But sometimes, we do an action that is lame for the effect that is good.
For example, giving blood hurts, but it helps other people. The effect is the reason why you took the action that caused the effect.
Another example: Calvin wants to throw snowballs at Suzie. In summer, Calvin cannot throw snowballs because there are no snowballs. So Calvin, during winter, takes some snowballs and hides them in a freezer until summer. Calvin does not want the situation of not being able to throw snowballs at Suzie. He wants to throw snowballs.
Thus, the snowballs in winter that Calvin preserves are not thrown at Suzie until Summer Calvin makes a choice to not throw those snowballs so that he can throw them later. Calvin's desire to throw snowballs causes him to not throw snowballs. The reason he doesn't throw snowballs is that he wants to throw snowballs. Calvin accomplishes his snowball-throwing goal by not throwing snowballs (at least, not until Summer).
In order to throw snowballs, you must not throw snowballs. A goal (snow-throwing) is achieved by avoiding the action that would fulfill said goal. So you make X happen by not making X happen. If Y is defined as "making X happen", then you Y by not Y.
You throw snowballs by not throwing snowballs. You also throw snowballs by throwing snowballs. Thus, whether you throw the snowball or not, you throw the snowball.
There is no choice, there is only snowball.
Demonstration in action:
But, see, Calvin did Y by not doing Y, but it didn't make X happen. It made him get snowballed. To do something, you must try not to do it, and then you accomplish what you were trying not to do. So, to get anything done, you have to do it by trying to do the opposite of what you weren't trying not to do so that you can make what you didn't want to not happen happen.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
what if you had SRS
and then when you woke up you saw out of the corner of your eye
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A very odd British author who writes extremely dark satirical novels, his most notorious being Cock and Bull, in the second half of which an obnoxious rugby fan grows a vagina on the underside of his left knee during the night. It's basically a rather vicious parody of gender expectations.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
what if you had SRS
I've looked on the world map and seen in the lands beyond the sea that there be SRS, but I wondered if that was literal, or symbolic. Surely such legendary things exist only in fantasy? I've certainly never seen a SRS in these lands. But my, wouldn't it be wonderful if such a commodity were a real thing that people could find?
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
...I wonder what a SRS is. It must be wonderful. hmm... Somatically Relieving Sapphire? Selectively Rehabilitative Sundry? ...Sexually Reactive Surge? Golly gee, I just don't know! :o Maybe I should go ask Owl.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If I weren't too lazy to go outside in the cold, I'd post a picture of where it says "SRS AIRBAG" on my dashboard
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
*I've* heard (shhh don't tell anyone) that there *do* exist such things as SRS in these lands, but I suspected the rumors false. Nonetheless, as the rumor goes, the wonderful things known as SRS are stored deep in the king's store, and he keeps them secret from the peasants and even the nobility. Were they to escape the king's store, the king might lose some money and people might become happier. What a waste!!
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
That special time in every girl's life at which she begins working to reverse the mutations that gave her unwanted physical and chemical characteristics, and against forces from all sides that tell her to leave it alone and be a man!! Yuck!!!!: isn't it a grand time? The superior gender must prove that they deserve to be a part of it. Except those fortunate enough to escape the aforementioned natal mutations.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
It's a secret that all girls have. Nearly every girl has a penis at first. Some are too weak for the requisite metamorphosis, and that is why there are no girls on the internet, or in real life. The corporate advertising campaign against female dignity and self esteem is a subtle battle by the government, using corporations as puppets, to discourage the aforementioned metamorphosis, and create more men, who, unlike women, can do battle, because no one wants to rape a man, except the ones that do, but we don't talk about those. The only girls immune to it are the few who never had a penis, which is a rare congenital birth defect that results in beauty and also immunity to acne and other skin disorders.
i just got finished up writing one of those palindrome poems, except this time i was extra clever and tacked another section onto the end where the lines are shuffled together in a completely arbitrary order. and it works. and the form reflects the content (quite literally hee hee). i love it when a plan comes together
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Macklemore challenges us in “Same Love,” just as MLK challenged America 50 years ago. He challenges us to not just listen to the song and admire its aesthetics. He implores us to not smile and applaud his musical prowess as we go about our usual day. He asks us to do something about it. He challenges us to look deep inside ourselves, uncover our own bigotry and tear it out.
One was a revolutionary who risked his life to help his own people and got shot by the government because they couldn't handle him.
The other is a pop rapper who made one song about LGBT rights and rode it all the way to the bank.
This is not an equivalency. This is hardly a valid topic for an actual newspaper. I'm surprised that something like this would get printed outside of a high-school press. How do you exist while being so wrong?
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Cause/action comes first, and then effect.
But sometimes, we do an action that is lame for the effect that is good.
For example, giving blood hurts, but it helps other people. The effect is the reason why you took the action that caused the effect.
Another example: Calvin wants to throw snowballs at Suzie. In summer, Calvin cannot throw snowballs because there are no snowballs. So Calvin, during winter, takes some snowballs and hides them in a freezer until summer. Calvin does not want the situation of not being able to throw snowballs at Suzie. He wants to throw snowballs.
Thus, the snowballs in winter that Calvin preserves are not thrown at Suzie until Summer Calvin makes a choice to not throw those snowballs so that he can throw them later. Calvin's desire to throw snowballs causes him to not throw snowballs. The reason he doesn't throw snowballs is that he wants to throw snowballs. Calvin accomplishes his snowball-throwing goal by not throwing snowballs (at least, not until Summer).
In order to throw snowballs, you must not throw snowballs. A goal (snow-throwing) is achieved by avoiding the action that would fulfill said goal. So you make X happen by not making X happen. If Y is defined as "making X happen", then you Y by not Y.
You throw snowballs by not throwing snowballs. You also throw snowballs by throwing snowballs. Thus, whether you throw the snowball or not, you throw the snowball.
There is no choice, there is only snowball.
Demonstration in action:
But, see, Calvin did Y by not doing Y, but it didn't make X happen. It made him get snowballed. To do something, you must try not to do it, and then you accomplish what you were trying not to do. So, to get anything done, you have to do it by trying to do the opposite of what you weren't trying not to do so that you can make what you didn't want to not happen happen.
oops
and it will fall
like a flood of memes
that's how the song goes right
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
slow news day at the press
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead