Home Alone is one of those cultural touchstones that really does not deserve to be one.
wait I've got another one
SPACE JAM, at least not in a way more than "lol look at this cheese"
space jam features a scene where bugs bunny and daffy duck complain about not seeing any money from their faces being on lunchboxes and shit while searching for the pants michael jordan wore at unc and that alone makes it Art
Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
Buzzfeed published an article recently on how hot Arnold's VA from Hey Arnold! (Toran Caudell/Lane Toran) is which gained mixed reception because, well, Toran has a gigantic lumberjack beard and mustache that some folks considered a turn off.
Another clickbait site then published an article saying "I was jerking off to Hey Arnold! before you all knew Toran was hot."
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
Buzzfeed published an article recently on how hot Arnold's VA from Hey Arnold! (Toran Caudell/Lane Toran) is which gained mixed reception because, well, Toran has a gigantic lumberjack beard and mustache that some folks considered a turn off.
Another clickbait site then published an article saying "I was jerking off to Hey Arnold! before you all knew Toran was hot."
There are no words.
I can't believe this is what modern clickjournalism has descended to.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
I want to write an Elite: Dangerous version of that copypasta.
Buzzfeed published an article recently on how hot Arnold's VA from Hey Arnold! (Toran Caudell/Lane Toran) is which gained mixed reception because, well, Toran has a gigantic lumberjack beard and mustache that some folks considered a turn off.
this is kinda dumb b/c the beard aside he has nice eyes and good bone structure
Buzzfeed published an article recently on how hot Arnold's VA from Hey Arnold! (Toran Caudell/Lane Toran) is which gained mixed reception because, well, Toran has a gigantic lumberjack beard and mustache that some folks considered a turn off.
this is kinda dumb b/c the beard aside he has nice eyes and good bone structure
He seems kinda nice too, did a whole video on Instagram thanking them and was also at a con with Francesca Smith (Helga's VA) this year I think? I was so damn envious of people who got to meet them because I don't live in Indiana
I just had a delicious ribeye steak. Also garlic mushrooms.
Truly, sometimes I do not understand the other Alice's (I say after having had some chicken but still).
Also mushrooms are best in soups, least for me.
Sometimes a girl just needs to eat a giant slab of grilled meat. :P
Also the restaurant had a 16oz steak on the menu and it made me wonder about the kind of people who can eat a pound of meat plus sides without dying of stomach pain.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Nuuuuuu too comfy
This girl, right here.
The messy haired, spotty, slightly out of shape girl.
go Toolsie!
Listening to electro dance music in the library, and trying hard not to dance along. Guess bobbing my head along will do.
Hmm... Reminds me of, well, me.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
Me.
Only now and then, however.
i know you can do better than that
Well known British values such as:
Anti-government artwork
Zoroastrianism
Vegetables
Seasons
Not in my house.
i know this is a lot of fuss and stalling over a lot of ms paint scribbles but i really can't at the moment
once i get back into the swing of things in meatspace, then i'll do it
good night