The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    judaism 2: son of
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • I'd take that over flat earth any day
  • *scratches along the equator* who's a good boy
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    dogs suck

    One night a man had a dream. 

    He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the World Dog.

    Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.

    For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: 

    one belonging to him, and the other to the World Dog.

    When the last scene of his life flashed before him,

    he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

    He noticed that many times along the path of his life

    there was only one set of footprints.

    He also noticed that it happened at the

    very lowest and saddest times in his life.

    This really bothered him and he questioned the World Dog about it.

    "World Dog, You said that once I decided to follow You,

    You'd walk with me all the way.

    But I have noticed that during the most troublesome

    times in my life, there is only one set of footprints.

    I don't understand why when I needed You most

    You would leave me."

    The World Dog replied, "My son, My precious child,

    I love you and would never leave you.

    During your times of trial and suffering,

    when you see only one set of footprints,

    it was then that I carried you."

    And the man said 

    "Well I suppose I should have known that, 

    because I don't have four paws"

    And the World Dog said

    "It's cool."
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    remember when gamergate happened and everyone who watched firefly suddenly realized that adam baldwin wasn't acting
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I tried Firefly once.

    I didn't like it.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    dogs suck

    One of the foulest of blasphemies.
  • as the wise felines proclaimed from on high: cats rule, dogs drool
  • maybe it's better that Sam never did join given the daily cat/dog war we'd have to endure <__>
  • Good God, this car alarm is doing my fucking head in.

    It goes off for a minute, then there's silence for about five seconds, then it goes off for another minute, followed by another five seconds of silence, then goes off for another minute, etc. Then there's a five minute silence before the cycle repeats.
  • May I suggest solving this problem with fire?
  • At the moment, it's in the five minutes of silence. I've got music playing which should block out of the noise enough for me to drift off to sleep.
  • MY OWN MIND IS OVERWHELMING ME RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING IS TOO SLOW I'M GOING SO FAST BUT EVERYTHING IS SLOW I'M TIRED BUT ALSO TOO EXCITED WHAT THE FUCK

    sorry that was in all caps it seemed appropriate
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Anybody know where I can get some good worldbuilding exercises? I plan to use those to patch up whatever gaps I have for Sutra Stories and then try to move on.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    MY OWN MIND IS OVERWHELMING ME RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING IS TOO SLOW I'M GOING SO FAST BUT EVERYTHING IS SLOW I'M TIRED BUT ALSO TOO EXCITED WHAT THE FUCK

    sorry that was in all caps it seemed appropriate

    oh hi me 5 days ago

    manic episode maybe?
  • This is an "if I am bipolar this is definitely a manic episode" moment
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    This is an "if I am bipolar this is definitely a manic episode" moment

    Yeah I've literally just gone through that--in fact, it hasn't quite ended yet--and that sounds like a pretty spot-on description of one.
  • MachSpeed said:

    Anybody know where I can get some good worldbuilding exercises? I plan to use those to patch up whatever gaps I have for Sutra Stories and then try to move on.

    we were gonna do a worldbuilding thread idk if we still are
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    kex said they'd start it but if they don't want to anymore that's fine

    i could always start it but i have no idea what to put in the first post. like i feel like in order to do worldbuilding we need to start off with some sort of bare bones basis and not just "alright well let's create a setting you guys let's go" but i have...no idea what to do <_>
  • edited 2016-02-03 02:29:44
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    A world where worldbuilding is critical to the economy, society, and religion
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    hey @MachSpeed should i make a separate thread for the group worldbuilding thing that everyone works together on and let your thread be for just worldbuilding in general and for people that want insight on their own personal setting or did you intend for it to be for both
  • edited 2016-02-03 02:51:41
    fight. dream. horse. love.
    Calica said:

    remember when gamergate happened and everyone who watched firefly suddenly realized that adam baldwin wasn't acting

    Jayne spends too much time feeling remorse to be Baldwin's real self imo
  • Calica said:

    remember when gamergate happened and everyone who watched firefly suddenly realized that adam baldwin wasn't acting

    Jayne spends too much time feeling remorse to be Baldwin's real self imo
    delow the belt, yet accurate
  • kill living beings
    this mac and cheese had better be fucking killer i am not happy about this week
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The Firefly character, Witchy. Sit down.
  • The Firefly character, Witchy. Sit down.

    I would not believe my eyes!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jayne is a macho turncoat mercenary. You are not.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, we need to give Cerise a Dame Adorabelle's character

    So she and Tiny Jane can be roommates
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Epitome said:

    hey @MachSpeed should i make a separate thread for the group worldbuilding thing that everyone works together on and let your thread be for just worldbuilding in general and for people that want insight on their own personal setting or did you intend for it to be for both

    I'd personally like the general thread to be more structured, but that's only a mild preference. If others decide to use it for their group activity, I shan't complain.
  • You know, we need to give Cerise a Dame Adorabelle's character


    So she and Tiny Jane can be roommates

    👀
  • Epitome said:

    kex said they'd start it but if they don't want to anymore that's fine


    i could always start it but i have no idea what to put in the first post. like i feel like in order to do worldbuilding we need to start off with some sort of bare bones basis and not just "alright well let's create a setting you guys let's go" but i have...no idea what to do <_>
    I have a setup I'd like to try but I need some time

    Because I'm emotionally Not All The Way There right now

  • Splat Charger Specialist
    Jane said:

    You know, we need to give Cerise a Dame Adorabelle's character


    So she and Tiny Jane can be roommates

    👀
    My Dame Adorabelle character would probably be a whole character reference to something Jane has yet to finish, so I'm not sure that's wise
  • kill living beings
    the mac and cheese is pretty good but damn i hate the internet

    i'm just going to stare at words like "rhombencephalon" all night instead.
  • rhombencephalon

    and woozles!!
  • kill living beings
    i know terms for this class because in xenosaga the virtual reality gizmo was called the telencephalon, probably, maybe #winning
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the killer rhombus
  • kill living beings
    it looks nothing like a rhombus. it's a confusing name.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    rhombus vs. trapezoid

    the final showdown
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    rhombencephalon

    and woozles!!
    Good use of a reference.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I like the episode where they go to a magical chessboard land
  • I like the episode where they go to a magical chessboard land

    ...i might actually remember this
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The under-the-bed one? That one was weirdly important on my development as a child but articulating how is difficult.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It turns out it doesn't exist and we are candle coving this
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I may be confusing two different things but there was a very odd, kind of ominous one that took place under Christopher Robin's bed.
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