Paul Nuttall, the Ukip deputy leader, has just accused Labour of relying disproportionately on Asian voters in Oldham and on postal votes. He claimed this was “an affront to democracy”.
Also, I remember the first time I had an english scone. It was... not what I was expecting. For one thing, I could eat more than one without feeling sick.
Yesterday I learned that the world outside of Utah does not have scones, but baked goods of the biscuit family called "scones". Their equivalent to scones is fry bread, which is basically scones but without butter on top.
At almost any gathering of mormons for that lasts longer than forty-five minutes and contains more than twenty people, food will be provided. Weddings, funerals, firesides, etc.
Funeral potatoes are a casserole containing potatoes and not-potatoes. The Not-potatoes consist of Cream, Cheese, and Not-Cream-or-Cheese.
Different families have different recipes, and recipes change over time. Usually at least one strange thing either baked into or added to the casserole. Bacon, rice crispies, chili, brocolli, crushed chips, onions, count as strange things. I have seen all of these things.
I do not know why they are called funeral potatoes, other than they are served at social gatherings such as funerals and they contain potatoes.
Utah Scones are fried dough. Butter is often added on the top, for extra artery cloggage.
We don't drink alcohol or caffiene, or smoke any substance. To compensate, we attempt to ruin our bodies in other ways.
However, we are commanded to take care of our bodies. To reconcile our food with our faith, before the food is eaten, a prayer is said containing the words, "and please bless this food to nourish and strengthen our bodies".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More Centralia characters!
Amber Quartz: A Maresville police constable in the main continuity, a security guard at Dame Adorabelle's Academy in the boarding school continuity. Takes the latter job a bit too seriously, but she kinda has to, when she's dealing directly with 13-year-old Princess Alice.
Ashley Warner: Amber's junior police partner in the main continuity, a Dame Adorabelle's prefect in the boarding school continuity. Is a bit sillier and more lighthearted than Amber, but somehow manages to actually accomplish more. Also crushes on every cute girl she meets.
Utah Scones are fried dough. Butter is often added on the top, for extra artery cloggage.
We don't drink alcohol or caffiene, or smoke any substance. To compensate, we attempt to ruin our bodies in other ways.
However, we are commanded to take care of our bodies. To reconcile our food with our faith, before the food is eaten, a prayer is said containing the words, "and please bless this food to nourish and strengthen our bodies".
As someone who decided, upon being vegan, to eat french fries every day for months, I understand this
There's a huge argument over how to properly serve your British Scones: Do you do it the Cornwall way (jam first, then clotted cream) or the Devon way (clotted cream then jam)?
Personally, if I have the choice, I put the cream on then the jam. That way I can control how much cream I put on and I don't get as sick, therefore I can eat more of them #ToolsLogic
But if it's presented ready made and has jam then cream, I'll eat it. I'll just have mouthfuls of cream.
Mormons are not allowed to consume caffeine or alcohol.
Non-Mormons in Utah are allowed to consume both, but in order to purchase it, they must first engage in ritual combat with the Challenge Snake, which is 200 feet long and which cannot be cut or bruised by human weapons. Thankfully you just have to cut off the bell tied to its tail, which is good because they can reuse the Challenge Snake.
Mormons are not allowed to consume caffeine or alcohol.
Non-Mormons in Utah are allowed to consume both, but in order to purchase it, they must first engage in ritual combat with the Challenge Snake, which is 200 feet long and which cannot be cut or bruised by human weapons. Thankfully you just have to cut off the bell tied to its tail, which is good because they can reuse the Challenge Snake.
Mormons are not allowed to consume caffeine or alcohol.
Non-Mormons in Utah are allowed to consume both, but in order to purchase it, they must first engage in ritual combat with the Challenge Snake, which is 200 feet long and which cannot be cut or bruised by human weapons. Thankfully you just have to cut off the bell tied to its tail, which is good because they can reuse the Challenge Snake.
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
There's this image post on some content aggregator about how what if Batman defeated some ultimate evil, was sent back in time to the theater playing The Mark of Zorro, shot his own parents to ensure that he would become the Batman to defeat the ultimate evil, tried to kill himself, but was pulled out of the water and driven insane to become the Joker.
And that's...stupid on so many levels and even more contrived than actual superhero comics could ever be.
People endlessly repeat that thing some DC exec said somewhere about not wanting jokes in their movies, while at the same time whining about Hot Topic Joker being too silly.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Frequently served at Kentucky Fried Chicken locations.
but here a biscuit is what you'd call a cookie, so the phrase 'biscuits and gravy' sounds peculiar to me, even knowing that