The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • boop is the sound a wild Toolsie makes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    domesticated Toolsies make other sounds, apparently
  • I'm at the laundromat playing pokeman
  • domesticated Toolsies make other sounds, apparently

    Domesticated Toolsies go "moop"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used to love laundromats as a kid

    It's been a while though since we have a washer and dryer at home now, even in the smaller house
  • *gnaws 8oney*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I wish I weren't so bad about getting into media
  • edited 2016-07-28 22:59:24
    kill living beings
    When I applied my mind to know wisdom and to observe the labor that is done on earth—people getting no sleep day or night—then I saw all that God has done. No one can comprehend what goes on under the sun. Despite all their efforts to search it out, no one can discover its meaning. Even if the wise claim they know, they cannot really comprehend it.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Vriska said:

    *gnaws 8oney*

    Hi
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I'm going to make some sesame noodles tomorrow I'm excited for them
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    I really hope I dint overcook them and turn them into a mush. I'm really bad at noodles that aren't pasta noodles
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think the key to most non-wheat noodles is in the amount of water more than the time, but that's just me.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Never considered that. I'll try less
  • edited 2016-07-28 23:53:49
    kill living beings
    when i made those udon noodles the directions were like "when it boils over, add a cup of cold water" and it stopped and it blew my fucking mind

    that's my noodle story
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    When the noodles form a post-sentient tentacle creature, add half (1/2) a teaspoon of salt.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    It just forms a rice blob for me normally
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the only noodling I do is on the geetar
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I dunno, I always thought that was an interesting take on it.
  • I actually feel pretty much the same way about Undertale even though I like the game a lot and fucking hate Penny Arcade like 90% of the time.
  • That was half a decent point half a blindingly stupid one, and as annoying as it was, I couldn't help also being annoyed by the people who responded to the reasonable half- that Undertale was being used as a barometer for whether or not someone was in touch- by calling him out of touch for not liking Undertale
  • fight. dream. horse. love.

    I dunno, I always thought that was an interesting take on it.

    I mean, I respect him for being honest about his perspective but "It fails to perform the proper obeisances" is just a terrible thing to say regardless
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    video games are Serious Business
  • I get like, really upset about Penny Arcade sometimes actually
  • edited 2016-07-29 00:56:47
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I don't think that being uncomfortable with something because it reveals all the weaknesses and unsettling implications in something that you hold dear despite respecting its power and thoroughness is at all stupid or unreasonable.

    ^^^ I took that as meant with a certain degree of irony: A personal emotional truth worded somewhat pretentiously to expose its pretences.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    meanwhile at Woodstock's place

    image
  • fight. dream. horse. love.

    I don't think that being uncomfortable with something because it reveals all the weaknesses and unsettling implications in something that you hold dear despite respecting its power and thoroughness is at all stupid or unreasonable.

    ^^^ I took that as meant with a certain degree of irony: A personal emotinal truth worded somewhat pretentiously to expose its pretences.

    fair.
  • kill living beings
    why don't i know any healthy people
  • edited 2016-07-29 00:57:18
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Remember that nonsense post about China Mieville?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Remember that nonsense post about China Mieville?


    This sounds very dimly familiar.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Neal Stephenson was my favorite author for a very long time, and The Diamond Age remains my favorite book, even if I can’t read any of his newer books with so much as an approximation of enjoyment.

    I should emphasize that when I say “newer books,” some of these books are by now quite old: I loved the original Cryptonomicon, but every book past that has been torment.  I choked down Anathem from about the half-way point, jaw set, lower teeth pressed hard against the upper, determined not to be defeated.  He’d already gotten my money, but I was determined not to lose my honor.

    The difference between Neal Stephenson and China Miéville for me is that I never liked the latter, even though I’m supposed to; even though it is simply an accepted fact that people of any cognition whatsoever are turning each page with a shaking hand, ready to receive his next sacred revelation.  I own every one of his books, each time thinking this will be the one until his unique ocular drill begins to whir and I must hurl the book across the room or be blinded.  This may be the first time you have read on a website that China Miéville is something less than a God; I’ve certainly never seen it typed, which was reason enough to do it.

    In trying to understand what it was precisely I found so intolerable, I recalled a song called “Fit But You Know It” by The Streets.  Being smart, or beautiful, or strong, or confident, or epitomizing any other virtue is whatever.  But you can push these things, you can grind them into another person, and we have social censure for this kind of behavior.  His writing is incredibly smug.  I can feel him leering at me through his typewriter, shoulders up, breathing hard.  That’s when I stand up, walk over to the bookshelf, and place it with the others.  No way.  We have no shared history; I’m not going to bore through one of these things out of deference to some prior affection. I don’t owe him shit.

    Apparently he has a book where there are two cities and they, like, overlap.  That’s what I heard anyway, and if someone else had written it maybe that would matter.

    I clicked on the Diablo installer there on my desktop, in the errant way one might pick at a scab; there was no expectation of profit or, indeed, any recognition that I had done so.  I was surprised to hear those ancient tones, and then to have it install in its entirety, only to drop me off at a login screen which is not hooked up to anything.  So, if you were wondering if there was a plane of anguish more pure than the previous one, the answer is yes.

  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    image

    anyway, here's Scott Adams getting owned by Bill Kristol
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Scott Adams is literally the villain of Persona 4. (Minus the whole corrupt cop thing.)
  • kill living beings
    the comic going with that post is fucking hilarious given how tycho writes
  • Penny Arcade is built on the premise that writing a webcomic about something makes you an expert in it, and subsequently, makes you an expert in all things.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Surgery is fascinating

    Like, my mother broke her ankle in 2012 and the surgeon just screwed the bone back together like a piece of carpentry

    It's impressive that there are people who looked at injured human bodies and thought "get me some tools, I think I can fix this"
  • kill living beings
    what amazes me is how new it is

    i mean, some surgeries are ancient, but like anything involving the inside of the torso is maybe two hundred years old at most, and probably more like fifty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sometimes I've had the thought that hospitals are basically big repair centers where humans are disassembled and reassembled, adjusted and improved like machinery. It's weird
  • Holy fuck all my joints ache and I'm about to pass out. I'm so glad I'm on break I hope this will help
  • edited 2016-07-29 05:35:22
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    yeah, that's a blessing

    Alice has a lot of time off work, that should be helping her thumb
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    yeah, that's a blessing


    Alice has a lot of time off work, that should be helping her thumb
    I've actually been cleared by my doctor to return to "full duty" at work; they just haven't had any work for me to do this week.
  • this is the tale

    of captain jack sparrow
  • things I have in common with Michael Bolton

    -talented musician

    -fan of the Pirates of The Caribbean franchise
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    yeah, that's a blessing


    Alice has a lot of time off work, that should be helping her thumb
    I've actually been cleared by my doctor to return to "full duty" at work; they just haven't had any work for me to do this week.
    hence time off

    also did peridot do something in the gay rock anime episode(s) i haven't watched yet
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bewbs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    crazy with the cheese whiz
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