You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waiterman I have bac news
Yes chef?
Pepsi refuses to seell us anymore soda
What happened this time?
They took issue with the way I spelled "PEPSI" on our menus
I told you, just because words look cooler with X's in the mdoesn't mean they bleong there
NO, no, I learned my lesson about that after the "ixe creax xundae" incident
then wwhat was the issue with spelling PESPI, chef?
well i ran out of room for 5 letters so i thought i'd shorten it a bit
that doesn't sound so bad chef
Yeah, i thought, do we really need 5 letters for one soda? So I decided to just spell it C-O-K-E but they didn't like that very mcuh
how bizarre you'd think they'd appreciate your clever marketing
I kno!
so what kind of soda are we going to serve now?
I found a shipping container full of wal-mart brand soda, free for the taking! so we can just sell that.
Awesome, chef! Where'd you fiind it
This little place called "WAL-MART DISTRIBUTION CENTER, WASHINGTON COURT HOUSE, OHIO"
i get the feeling there's going to be another courthouse in your future soon
i wish i knew what you meant by that, but i'm too busy shipping steven with mabel
those characters aren't even from teh same show chef
that never stopped me from making out with you, did it waiterman
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
sometimes your fixation on corporate ownership baffles me and this is one of those times
i'm aware of corporate ownership, but i consider it an unpleasant, slightly depressing aspect of the reality in which we live and so i pay little attention to it. Consequently i am sometimes surprised to learn that two different things that i had not associated with one another are under common ownership.
Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Parker pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Parker picked?
The 12-atonal system consisted of heavy, repetitive sounds, taken from the music of the cult of Dionysus and the Baal priesthood by Theo Adorno and given a "modern" flavor by this special friend of the Queen of England and hence the Committee of 300.
i want my entertainment to have mystery and suspense, and i want that mystery to be at least partially solvable on the basis of the information given
i want super tight continuity and extensive, consistent fictional worlds that i can get lost in
the fictional worlds do not have to be fantasy or SF, but that doesn't hurt
i want twists
i want spectacle
action doesn't hurt, but i don't like too much violence and gore because i am a wuss
i'm not big on gross-out comedy, and i find fanservice that disproportionately involves female characters irritating
if it's animated, i would prefer the art to be pretty and naturalistic, not ugly or jarring, and i want the voice acting to be convincing and appropriately emoted for the context
i want characters i can imagine being real people
failing that i want characters who are amusing
i want to understand something of their personalities and i want to experience something of their emotional journeys
i want to feel, at the end, that everything important has been resolved and explained
this is not the checklist to make a good film or even a film that i will enjoy, but it is a fairly decent guideline to make a film that i will find easy to watch and connect with and probably enjoy the experience overall, if you were targeting the tachyon demographic
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Maybe tomorrow i will be. Or Sunday.
Yes chef?
Pepsi refuses to seell us anymore soda
What happened this time?
They took issue with the way I spelled "PEPSI" on our menus
I told you, just because words look cooler with X's in the mdoesn't mean they bleong there
NO, no, I learned my lesson about that after the "ixe creax xundae" incident
then wwhat was the issue with spelling PESPI, chef?
well i ran out of room for 5 letters
so i thought i'd shorten it a bit
that doesn't sound so bad chef
Yeah, i thought, do we really need 5 letters for one soda?
So I decided to just spell it C-O-K-E
but they didn't like that very mcuh
how bizarre
you'd think they'd appreciate your clever marketing
I kno!
so what kind of soda are we going to serve now?
I found a shipping container full of wal-mart brand soda, free for the taking!
so we can just sell that.
Awesome, chef!
Where'd you fiind it
This little place called "WAL-MART DISTRIBUTION CENTER, WASHINGTON COURT HOUSE, OHIO"
i get the feeling there's going to be another courthouse in your future soon
i wish i knew what you meant by that, but i'm too busy shipping steven with mabel
those characters aren't even from teh same show chef
that never stopped me from making out with you, did it waiterman
i suppose that does make perfect sense
i knew it! here, have a lollipop
chef, this lollipop says "best by 03-21-2005"
i kno2w! it's vintage
The moral of the movie was that the I-Rex's rampage was your fault, because this is you when there's content to consume
However i haven't seen it so idk if it makes sense in context.
Shitty Teenager was annoying for the first half, and Vincent D'Onofrio's character was genuinely hateful.
Well, no, i don't, but they're sitting on my shelf like an obligation and the longer i leave them the less relevant they will be.
Don't mind me, i'm stupid.
Did Peter Parker pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Parker picked?
i want super tight continuity and extensive, consistent fictional worlds that i can get lost in
the fictional worlds do not have to be fantasy or SF, but that doesn't hurt
i want twists
i want spectacle
action doesn't hurt, but i don't like too much violence and gore because i am a wuss
i'm not big on gross-out comedy, and i find fanservice that disproportionately involves female characters irritating
if it's animated, i would prefer the art to be pretty and naturalistic, not ugly or jarring, and i want the voice acting to be convincing and appropriately emoted for the context
i want characters i can imagine being real people
failing that i want characters who are amusing
i want to understand something of their personalities and i want to experience something of their emotional journeys
i want to feel, at the end, that everything important has been resolved and explained
this is not the checklist to make a good film or even a film that i will enjoy, but it is a fairly decent guideline to make a film that i will find easy to watch and connect with and probably enjoy the experience overall, if you were targeting the tachyon demographic