You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'M A PEGASUS, BITCH
I'LL APPROPRIATE WHATEVER I WANT
*begins selling "Otherkin and also Fictive Crackers", which are like Ritz crackers except exactly the same*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
New way to waste time:
Using only existing software (like Xfce's panel and menu options), I'm going to try to configure Ubuntu to mimic the interface of Windows 95 as closely as I can...at least in terms of functionality, if not appearance.
he’s taking forever in the washroom…. and you gotta make a #2… and he has a dog…. so just crap on the carpet. it’s that simple. he’ll think the dog did it and then put the dog down and then he will always pay attention to you
order a pizza with “extra sausage” to be delivered. when the delivery driver arrives with your pizza, wink seductively and ask if its your pizza with extra sausage, then quickly devour it and cry from how much of a filthy animal you are, rubbing the spicy tomato sauce all over your body as if it washes away your eternal sin
@Imi: For less money and with more time, you could probably build a full array of analogue effects pedals. I actually have a friend that does this, although he also modifies cheap effects boxes that he purchases. He's a pretty cool guy, with a pretty cool setup.
order a pizza with “extra sausage” to be delivered. when the delivery driver arrives with your pizza, wink seductively and ask if its your pizza with extra sausage, then quickly devour it and cry from how much of a filthy animal you are, rubbing the spicy tomato sauce all over your body as if it washes away your eternal sin
"Here's your pizza, ma'am. That'll be ten dollars."
@Sredni: I actually have a multi-effects unit that covers pretty much every standard effect. But sometimes I think it might be fun to collect and compare what pedals are out there.
Also building things like that scares me since I don't understand a lick of electronics
@Sredni: I actually have a multi-effects unit that covers pretty much every standard effect. But sometimes I think it might be fun to collect and compare what pedals are out there.
Also building things like that scares me since I don't understand a lick of electronics
Not every possible effect, although it does cover many. But it does cover many basic ones, some in combination. My band's bass player has a pretty good one, and he can do all sorts of strange things with it. That said, homemade pedals often have a different quality to their sound, often in a good way—like the guitar distortion on Cabaret Voltaire's early LPs.
And yeah, I can understand that... Even said friend has his limits: He won't mess with AC-powered devices, for instance.
Well yeah, the unit I have does have limitations. You can't have phaser and tremolo at the same time, for instance. Or some other combinations. But, at my current level of boredom and cash it's adequate.
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Y'know if I were bored and had tons of cash, I'd probably buy a lot of guitar effects boxes. They're fun
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
@Sredni: I actually have a multi-effects unit that covers pretty much every standard effect. But sometimes I think it might be fun to collect and compare what pedals are out there.
Also building things like that scares me since I don't understand a lick of electronics
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm cool.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Oh dear deer dere...
I just don't see the point