You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The radio station I was listening to this morning had the least convincing Santa Claus ever. He sounded far too young to be the typical elderly Santa we usually think of.
Which got me thinking of Magic Jane's theory that "Santa Claus" is a title passed down from generation to generation.
And now I want to write a story about a relatively young wizard who becomes the new Santa and finds himself hiding his face from the public because he's ashamed he can't match the public image of what Santa Claus looks like.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*gives Jocelyn a gift certificate for the milk bar at the Imipolex G Library*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
speaking of making people want new shit they don't need
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
To be fair, Windows Vista was lame even when it was new. There was no real reason not to just keep using XP.
Your futile existence has no meeeeaaaaannniiinnnggggg
I used to think that the antinatalist rejoinder to Nietzsche's "Whoever would be destroyed by the thought "There is no salvation" should be" was "We ALL should be destroyed by that thought".
But now I think the biggest antinatalists on the internet agree, they just think they're part of the group that should be destroyed.
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Which got me thinking of Magic Jane's theory that "Santa Claus" is a title passed down from generation to generation.
And now I want to write a story about a relatively young wizard who becomes the new Santa and finds himself hiding his face from the public because he's ashamed he can't match the public image of what Santa Claus looks like.
you and I should get along so awfully
I hate that quote.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
that's nice
hey guys,
you know how the orange slayed the rake?
"should stop being such a weenie" might be more appropriate