The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    She has an active enough presence that I just sort of think of her as an adult on the internet who writes stuff.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I identified with Matilda as a child, so it kinda feels "right" to me that Wilson grew up as I did, if that makes any sense.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Man!

    I like girls.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    All girls.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • some girls are ok
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
  • edited 2015-11-11 02:06:53
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    some girls are ok

    A matter of opinion and perception so yes, that's true too.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Comedy sketch about large imposing Italian-American man who keeps genuinely complimenting people's possessions and family members, and worrying about their safety, and doesn't understand why people get scared and start giving him money.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Comedy sketch about large imposing Italian-American man who keeps genuinely complimenting people's possessions and family members, and worrying about their safety, and doesn't understand why people get scared and start giving him money.


    If this does not exist then it really should.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ah, back to normal at last.

    Or, at least, whatever passes for normal around here.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Comedy sketch about large imposing Italian-American man who keeps genuinely complimenting people's possessions and family members, and worrying about their safety, and doesn't understand why people get scared and start giving him money.


    If this does not exist then it really should.
    Well this exists.



    It really should have been on Sesame Street.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • *petrifies the next poster* *then heads off to sleep so whoever it is gets to stay a statue til I wake up again*
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hard rock
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm loving the irony of the same people who complain about others being "habitually offended" turning around and raging over Starbucks having plain red cups.
  • those who whine about how easily offended other people are are oftentimes the most easily offended themselves
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there's something Hermann Hesse wrote: "that which is not part of ourselves does not bother us."

    the older I get the truer I think this is
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's the difference between Donald Trump and Princess Morbucks?

    Princess Morbucks might grow up to be a competent politician.
  • The guy who sits right of me in Choir was reading Birds of Prey today. The New 52 version, not the original one.

    For what it's worth, the new Poison Ivy outfit looks pretty cool. Definitely better than the Arkham series, though it earns little for clearing so low a bar
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • those who whine about how easily offended other people are are oftentimes the most easily offended themselves

    i'm tweeting this jsyk
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We're goin' down, down in earlier round

    And sugar, we're goin' down swingin'

    I'll be your number one with a bullet

    A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WITH A BULLET
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How do "normal" people cope with the fact that they're not literally Star Butterfly?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Star Butterfly is not a buxom cowgirl librarian and therefore I see little reason to want to be her
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But she is a SUPER HYPER PRINCESS with MAGICAL POWERS just like I am

    So why wouldn't I wanna be her??
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    to each their own
  • How do "normal" people cope with the fact that they're not literally Star Butterfly?

    by aspiring to be Marco Diaz, perhaps
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Super Mario Wiki doesn't have an article on the dancing panda miniboss from Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why not? He's the best...and he only shows up twice in the whole game
  • The founder my of my latest Sims 3 legacy, Derpalina Cinnamon, is convinced that she is a princess, and thus acts and dresses like one, with her swamp house decked all in pink and frills.

    Her spawns will be named after real life royalty.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Gute nacht, everybody.
  • good night. or morning, here. wait, shit, afternoon actually
  • im actually kinda confused by the whole starbucks red cup thing, like, now people are complaining that shops aren't kicking into full christmas mode on the 1st of november?
  • So I may in the way to becoming a teacher. A teaching school went to the careers fest at my Uni, and I signed up for it, but there is one problem.

    The school is a pain to get to, and I can't drive.
  • Of course, I wouldn't start my training until 2017, when I will have graduated and will have learnt to drive then. But getting there for an open day will be a pain.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Exercise: no matter what you're doing, you're still not doing it right.
  • bluh

    confused
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    I still don't get why Starco isn't canon but I still haven't watched the show
  • im downloading a million dj mixes + the new grimes album + the visionist
    album + the rabit album + basically everything i can for this flight. 16 hours a long ass time
  • I haven't been keeping up with SVTFOE but I'm still kinda opposed to the concept of Starco because it's so obvious, so much so that it would only serve to make the show less interesting.

    I'd honestly rather have Marco be with Jackie Lynn and Star be her own person and keep them as BFFs.
  • Tre said:

    I haven't been keeping up with SVTFOE but I'm still kinda opposed to the concept of Starco because it's so obvious, so much so that it would only serve to make the show less interesting.

    I'd honestly rather have Marco be with Jackie Lynn and Star be her own person and keep them as BFFs.

    Agreed.

    Still, can't be worse than the last minute Manny/Frida pair-up in El Tigre
  • Tre said:

    I haven't been keeping up with SVTFOE but I'm still kinda opposed to the concept of Starco because it's so obvious, so much so that it would only serve to make the show less interesting.

    I'd honestly rather have Marco be with Jackie Lynn and Star be her own person and keep them as BFFs.

    For a example of this kind of thing done bad, look no further than warehouse 13, where they had like 3-4 four seasons of a male/female platonic partnership until during the last season decided "Woops, now they're together -flushes their character development-" 
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    I like the little guy writing stuff down behind her.

    Ah, the humble Potato, the favourite delicacy of Eorzean wildlife. They can also be referred to as Falafels, or by non-culinary connoisseurs, Lalafell.
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