The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Princess Alice · 2017-09-04 17:48:27

Calica said:

Central Avenue said:
Technical terminology is great

A "level rod" and a "rod level" are two completely different pieces of equipment
level and rod are not commutative

You use the rod level to level the level rod so you can do you leveling from the leveling rod with a level.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 19:13:23

Apparently Mario is no longer a plumber. The world is crumbling.

Calica · 2017-09-04 19:13:45

when's the last time he actually plumbed anything anyways

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 19:14:57

Does going down pipes count?

Misery · 2017-09-04 19:18:39

oh no

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 19:20:22

Spirit level.

Imipolex G · 2017-09-04 19:23:05

Fossilmaiden said:
Apparently Mario is no longer a plumber. The world is crumbling.

wait what

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 19:25:06

http://nintendoeverything.com/nintendos-japanese-website-says-mario-isnt-a-plumber-any-longer/

Imipolex G · 2017-09-04 20:01:23

Nintendo is ruined forever.

Tatterhood · 2017-09-04 20:27:22

Well at first I thought you meant he was retconned to have never been a plumber as he seemingly was with the carpenter thing. This is just saying that he hasn't actually worked as a plumber in a while, which seems to just be true.

Yarrun XIX · 2017-09-04 20:30:52

He's a Plumber Emeritus now.

Imipolex G · 2017-09-04 21:12:07

I think it's a bit tongue-in-cheek, y'know

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 23:02:56

From (someone else's) GeoGuessr.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 23:11:14

Anonus · 2017-09-04 23:12:31

no wonder he was a separate character in melee

Imipolex G · 2017-09-04 23:18:00

Dr. Mario was a quack.

Odradek · 2017-09-04 23:21:43

Imipolex G said:
Dr. Mario was a quack.

Yep

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 23:22:23

Mario Mario, 24, appeared in court today on charges of acting in the capacity of a physician without a licence.

Odradek · 2017-09-04 23:25:00

Wow Mario's only 24?

It's true what they say about the mustache adding twenty years

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-04 23:30:57

Also now I'm thinking of how Andrew Wakefield falsely claims to be a doctor on his Twitter account.

Hexartes · 2017-09-05 00:32:08

Papa Johns is the only major pizza chain around here that serves anchovies and that's bullshit.

Hexartes · 2017-09-05 00:32:29

*cocks gun* and if anyone wants to fight with me about anchovies

Odradek · 2017-09-05 00:33:36

I think people hating on anchovies was a dumb 90s thing that hack comedians used and everyone else has kinda gotten over.

Like how you'd get "ewwww raw fish!" jokes about sushi before idiot Americans realized sushi is delicious

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-05 00:34:23

Anchovies are at least a better pizza topping than olives, which are one of the few foods that actually make me physically gag.

Odradek · 2017-09-05 00:37:28

Olives suck

*is smited by the fury of Athena*

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-05 00:38:33

Also I just learned that you guys don't put tuna on pizza. And That's Terrible.

MetaFour · 2017-09-05 00:45:00

Odradek said:
I think people hating on anchovies was a dumb 90s thing that hack comedians used and everyone else has kinda gotten over.

Like how you'd get "ewwww raw fish!" jokes about sushi before idiot Americans realized sushi is delicious

The story I heard was that there was a local pizza restaurant near Hollywood that was pretty popular and did deliveries. And for some reason they included anchovies on their "supreme" (or "combination" or whatever you call it) pizza by default. So local screenwriters who didn't like anchovies had to get in the habit of adding "...and hold the anchovies," on every order. And then the writers stuck that in their scripts—characters specifying they didn't want anchovies on their pizzas, regardless of who they were ordering from—either as an inside joke, or because they keep forgetting that the rest of the world isn't like LA. And thus anchovies became a punchline.

No idea if that's true or not.

Imipolex G · 2017-09-05 00:46:22

I don't like anchovies

fight me

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-05 01:21:35

well now that's just inconvenient

Toolsie · 2017-09-05 01:27:03

Using that combo of letters above, my name is "n"

Just the letter n.

Tatterhood · 2017-09-05 01:27:23

my name is "u" I guess

that seems like it would be confusing tbh

Toolsie · 2017-09-05 01:28:24

Emily Faith Snell

Every letter is up there except for the n in my surname.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-05 01:30:21

If I extend it to my whole name, I go from nameless to... "un". Which is still a non-existence, so.

Epitome · 2017-09-05 01:32:12

i've never had anchovies on pizza actually

olives are delicious tho fight me you fucks

Tatterhood · 2017-09-05 01:36:28

full name: u oon-

the ol' hyphen with nothing after it

Klinotaxis · 2017-09-05 01:37:02

Jon Dunn

Alduin · 2017-09-05 01:38:11

Sixteen years old, male. Messy bob cut, heart-shaped face, thin lips, dark brown hair and wide blue eyes. Skinny and slight of frame, girlish build. Long, slender limbs and fingers.

does this character description sound attractive to anyone

Klinotaxis · 2017-09-05 01:44:40

Your supposed to take out some of those let's ters

Tre · 2017-09-05 01:47:20

My name just straight up does not exist if you try to write it by those rules

Aliroz · 2017-09-05 01:56:24

.

Imipolex G · 2017-09-05 01:56:54

kvn

Toolsie · 2017-09-05 02:07:22

boop

Imipolex G · 2017-09-05 02:08:13

moo

Fossilmaiden · 2017-09-05 02:09:08

The Bloop

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-09-05 02:28:30

Fossilmaiden said:
well now that's just inconvenient

Jun.

Weeb Apotheosis Achieved.

Crystal · 2017-09-05 02:45:05

Noice.

Section42L · 2017-09-05 02:45:20

P

Hexartes · 2017-09-05 02:49:38

The muffled sound of the 21 Pilots All My Friends Are Heathens song playing from my coworker's earbuds

MetaFour · 2017-09-05 02:52:36

Fossilmaiden said:
well now that's just inconvenient

My name already doesn't use ALL those letters. Only some of them. </boolean logic>

Alduin · 2017-09-05 03:07:04

Alduin said:
Sixteen years old, male. Messy bob cut, heart-shaped face, thin lips, dark brown hair and wide blue eyes. Skinny and slight of frame, girlish build. Long, slender limbs and fingers.

does this character description sound attractive to anyone

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