The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Toolsie · 2016-09-22 21:35:02

I can't hear out of my left ear.

All I hear is a high pitched humming.

Fun times.

Odradek · 2016-09-22 21:36:05

Thanks. Three goddamn years of working, FIGHTING, to get rid of the fucking dinosaurs, magma-walks in "space-suits", bullshit-sci-crap sources for the Earth's crisis, a fucking WINDSHIELD at one point (think about it), all the while thinking "I love sci-fi. Sci fi has suffered too many bad-science movies. It's my responsibility to my fellow sci-fi fans to make sure the science is as close as I can get it." All so some guys who enjoy the power trip of snark can toss it out the window without ever thinking "Hey, you know maybe, just POSSIBLY, as I know jackshit about this, this could all be right."

I do not want this man to be allowed to work on any movie

Obā-san · 2016-09-22 21:36:33

Odradek said:
Did you know the movie The Core was originally going to have dinosaur, but some dumb motherfucker who hates fun said it would be too silly?

....

too silly for The Core?????

Obā-san · 2016-09-22 21:37:27

Jane said:
I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

"Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

all movies I haven't seen are shitty

listen to Ron Perlman's Son's banging techno, it will make you feel better

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-22 21:37:57

You are all actually conspiring to kill me I'm like 99% sure of it.

Fossilmaiden · 2016-09-22 21:39:01

You have foiled my evil plot by discovering it.

Thus, I must move to plan B. I'll kill your entire state!

Odradek · 2016-09-22 21:39:43

Today is Tomorrow said:

Odradek said:
Did you know the movie The Core was originally going to have dinosaur, but some dumb motherfucker who hates fun said it would be too silly?
....

too silly for The Core?????

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/14288

Later this man would go on to write beloved pieces of SF like Transformers

Odradek · 2016-09-22 21:41:09

Jane said:
I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

"Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

all movies I haven't seen are shitty

Is this a shitty movie?

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-22 21:44:03

one day I will read something here that is copypasted from some antinatalist film critic Young Thug fan's blog that is just so brain-numbingly stupid my own brain will turn off and I will die right then and there, and Heapers' Hangout will cease to exist because it has fulfilled its ultimate goal

Toolsie · 2016-09-22 21:44:35

Guys, I seriously cannot hear out my left ear.

I've just tried listening to music, and it's muffled as fuck.

Anonus · 2016-09-22 21:44:38

Fossilmaiden said:
You have foiled my evil plot by discovering it.

Thus, I must move to plan B. I'll kill your entire state!

You can't kill Pennsylvania!

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-22 21:44:57

Toolsie said:
Guys, I seriously cannot hear out my left ear.

I've just tried listening to music, and it's muddled as fuck.

go see a doctor

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-22 21:45:10

you probably have either a fluid buildup or impacted earwax

Fossilmaiden · 2016-09-22 21:45:48

Anonus said:

Fossilmaiden said:
You have foiled my evil plot by discovering it.

Thus, I must move to plan B. I'll kill your entire state!
You can't kill Pennsylvania!

Just try and stop me!

Anonus · 2016-09-22 21:50:05

*blasts Move Closer to Your World rays at Tensei*

Anonus · 2016-09-22 21:50:37

that's not Pennsylvania enough is it? does it need more Ben Franklin and Andrew Carnegie?

Odradek · 2016-09-22 21:50:55

Odradek said:

Jane said:
I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

"Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

all movies I haven't seen are shitty
Is this a shitty movie?

Klinotaxis · 2016-09-22 21:51:12

i haven't seen any movies either.

anyway nonlinear optimization when i don't even know all the parameters is not not not my fave

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-22 21:55:15

Odradek said:

Odradek said:

Jane said:
I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

"Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

all movies I haven't seen are shitty
Is this a shitty movie?

if I haven't seen it it's shitty

Odradek · 2016-09-22 22:04:32

Jane said:

Odradek said:

Odradek said:

Jane said:
I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

"Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

all movies I haven't seen are shitty
Is this a shitty movie?

if I haven't seen it it's shitty

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Toolsie · 2016-09-22 22:13:04

Okay, now I can't hear anything out my left ear at all

Tachyon · 2016-09-22 23:41:03

does it hurt?

Vriska · 2016-09-23 00:18:23

Dusty was being SO lovey last night.

Section42L · 2016-09-23 00:25:26

Reading that Core piece is depressing.

It seems like what could've been a fabulous bad movie was literally Cinemasins'd to death.

Yes, I know that I'm late to the discussion, but I was at work.

Odradek · 2016-09-23 00:32:46

Naw it's fair

Odradek · 2016-09-23 00:34:12

Tachyon · 2016-09-23 00:35:29

in case we thought he might have been a giraffe

Klinotaxis · 2016-09-23 00:36:27

maybe they are spiritual brothers

Odradek · 2016-09-23 00:37:40

On the other hand Cecil's sister, Denise, is an actuary

Vriska · 2016-09-23 00:44:56

hedge guy

Anonus · 2016-09-23 00:49:23

do you think they're hanging out with Harambe

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-23 00:59:41

Zoo Animal Heaven gettin crowded this past year.

Tre · 2016-09-23 01:09:53

y'all, I'm so Tired™ of this election

I know the coverage is going to last well into November but still, I'm ready for election day to come so the news outlets just shut up about it and move on

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-23 01:11:10

oh god I actually just remembered elections are in november

finally the torment will stop

hopefully

Anonus · 2016-09-23 01:12:50

I'm so mad that Trump has apparently ruined Pepe now

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-23 01:14:34

They make take our pepes

but they'll never take dat boi

Fossilmaiden · 2016-09-23 01:16:27

but how can you ruin garbage

Obā-san · 2016-09-23 01:16:46

2016 has been

a

year

Salix Babylonika · 2016-09-23 01:21:54

Today is Tomorrow said:
2016 has been

a

year

/r/fuck2016

Obā-san · 2016-09-23 01:24:51

id be down with that but people say that about every year

Tachyon · 2016-09-23 01:26:02

i have mixed feelings about it

more bad than good i guess

it was better for me personally than 2015, but that's selfish

Vriska · 2016-09-23 01:28:25

I didn't do it!

I mean I can see where you think I might've done it

but the thing I did had a questbed so there

Odradek · 2016-09-23 01:28:39

Today is Tomorrow said:
id be down with that but people say that about every year

It's like gas prices

At some point there must have been a good year, but I'm sure nobody felt it was at the time

Obā-san · 2016-09-23 01:29:16

by saying its a year i mean that it has just been weird af

Hexartes · 2016-09-23 01:29:35

I dunno, most years I can say with some reservation have been about as good or bad as any other, but 2016 has felt *relentless*

Although if I'm being honest it's more like my life has been consistently shitty since, like, October 2015

Tachyon · 2016-09-23 01:29:43

i should not be awake

i do this thing where, it's late, but i'm not tired, so i start to worry that i will oversleep and miss work, which makes it harder to sleep, so i worry all the more, etc.

Tachyon · 2016-09-23 01:31:04

though i also just feel so gloomy about everything right now

like everything is sort of sad a bit

this should be in emotional problems i guess

Odradek · 2016-09-23 01:35:41

I can't wait til I'm old and shooters have moved on, so I can lecture young-uns about how much better cover shooters with regenerating health were than this pussified oversimplified garbage for tiny babies they play today

Klinotaxis · 2016-09-23 01:39:14

Jane said:
They make take our pepes

but they'll never take dat boi

Klinotaxis · 2016-09-23 01:39:52

Lately Gary Johnson said that global warming is okay because in a few million years the earth shall be swallowed by the dying flames of the sun, which is my attitude towards a lot of things if i'm going to be honest.

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