Today in "Alice's life is really weird": Facebook helpfully informed me that an old friend tagged me in a photo. There's two slight catches here: A) We never actually met in person, and (rather more pressingly) B) She died in May 2011.
Today in "Alice's life is really weird": Facebook helpfully informed me that an old friend tagged me in a photo. There's two slight catches here: A) We never actually met in person, and (rather more pressingly) B) She died in May 2011.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Do you want to build a snowman?
Come on, let's build a snowman.
I never build a snowman anymore, come out the door, it's like you've built a snowman!
We used a build a snowman, and now you're not, I wish you would tell me why!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
and then I just fly to the top bc Small Jane is still an alienwitch.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
omg I don't think she would approve of our activities at all
is alice the reigning princess at the same time as being a student?
Well, uh, yes, even though this really isn't consistent with the timeline as I'd presented it on previous occasions.
Basically I make this all up as I go along and I've retconned certain things, mostly to do with the timeline, multiple times to suit my mood at any given moment.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Centralia timeline is pretty flexible anyway...for example, preteen!Princess Alice has a smartphone, even though IRL I was well into high school by the time the first iPhone hit the market.
after a few ideas and some dinking about and tinkering and swapping about of parts, I am currently typing on my old laptop where the screen was dead! and it now has 2 more gigs of ram!
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
and then I just fly to the top bc Small Jane is still an alienwitch.
"Hello, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! And I'm here to talk to all of you about . . . peer pressure!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
after a few ideas and some dinking about and tinkering and swapping about of parts, I am currently typing on my old laptop where the screen was dead! and it now has 2 more gigs of ram!
You said "folks" and not "everyone" but I still read it in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
and then I just fly to the top bc Small Jane is still an alienwitch.
"Hello, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! And I'm here to talk to all of you about . . . peer pressure!"
I like how you correctly remembered that Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented is in Havens County
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
and then I just fly to the top bc Small Jane is still an alienwitch.
"Hello, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! And I'm here to talk to all of you about . . . peer pressure!"
I like how you correctly remembered that Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented is in Havens County
I appreciate attention to detail
i searched for "Dame Adorabelle" just to make sure i got it right :V
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
who is professor farnsworth
also this is the same SSD as in the other laptop so windows 10
For some reason I'm imagining a scenario where we're all in the school courtyard and we dare you to do something stupid (likely involving climbing the statue of Professor Adorabelle) and all the kids start chanting "JANE! JANE! JANE!" as you do
and then I just fly to the top bc Small Jane is still an alienwitch.
"Hello, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! And I'm here to talk to all of you about . . . peer pressure!"
I like how you correctly remembered that Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented is in Havens County
I appreciate attention to detail
i searched for "Dame Adorabelle" just to make sure i got it right :V
after a few ideas and some dinking about and tinkering and swapping about of parts, I am currently typing on my old laptop where the screen was dead! and it now has 2 more gigs of ram!
Yay!
I'm hoping this means that streaming video functions for you again.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I hope Imi doesn't mind that I "borrowed" one of their bras to put on the Dame Adorabelle statues
They were the only one around with a bra big enough to fit on a 9' tall statue
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
after a few ideas and some dinking about and tinkering and swapping about of parts, I am currently typing on my old laptop where the screen was dead! and it now has 2 more gigs of ram!
Yay!
I'm hoping this means that streaming video functions for you again.
it does
it also means that i have to go back to windows 8.1 then back to windows 10
in other news, the indian call service center people have become significantly more helpful over the years
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Basically I make this all up as I go along and I've retconned certain things, mostly to do with the timeline, multiple times to suit my mood at any given moment.
"Hello, I'm your Havens County Safety Fairy, here to keep YOU from being horribly maimed! And I'm here to talk to all of you about . . . peer pressure!"
i think
i might be talking nonsense but it makes sense to me
it's a pretty astonishing picture, though