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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You are a cruel god, Tools.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.

    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.
  • Already had one casualty.

    I got fed up of my Sims not getting pregnant, so I adopted a baby and named him Max. Shortly after this, my female Sim got pregnancy sickness. That's when I decided to kill off the ugly babies. Max, the adopted kid, is better looking that the biological kids.
  • The power! It tastes so good.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    0vvvv0 said:

    You are a cruel god, Tools.

  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Patronizing advertisements are basically Satan.
  • It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.
    ...wha?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :3 said:

    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.
    ...wha?
    ...is this an Ohio thing?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.

    I think it has to do with concern over things like people coming back from parties or too many people being out on the streets at the same time or something.
  • :3 said:

    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.
    ...wha?
    ...is this an Ohio thing?
    Trick-or-treat here was last week, so no.
  • Ooh, my Sim is pregnant again.

    She has the Lifetime Wish to raise five kids from babies to teenagers, so there is a reason for her pumping out babies a lot. I'm just making the bloodline a little prettier by choosing the best looking kids.
  • TIL other people live in dystopian hellholes where the schools are roamed by drug sniffing dogs and you cant go trick or treating on haloween
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    0vvvv0 said:

    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.

    I think it has to do with concern over things like people coming back from parties or too many people being out on the streets at the same time or something.
    So basically...

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • ...i

    why is everything so early in the evening?

    im so confused

    why are people calling it beggars night
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    0vvvv0 said:

    It's trick-or-treat night for Columbus.


    Why do so many cities plan their trick-or-treat nights one or two days before Halloween? I never understood that.

    I think it has to do with concern over things like people coming back from parties or too many people being out on the streets at the same time or something.
    So basically...


    *clutches pearls and swoons*
  • You have to understand that living anywhere but a big city means there's like an 80% chance that every law in your town is created by a paranoid white Protestant woman.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    You have to understand that living anywhere but a big city means there's like an 80% chance that every law in your town is created by a paranoid white Protestant woman.

    I do live in a big city
  • this settles it i am never moving out of the twin cities
  • kill living beings
    what the fuck is a timing loop

    this fucking software
  • edited 2015-10-29 22:53:16
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    :3 said:

    ...i

    why is everything so early in the evening?

    im so confused

    why are people calling it beggars night
    It used to at least be dark when you'd go trick-or-treating, but ever since they moved the end of Daylight Saving Time to November it's all bright and everything is ruined.

    ...Do they not call it "beggars night" other places?
  • kill living beings
    no, that sounds very British
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have literally never heard the phrase 'beggars night' before
  • TRICK OR TREATING STARTS WHEN IT GETS DARK AND GOES TIL LIKE 10 OR 11 WHY ARE YALL KIDS SO PANSY

    AND THEY ARE CHILDREN IN GOOFY OUTFITS NOT INDIGENT PEOPLE
  • edited 2015-10-29 22:54:51
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also trick or treating is a relatively new thing over here, and we got it from you guys
  • :3 said:

    TRICK OR TREATING STARTS WHEN IT GETS DARK AND GOES TIL LIKE 10 OR 11 WHY ARE YALL KIDS SO PANSY

    AND THEY ARE CHILDREN IN GOOFY OUTFITS NOT INDIGENT PEOPLE

    you can literally be arrested for letting your children out past 10 in this county.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    OpAPHID said:

    also trick or treating is a relatively new thing over here, and we got it from you guys


    Which is funny given that the origins of the practice are Irish.
  • :3 said:

    TRICK OR TREATING STARTS WHEN IT GETS DARK AND GOES TIL LIKE 10 OR 11 WHY ARE YALL KIDS SO PANSY

    AND THEY ARE CHILDREN IN GOOFY OUTFITS NOT INDIGENT PEOPLE

    you can literally be arrested for letting your children out past 10 in this county.
    (*wild gesticulation*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    0vvvv0 said:

    OpAPHID said:

    also trick or treating is a relatively new thing over here, and we got it from you guys


    Which is funny given that the origins of the practice are Irish.
    The Irish and the English don't exactly have a history of being best buddies, so that doesn't surprise me.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never heard of there being a designated trick-or-treat night, despite living in Pennsyltucky.

    Everybody here just goes trick-or-treating on, uh, what's that day called? oh yeah, Halloween
  • edited 2015-10-29 22:59:34
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    :3 said:

    :3 said:

    TRICK OR TREATING STARTS WHEN IT GETS DARK AND GOES TIL LIKE 10 OR 11 WHY ARE YALL KIDS SO PANSY

    AND THEY ARE CHILDREN IN GOOFY OUTFITS NOT INDIGENT PEOPLE

    you can literally be arrested for letting your children out past 10 in this county.
    (*wild gesticulation*)

    Around where I was nobody gave a damn assuming it was Hallowe'en. If a cop saw you walking alone after midnight any other day, though, you'd probably get escorted home, or at least told to move along.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    :3 said:

    TRICK OR TREATING STARTS WHEN IT GETS DARK AND GOES TIL LIKE 10 OR 11 WHY ARE YALL KIDS SO PANSY

    AND THEY ARE CHILDREN IN GOOFY OUTFITS NOT INDIGENT PEOPLE

    you can literally be arrested for letting your children out past 10 in this county.
    ...see, Columbus has a curfew for minors, but it doesn't apply if the kids are supervised by an adult. That'd be absurd.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah, same.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hell, sometimes we would walk the dog at night.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    Patronizing advertisements are basically Satan.

    Also Hulu is annoying but necessary.
  • did i just like

    wake up in bizarro reality this morning
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    :3 said:

    did i just like

    wake up in bizarro reality this morning


    How so.
  • well like

    there's the drug sniffing dogs in schools, and haloween while it is still light out on days that are not haloween
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When I finally figure out how to grow down and become a kid again, I'm gonna live where Naney lives. It sounds so much more fun.
  • So I now have six kids in one house. Gonna age them up to teens then kill their parents.
  • :3 said:

    well like

    there's the drug sniffing dogs in schools, and haloween while it is still light out on days that are not haloween

    this is what most of America is like, man.
  • ok, one time we had adults search everyone's locker and pat everyone in the school down but that was because someone stole a construction worker's cell phone
  • kill living beings
    very mad at technology
  • :3 said:

    well like

    there's the drug sniffing dogs in schools, and haloween while it is still light out on days that are not haloween

    this is what most of America is like, man.
    i cannot accept this
  • i refuse, categorically, to believe this
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Where I used to live was the much the same. We also lived in a neighbourhood with relatively few kids and a lot of older people who really liked kids, which meant that you got more per house and better than average but from fewer houses, but we were also in walking distance (or at least a short drive) of the dense well-off suburbs, so you could augment your haul with a little effort.
  • :3 said:

    ok, one time we had adults search everyone's locker and pat everyone in the school down but that was because someone stole a construction worker's cell phone

    a bunch of kids said that this was unconstitutional and the principal went and got the constitution and like the local laws explaining that yes they had the right to do that
  • So... I may have accidentally killed everyone in the house...

    Whoops.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • it really fucked me up to learn that most other states have a sales tax on clothing
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