Anonus Watches Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy

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• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:15:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  this movie is so boring
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:16:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  what's with Yoda's floaty-chair
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:17:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  God, Jar Jar is actually one of the better parts of this movie
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:18:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  my mother says Anakin sounds like a four-year-old in this scene

  
  

  "It's not fair!"
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:19:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Jesus, Anakin comes off like some kind of creepy predator here
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:20:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "May the Force be with you" sounds really stupid in these movies
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:21:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Dex's Diner feels like it's supposed to be whimsical and fun but it's not
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:41:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "They're cloners. Damn good ones, too"

  
  

  a bid to secure the PG rating
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:42:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "How big your...pocketbook is. Hahahaha!"

  
  

  this seems like it should be a joke but it's not
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:43:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  this love story is so poorly conveyed
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:47:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god more space politics
• Odradek

  2016-12-21 03:49:01

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The moral of the movie is that if you vote for GWB a second time, you are literally Jar-Jar Binks
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:50:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  these long-necked aliens are vaguely unsettling
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:52:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god another "romance" scene
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:52:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Anakin is contrasting Padme with sand

  
  

  oh my god
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:53:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  they're kissing now

  
  

  Padme says she shouldn't have done that

  
  

  God this is terrible
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:54:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The clones look like they're all brown

  
  

  Hmm
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 03:56:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  They're supposed to be obedient, servile, and lacking in free will

  
  

  Hmm
• Odradek

  2016-12-21 04:01:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Anonus said:

  The clones look like they're all brown

  
  

  Hmm

  They're Samoan
  
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:08:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  still, unfortunate implications to me

  
  

  also these Striking Vistas of the waterfalls and the field do jack shit for me
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:10:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Now Anakin was riding some kind of giant rodent thing and it knocked him off

  
  

  He's laughing...

  
  

  This scene is disturbing
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:11:51

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Like he's rolling around with Padme and they're both laughing and there's this swollen John Williams score backing it and it all feels incredibly forced
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:13:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I have no interest in this movie anymore and am just letting it play in the background

  
  

  Here's Anakin using the Force on a pear though
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:16:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "The thought of not being with you...I can't breathe."

  
  

  "My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar"

  
  

  oh jesus this is some of the worst dialogue i have ever encountered
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:17:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  okay fine wanting to wish away your feelings, the me of fall 2011 wanted that before he gave in >_>
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:20:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god here's shirtless Anakin having a dream and going "no, no"
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:20:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  lucas was really angling for the teenyboppers wasn't he
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:22:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  he's going to go save his mother
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:23:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  god the CGIed Jango Fett and his jetpack looks stupid
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-21 04:26:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I HATE SAND
  
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:37:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  God, there's almost an hour and a half left in this movie
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:38:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Anakin's back on Tatooine talking to Flying Gonzo now

  
  

  Also their consistent referrals to Anakin as "Annie" are so fucking weird to me
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:39:47

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  these movies do not feel fond of narrative clarity
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:40:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  they're blowing up Saturn's rings
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:40:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  it looks like space colonoscopies are happening
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:46:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I think Anakin's mother has been gone a month?
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:47:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  why are Anakin and Padme talking in shadow?

  
  

  Why did she run up to him and kiss him?

  
  

  Nothing about their "love" is believable
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:51:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  you can just leave this on in the background and half-watch it and feel like you aren't missing much, if anything
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:52:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  His mom's alive
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:53:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Anonus said:

  you can just leave this on in the background and half-watch it and feel like you aren't missing much, if anything

  yeah, this movie in particular feels like the model for Hollywood's beloved Content it can't stop spewing out

  
  

  branded, boring, soulless, noise
• Aliroz

  2016-12-21 04:53:13 edited 2016-12-21 04:56:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Attack of the clones is, genuinely, the least interesting of the prequels.

  
  

  Phantom Menace took a ton of risks.  Risks that didn't pay off, yes, but it took risks.  It went places.  It tried.

  
  

  Attack of the Clones at least had really nice backgrounds and costumes.

  
  

  
  

  Look at the patterns and detail on the goldish part of the robe, it's a lot of detail for something nobody really got to see (This character basically only appears in one shot)

  
  

  Also, I have a special place in my heart for Attack of the Clones because it was the first Star Wars movie I got to see in theaters.  Also, it proved to all the other little kids that there WERE female Jedi, and thus that girls COULD use lightsabers and the force.  

  
  

  Aaaaaaaaaaand that's all I really got, in terms of defending this movie.  As for the actual experience of watching it?  It's garbage.  
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:55:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Hey, a Lucasfilm logo hat!
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:57:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  C-3PO has his skin now
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:58:55

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "I will be the most powerful Jedi ever! I promise you! I will even learn to stop people from dying!"

  
  

  "It's all Obi-wan's fault! He's jealous! He's holding me back!"

  
  

  Now I see where the inspiration for Kylo Ren came from
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:59:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "I killed them. I killed them all. I killed every single one of them!"

  
  

  who'd he kill again?
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 04:59:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  here's the Imperial March
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 05:00:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "To be angry is to be human."

  
  

  "I'm a Jedi. I know I'm better than this."

  
  

  oh my god

  
  

  there's the seeds of something poignant here but they fail to sprout
• MetaFour

  2016-12-21 05:01:17

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Anonus said:

  "I killed them. I killed them all. I killed every single one of them!"

  
  

  who'd he kill again?

  That entire camp of Sandpeople. Even their children.
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 05:01:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  jesus the acting/direction here is just killing the intended effect
• Anonus

  2016-12-21 05:03:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  MetaFour said:

  Anonus said:

  "I killed them. I killed them all. I killed every single one of them!"

  
  

  who'd he kill again?

  That entire camp of Sandpeople. Even their children.

  oh

  
  

  here's another shiny retro-future spaceship