Literally every school-aged person in the Raleigh metro area is waiting for the school system to make the decision to close school again or not, and the official Twitter is being coy as hell about it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I ended up staying home today because of the weather myself, even though classes were officially still on.
Thankfully my professor was very understanding and agreed to let me take today's quiz on Friday morning. ^_^
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Dang it, Imi! That's too small of a sample size for me to analyze the pattern!
a [utensil] full of [food treat] makes the [chemical] go [direction] the [chemical] go [direction] the [chemical] go [direction] a [utensil] full of [food treat] makes the [chemical] go [direction] in a most delightful [road type]
he ain't the first one either -- at least a handful of other politicians have come out saying that they can't afford to have a salary of only $174,000 a year.
if you're actually concerned about the workload and stress you should just come out and say so. no one's gonna blame if you mention that you don't like having to fundraise all the damn time or having to have every ugly detail of your private life and political inclination seared across headlines of newspapers.
but if you're complaining about the pay?
shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out.
so many of us would dream to have a salary like that. so many of us survive on salaries of not even half that.
fuck these assholes who complain that $174K isn't enough.
pay them in a manner commensurate with the power that they wield so that they arent forced to rely on corporate buddies to operate in the social circles they're thrust into
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I only listen to to the ancient spiritual music of of a long lost Central American tribe, composed entirely of varying tones of flatulence. Furthermore I will only listen to it as it is INTENDED to be heard, played back from phonographs constructed from pressed banana leaves.
Now that you've all heard of it, though, I will need to move onto something less mainstream.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
ROYAL UNICORNS
Princess Alice:Chrysanthemum Rose
Princess Jeanette:a nameless unicorn
Princess Meredith:Eternal Grace (deposed)
Miss Prissyhooves (actually a horse with a traffic cone on her head)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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It's kinda funny but also ridiculous.
the [chemical] go [direction]
the [chemical] go [direction]
a [utensil] full of [food treat] makes the [chemical] go [direction]
in a most delightful [road type]
he ain't the first one either -- at least a handful of other politicians have come out saying that they can't afford to have a salary of only $174,000 a year.
if you're actually concerned about the workload and stress you should just come out and say so. no one's gonna blame if you mention that you don't like having to fundraise all the damn time or having to have every ugly detail of your private life and political inclination seared across headlines of newspapers.
but if you're complaining about the pay?
shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out.
so many of us would dream to have a salary like that. so many of us survive on salaries of not even half that.
fuck these assholes who complain that $174K isn't enough.
pay them in a manner commensurate with the power that they wield so that they arent forced to rely on corporate buddies to operate in the social circles they're thrust into
I only listen to to the ancient spiritual music of of a long lost Central American tribe, composed entirely of varying tones of flatulence. Furthermore I will only listen to it as it is INTENDED to be heard, played back from phonographs constructed from pressed banana leaves.
Now that you've all heard of it, though, I will need to move onto something less mainstream.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Ancient tribes didn't have the time to gather so many beans