* blurry background * vehicle in foreground * vehicle ridden by fast food mascot * speech bubble from said mascot, with text "[internet speak acronym], internet" * music: looped small but melodically distinctive snippet of eurobeat song
the snowclones on this forum are a _little_ bit lazy at times, but that's mainly only because I just snowclone the title and then make the OP contents relevant to to the new title on the off chance that it might actually become a legit thread
because there are extra points for a snowclone thread becoming a legit thread
[Method of departure], [vocative case of unpleasant entity or item]! You don't belong in this [location or setting of interest]!
It was not by my [means available to unpleasant entity or item] that I am one again [relevant way of phrasing "granted presence", preferably in fancy wording]. I was [brought into being or presence] by [other, potentially scapegoat entity] who wished to [motive of potential scapegoat entity that would have resulted in bringing unpleasant entity or item into being, including a noun].
[That noun]?! You [unpleasant verb] [valuable noun, likely plural], and make [pronoun referring to valuable noun] your [descriptor, plural if valuable noun was plural, usually implying subservience]!
Perhaps the same could be said of all [relevant context or narrative type, plural].
Your [relevant common means of unpleasant entity or item] are as empty as your [philosophical meaning or spiritually-significant thing]. [Collective noun, often scapegoat, usually ending in "-kind"] ill needs a [noun for provider of relevant service allegedliy provided by unpleasant entity or item] such as you!
WHAT IS A [singular noun, often scapegoat]?! A(n) [usually disdainful adjective toward singular noun] [adjective toward singular noun] pile of [noun associated with plural noun]. But enough talk...have at you!!
you mean that one where i'm a mid-level leader of a team of political/policy warriors, armed with a diverse set of physical and magical combat and other skills, taking on missions that advance our cause and helping our allies?
i'd probably be some combination of rogue and wizard, since i like sneaking around and suck at direct /confrontations lol
would be nice to date collaborate with someone who had big splashy magic and could distract the enemy while i used surreptitious spells to undermine their forces from behind or something
maybe, anyway. i don't really know what that means or how it feels
it wasn't a deep spiritual thing, just, contentedness, enjoying being in somebody's company purely for its own sake, and knowing that he enjoyed my company in the same way
maybe, anyway. i don't really know what that means or how it feels
it wasn't a deep spiritual thing, just, contentedness, enjoying being in somebody's company purely for its own sake, and knowing that he enjoyed my company in the same way
this is sad, isn't it?
possible boys
it's not sad. it is what it is. some people don't find romance.
So I don't know where to put this, but Nostalgebraist who gets posted here from Tumblr now and again has been working on a work of fiction called The Northern Caves.
It's kind of a House of Leaves/Pale Fire type of deal where it's presented as an analysis of a work of fiction that doesn't exist, but in this case it's a fan forum analyzing the baffling final work of a cult fantasy writer.
It's pretty interesting and not like much I've seen before, so check it out.
second. it's like pale fire for people who know what fandom wank is.
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* blurry background
* vehicle in foreground
* vehicle ridden by fast food mascot
* speech bubble from said mascot, with text "[internet speak acronym], internet"
* music: looped small but melodically distinctive snippet of eurobeat song
this was the rule for mutating this meme
but doable by one person
and if you make all the new things line up you get props
because there are extra points for a snowclone thread becoming a legit thread
i can sorta understand how it's annoying if they start to take up the whole front page
but a title is just a title, i don't see the difference between a snowclone and any other random thread
It was not by my [means available to unpleasant entity or item] that I am one again [relevant way of phrasing "granted presence", preferably in fancy wording]. I was [brought into being or presence] by [other, potentially scapegoat entity] who wished to [motive of potential scapegoat entity that would have resulted in bringing unpleasant entity or item into being, including a noun].
[That noun]?! You [unpleasant verb] [valuable noun, likely plural], and make [pronoun referring to valuable noun] your [descriptor, plural if valuable noun was plural, usually implying subservience]!
Perhaps the same could be said of all [relevant context or narrative type, plural].
Your [relevant common means of unpleasant entity or item] are as empty as your [philosophical meaning or spiritually-significant thing]. [Collective noun, often scapegoat, usually ending in "-kind"] ill needs a [noun for provider of relevant service allegedliy provided by unpleasant entity or item] such as you!
WHAT IS A [singular noun, often scapegoat]?! A(n) [usually disdainful adjective toward singular noun] [adjective toward singular noun] pile of [noun associated with plural noun]. But enough talk...have at you!!
I still do.
I chalked it up to including "a r e" somewhere in the title, but even that no longer holds true.
m e t a w a v e
m e t a l w a v e
'i say old boy, this is rather metal, isn't it?'
'rather!'
v a p e [ c e n s o r e d ] e v e r y d a y ?
so la ti so
ti so la re
re la ti so
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
do
time to go back to my wholly productive and successful existence
and can fly
would be nice to date collaborate with someone who had big splashy magic and could distract the enemy while i used surreptitious spells to undermine their forces from behind or something
i never really saw the appeal of having a SO
and i don't think leadership would suit me very well
maybe, anyway. i don't really know what that means or how it feels
it wasn't a deep spiritual thing, just, contentedness, enjoying being in somebody's company purely for its own sake, and knowing that he enjoyed my company in the same way
this is sad, isn't it?
possible boys
the whole post, word for word
and it will serve me right
thank you for the reassurance
and belatedly, happy birthday! how was it?
Occupational hazards.
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
And I have a parcel waiting for me at home :D
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
what's that?
Doing the things a particle can
What're they like? It's not important
Particle Tach
When they're underwater do they get wet?
Or does the water get them instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Tach