The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Hey Steven (yeah?)


    Yeah there's something I want to say

    I see your mom in your smile

    Every time you look at me, boy
    We were young and outta control
    I haven't seen you since I was about, mm, sixteen years old
    But then you called me up the other day
    I was shocked, but what could I say?

  • Cyclonic Rift should be banned in Commander

    is it realyl that bad?

    fuck I haven't played commander in a longass time
    Yes

    Blue already has specific answers for damn near anything, therefore it's the color that needs one-sided boardwipes the least. There's a reason that only white gets board wipes in primary.
    i mean its only bounce

    idk maybe my perspective is skewed from all those years of playing creatureless dralnu
    Commander's a format where you're expected to have at least a third of your deck costing 5+ mana.

    It takes time to rebuild that, and blue is a color that'll make that time even longer.
  • well imo thats what you get for putting permanents in your deck
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I wrote a thing.
  • kill living beings
    duct tape is based on an earlier tape contemporaneously nicknamed "duck tape". everything i know is a lie
  • that sounds not true, but you're saying it, so I believe it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ngl I associate "duck tape" with that one Cartoon Cartoon Summer game where you could feed duck tape to ducks

    The duck tape was purportedly made from ducks
  • kill living beings
    Jane said:

    that sounds not true, but you're saying it, so I believe it.

    Wikipedia said:

    Their new unnamed product was made of thin cotton duck tape coated in waterproof polyethylene (plastic) with a layer of rubber-based gray adhesive ("Polycoat") bonded to one side.[6][14][15][16][17][18] It was easy to apply and remove, and was soon adapted to repair military equipment quickly, including vehicles and weapons.[14] This tape, colored in army-standard matte olive drab, was nicknamed "duck tape" by the soldiers.[19] Various theories have been put forward for the nickname, including the descendant relation to cotton duck fabric, the waterproof characteristics of a duck bird, and even the 1942 amphibious military vehicle DUKW which was pronounced "duck".[20]

    it is definitely kind of hard to believe, especially since i don't think it would hold up on a DUKW exterior for very long
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    >the 1942 amphibious military vehicle DUKW which was pronounced "duck".[20]

    oh fuck off

    who's ever heard of a silent W?
  • :shrug:

    could be one of those self-referencing wikiped things
  • kill living beings

    >the 1942 amphibious military vehicle DUKW which was pronounced "duck".[20]


    oh fuck off

    who's ever heard of a silent W?
    i'm used to that one, since in boston you can see them driving around
  • Completely not holding it together tonight
  • Need to clean my shithole of a bedroom/bathroom up before tomorrow, otherwise the mothership will have a fit when she picks me up tomorrow.
  • Anonus said:

    ngl I associate "duck tape" with that one Cartoon Cartoon Summer game where you could feed duck tape to ducks


    The duck tape was purportedly made from ducks
    those games were so baller
  • Here lies Tools

    Cause of Death: slow computers
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Hey Tools, if you helped me get through Super Mario Bros 2 really fast, would that be a

    Tools Assisted Speedrun?
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

    >the 1942 amphibious military vehicle DUKW which was pronounced "duck".[20]


    oh fuck off

    who's ever heard of a silent W?
    The same people who pronounced HMMWV as "humvee".

    It's the rare case where Dave Barry's joke etymology ("HUgely Masculine VEEhicle") actually makes more sense than reality.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Somebody help me think of wacky crimes for Amber and Ashley to thwart.


    What kind of goofy things would happen in a town inhabited solely by disillusioned millennials??
    car hijackings, but they'll never thwart them
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    MetaFour said:

    >the 1942 amphibious military vehicle DUKW which was pronounced "duck".[20]


    oh fuck off

    who's ever heard of a silent W?
    The same people who pronounced HMMWV as "humvee".

    It's the rare case where Dave Barry's joke etymology ("HUgely Masculine VEEhicle") actually makes more sense than reality.

    aaabaaajss "Abba Jesus"
    x(araggbaj "Cabbage"
    JLVWNNOOOO "Jay Leno"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    who's ever heard of a silent W?

    answer

    sword

    wrap, writing, wrong, wren, wrangle, wrinkle, wriggle, wrist . . .
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Iconic cap
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aiden Pearce's iconic cap

  • Cyclonic Rift should be banned in Commander

    is it realyl that bad?

    fuck I haven't played commander in a longass time
    Yes

    Blue already has specific answers for damn near anything, therefore it's the color that needs one-sided boardwipes the least. There's a reason that only white gets board wipes in primary.
    i mean its only bounce

    idk maybe my perspective is skewed from all those years of playing creatureless dralnu
    Commander's a format where you're expected to have at least a third of your deck costing 5+ mana.

    It takes time to rebuild that, and blue is a color that'll make that time even longer.
    My pod has two insufferable fucking blue players who also just happen to be my insufferable best friends who just no

    no more extra turns

    no more untapping lands

    no more multiplying mana

    please just no more

    this is supposed to be a multiplayer game

    I mean I run a Prossh combo deck but still fuck that noise.
  • (They are also brothers)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    $_35.JPG

    This is iconic
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I got a 92.5 on my philosophy midterm paper!
  • kill living beings
    nice job.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Congrats!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    VHA1EsT.jpg
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Things are going to get real obnoxious real fast
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    The traffic signal he's looking at has accidentally been rotated 90 degrees--it should be facing traffic coming from his right--but it's not that hard to see how it could be confusing to a driver who's not familiar with the area. I hope his wife showed this video in court and got the ticket thrown out on the basis that the traffic signals were incorrect.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Things are going to get real obnoxious real fast

    https://twitter.com/Salon/status/710858475593715712

    And I shall say no more here on the matter
  • is anyone even remotely surprised by this turn of events
  • I think he has a restraining order filed against Alan Moore.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Membrane keyboards feel super weird after using a mechanical for a few months. All spongy and stuff.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Alduin said:

    is anyone even remotely surprised by this turn of events

    Alduin said:

    I think he has a restraining order filed against Alan Moore.

    Things are going to get real obnoxious real fast

    https://twitter.com/Salon/status/710858475593715712

    And I shall say no more here on the matter

  • edited 2016-03-18 17:00:44
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    thank you

    in the interest of fairness i will also abstain from commenting
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *places the next poster's traffic signals in flashing red mode*

  • Cyclonic Rift should be banned in Commander

    is it realyl that bad?

    fuck I haven't played commander in a longass time
    Yes

    Blue already has specific answers for damn near anything, therefore it's the color that needs one-sided boardwipes the least. There's a reason that only white gets board wipes in primary.
    i mean its only bounce

    idk maybe my perspective is skewed from all those years of playing creatureless dralnu
    Commander's a format where you're expected to have at least a third of your deck costing 5+ mana.

    It takes time to rebuild that, and blue is a color that'll make that time even longer.
    My pod has two insufferable fucking blue players who also just happen to be my insufferable best friends who just no

    no more extra turns

    no more untapping lands

    no more multiplying mana

    please just no more

    this is supposed to be a multiplayer game

    I mean I run a Prossh combo deck but still fuck that noise.
    If your turn takes longer than everyone else's turn combined, you've reached the level of 'onanistic', because you're having way too much fun with yourself instead of everybody else.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    U/B Oona/Circu deck.
  • (They are also brothers)

    Blood brothers or actual brothers?
  • Ugh

    Took a rather angry walk home
  • Got an e-mail back from the professor about the math paper.

    He basically said do it as I see fit.

    That brings the panic of too much choice, but it's better than restrictions. And I get to use 14 pt font!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://www.somethingawful.com/news/trump-dick-tracy/

    SA has a chance to be funny, squanders it as always
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Donald Trump's cadence is, like, the easiest thing to mock ever.

    How do you fuck that up?
  • Playing The Sims 3:

    Me: I've got a thriving family with a happily married couple, two kids, two toddlers and more babies on the way.

    Me: It would be a shame if...

    *places carpet next to lit fireplaxe*

    Me: Something bad were to happen.
  • For extra cruel irony, it's currently snowing outside in The Sims 3
  • So one of my Sims has frozen solid outside and close to death.

    So the Grim Reaper, who has just collected the soul of the Sim's first son, has come to defrost him with a hairdryer.

    I fucking love this game.
  • The Reaper has just started to build a snowman whilst a fire is still raging inside the house.
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