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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I still love how Todd took advantage of the knowledge that people would assume he's white

    (Spoiler: He's not white)
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    To be fair as far as names go, they do not get much more stereotypically white than "Todd".

    But that's making an assumption on its own, which is assuming that Todd is actually his name.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    t.i.t.s.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Assigned Imicow At Birth
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    which is a fine thing to be assigned, if I may say so.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TV/VCR combo
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Central Avenue said:

    TV/VCR combo

    the mac of tvs
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kokomo, Indiana was destroyed by tornados I guess 😞
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    @Jane: Idris Elba is the title character in Luther, an English police thriller show which I referenced earlier. He is playing Roland in the upcoming film adaptation of The Dark Tower, apparently with Matthew McConnacan'tspellhisname.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    are you Nostradamus, Sredni?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I hate getting "Pillow Talk" stuck in my head

    Zayn Malik is ok but I don't like that song much

    Also why is it not called "Paradise and a War Zone"
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Central Avenue said:

    I hate getting "Pillow Talk" stuck in my head

    Zayn Malik is ok but I don't like that song much

    Also why is it not called "Paradise and a War Zone"

    because that is too long for a song title.

    "Paradise" might have worked.
  • TreTre
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    I dunno, I'm partial to "Paradise/Warzone" or "Paradise (Warzone)." Both would've worked.

    Neither would have fit the GaMzEe MaKaRa AeStHeTiC he went for on the actual album itself though.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane said:


    because that is too long for a song title.

    I take it you weren't a fan of Fall Out Boy circa 2005
  • TreTre
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    re: Fall Out Boy

    "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" is longer than "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" tho
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    ipv6 why have you betrayed me
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    actually I was, but Fall Out Boy had a whole thing where their song titles are like entire sentences.

    Actually that was a pop-punk thing in general, idk why really.

    speaking of FOB I think it's funny how Todd still sometimes just freaks out about the Munsters theme song sample in "Uma Thurman".
  • TreTre
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    "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" by Panic! at the Disco from their album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    My personal favorite is Showbread's "If You Like Me Check Yes, if You Don't I'll Die".
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Nile - Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    what kinda song is that I like the title
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2016-08-26 03:36:41
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My favorite FOB title is still "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)"

    Because it's TWO complete sentences

    Also I love that I still remember titles of songs I haven't listened to since like 2008
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Wormphlegm - In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious.
  • thenamelesssamuraithenamelesssamurai

    Jane said:

    what kinda song is that I like the title

    Egyptian themed Death Metal
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2016-08-26 03:41:28
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The sentence-long song title tradition is inherited from a very particular strain in hardcore punk, via emo in FOB's case and, I assume, via crossover thrash and early metalcore in Nile and Wormphlegm's.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

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  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    look, fuck Hungarian as a language for that kinda stuff.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    thenamelesssamurai said:

    Jane said:

    what kinda song is that I like the title

    Egyptian themed Death Metal
    ah. I was hoping jazz or some kinda electronic thing
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills
  • TreTre
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    Central Avenue said:

    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills


    DRUGS EXIST
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🎵 I took a pill on The Tonight Show, to show Jimmy Fallon I was cool 🎵

    But no really it's just I use his show to keep track of when it's time for my nighttime medication
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills

    what are you doing watching Satan's Network, NBC
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    fucking

    computers

    fuck

    why do we use these
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Klinotaxis said:

    fucking

    computers

    fuck

    why do we use these

    because our lives would be empty without them
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    or would they? the internet sure eats up a ton of my time
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tre said:

    Central Avenue said:

    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills


    DRUGS EXIST

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Central Avenue said:

    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills

    what are you doing watching Satan's Network, NBC
    But...I like Jimmy Fallon! All the way back to his SNL days!
  • TreTre
    image
    see, Sredni gets it
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tre said:

    see, Sredni gets it


    ovvvvvvvvo
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Goodnight, everybody.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    good night
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Central Avenue said:

    Anonus said:

    Central Avenue said:

    Jimmy Fallon is on

    That's my cue to take pills

    what are you doing watching Satan's Network, NBC
    But...I like Jimmy Fallon! All the way back to his SNL days!
    he always seemed like he was trying too hard to me

    like half the cast of All That
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    I don't really know much about Jimmy Fallon.

    if he made a poor logical argument would you call him Jimmy Fallacy
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Jane said:

    I don't really know much about Jimmy Fallon.


    if he made a poor logical argument would you call him Jimmy Fallacy
    If he was convicted of a serious crime, would he be Jimmy Felon?
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    if his show flopped, would he be Jimmy Failin'?
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    if he was @crystal would he be jimmy falcon
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    image
    i would like an explanation for what is happening in this sincere twitter post depicting an actual phenomenon done by real people not engaged in internet japery
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    ah well that is the pennymilking in which one um no sorry I actually have no fucking idea lmao
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    someone's filling a jar of pennies with milk, what's not to understand
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jane said:

    if his show flopped, would he be Jimmy Failin'?

    It can't flop

    Lorne Michaels prevents it from doing so
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