room, like the Batcave mixed with the Power Rangers mission control. It displayed a poem by some kid from an indigenous tribe that probably doesn't make any sense. The Hoff then showed up in person and talked about how it was kind of pretentious. We then agreed that Gene Roddenberry was kind of preachy about all the "imagine no religion" stuff in Star Trek and he carried me torso first. It was vaguely homoerotic.
I didn't read the first line when I hopped into this and I got really confused and excited for you, then I was like OH
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Context: Vincent (aka Vinnie) and Henry are 16 years old, and have been friends for 6 years. Vinnie is a vampire (who is actually 16 year old, not a weird 100 year old who looks 16), and Henry is a human. Vinnie has had a massive crush on Henry since they were both 15, but hasn't had the courage to say anything, not knowing that Henry feels the same way. One day, when they're round at his house, Vinnie is lovingly gazing at his BFF (with a crush filter in place), and decides to say something. Also, vampire have red eyes, but they get darker the more hungry they get. So brown eyes for a vampire means that they need to feed, and black eyes means that they are so hungry that they turn into an animal and drain blood from any living thing they get their teeth on.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
10/22/2012
(10:53:57 PM) ***CentralAve does the flipways tap dance while holding a flower
(10:54:05 PM) Cultist: the what
(10:57:09 PM) CentralAve: @g the flipways tap dance while holding a flower > Cultist
(10:57:09 PM) Omnipresence: Cultist: Google: (1/1) http://www.fullbooks.com/Every-Soul-Hath-Its-Song2.html — Part 2 - FullBooks.com: "Honest, you're the greatest kid to squirm when you think a girl is going to pin you .... of Seligman's florist shop, which occupied the ground (+201 more characters)
(10:53:57 PM) ***CentralAve does the flipways tap dance while holding a flower
(10:54:05 PM) Cultist: the what
(10:57:09 PM) CentralAve: @g the flipways tap dance while holding a flower > Cultist
(10:57:09 PM) Omnipresence: Cultist: Google: (1/1) http://www.fullbooks.com/Every-Soul-Hath-Its-Song2.html — Part 2 - FullBooks.com: "Honest, you're the greatest kid to squirm when you think a girl is going to pin you .... of Seligman's florist shop, which occupied the ground (+201 more characters)
(10:57:15 PM) Cultist: oh
Fannie Hurst seems like a really interesting woman.
why is a UK LGBT rights charity named after a famous event in the US
Stonewall was the catalyst for rights movements in more than just the US, so. (Also note, I deliberately dropped the T there. Stonewall explicitly didn't support trans people until 2015.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Stonewall condemns violence" almost sounds like a satirical headline
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Gay and fluff is a winning combination.
Time to drown myself in gay fluff
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
The most ominous spam email.
(Also note, I deliberately dropped the T there. Stonewall explicitly didn't support trans people until 2015.)
You wouldn't steal Mt. Etna.
You wouldn't shoot the Moon.
Piracy, it's a crime.