The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Tre said:

    It was for the best, Centie.

    Drinking Diet Coke is a sin.

    only if you could be drinking Diet Pepsi instead
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But I work at Pepsi so drinking Diet Coke at work makes me a REBEL who doesn't follow THE MAN'S RULES

    Also, McDonald's doesn't sell Pepsi.
  • Not just then, in general. It is a reprehensible beverage and should have been discontinued a very, very long time ago.

  • this is a good video
  • Tre said:

    Not just then, in general. It is a reprehensible beverage and should have been discontinued a very, very long time ago.

    You're fired
  • But I work at Pepsi so drinking Diet Coke at work makes me a REBEL who doesn't follow THE MAN'S RULES

    Also, McDonald's doesn't sell Pepsi.

    You can do that with literally any of their other drinks though. :P

    (I'd say that Coke Zero was the superior alternative, but I'm pretty sure that McDonald's doesn't have it at all. I've never seen it sold there.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok but let's be real here

    mcdonald's sweet tea, as with pretty much every fast food sweet tea, is basically sugar water

    i know my roleplay persona is an alien who can subsist on only sugar but this stuff pushes even my tolerance for sweetness
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder what British people think of American sweet tea
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've never had it, i don't think i ever even saw anywhere that sold it

    is it anything like Lipton's?  cause that's decent imo
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    the hell is sweet tea
  • Sweet tea is terrible.

    Zimmerman's Iced is by far the most shameful thing about living in Pennsylvania.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sweet tea is tea that's sweetened, no?

    i used to take sugar in my tea, not anymore though

    nowadays the only sweetened tea i drink is iced tea
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    does 'sweet tea' mean a particular style of American tea?
  • Think iced tea with enough sugar to kill a man and you have sweet tea.

    It's kinda one of those things that is only enjoyable with a certain mindset. Regular iced tea and Arnold Palmers are superior.
  • edited 2015-07-08 20:34:06
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    does 'sweet tea' mean a particular style of American tea?

    It usually indicates cold tea that's sold pre-sweetened

    Like I said, though, it's more sweet than tea a lot of the time...I feel like I'm drinking corn syrup
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of iced tea, and in the summer I love to brew up a nice cold pitcher and sweeten it

    The difference is when I'm making my own I get to sweeten it to taste, and I, despite being Central Avenue, tend to go on the conservative side with the sugar
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what do you guys think of Lipton's, assuming you get that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    what do you guys think of Lipton's, assuming you get that?



    It's a pain in the ass because the bills of lading always have the wrong numbers on them and I have to make the truck drivers wait while I call the receiving office and sort it out


    Oh wait, you meant the taste, not the transportation of said tea

    It's ok, I guess, though I don't drink it often
  • edited 2015-07-08 20:42:49
    Failed a road test because I have apparently been moving the clutch too fast the entire time I've been driving.
  • Honestly I think that their powder is better than their bottled stuff only because the onus is then on you to make sure it's cold and liquid Lipton never seems to actually get cold.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    Failed a road test because I have apparently been moving the clutch too fast the entire time I've been dragging.

    If it's any consolation, at least you know how to drive a stick shift.

    I've had my driver's license four years and I only know how to drive an automatic.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i've never had Lipton's powder and idk what that even is

    i have very little experience of different kinds of iced teas so i guess i don't know any better, i prefer Mr Kon but most places around here only have Lipton's

    commisserations, Kex
  • Tachyon said:

    i've never had Lipton's powder and idk what that even is

    It's powder. It comes in a can with a plastic scoop.

    You add however many scoops to a pitcher and add cold water and voila, you have iced tea.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sounds sinister
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    or at least a bit like witchcraft
  • i failed my driving test 3 times before i passed, dw
  • ALso tea that comes in a powder form is definitely witchcraft. do not trust it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Tachyon: Making decent iced tea is simple.

    1. Brew some tea

    2. Chill it, usually with ice cubes

    3. Add sugar and/or lemon if you want it

    Done!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One amusing thing about living in a house with 5 people is that after a while you can tell just who made the last pitcher of tea because each person prefers a slightly different level of sweetness
  • One amusing thing about living in a house with 5 people is that after a while you can tell just who made the last pitcher of tea because each person prefers a slightly different level of sweetness

    Even moreso with 6.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh well, if you're going to go to the trouble of brewing it yourself, sure, but then you have to have the forethought to prepare it in advance

    although i'm the only one in this house who drinks it anyway
  • Failing it isn't the issue. I failed it AND my mom is, well, my mom. That's the issue.
  • Like I had to endure being criticized the entire way there, then didn't get my license, then was criticized the entire way back. Driving gives me severe anxiety on top of this, and I ended up blowing up and uuuuuugh I hate myself
  • And now I'm getting really fixated on self harm and I'm not gonna do it but I'm just saying that's where my minds at right now
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    :(

    Don't hate yourself.  What happened was understandable and you don't deserve this treatment.
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    But not Ren and Stimpy, which is too good for '90s Kids to talk about
  • that or they weren't allowed to watch it as kids and decided not to watch it as adults, which agitates me to no end
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Also, in my experience most people i know had to take the test more than once
  • edited 2015-07-08 21:28:56
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    that or they weren't allowed to watch it as kids and decided not to watch it as adults, which agitates me to no end


    Why?

    Also i see it referenced from time to time online and it's clearly had an influence on subsequent cartoons, so obviously some people remember it
  • I knew I wasn't going to pass

    Not because I'm a bad driver because there are certain good things that just never seem to happen to me without a bunch of bullshit along the way
  • edited 2015-07-08 21:30:31
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • Naturally I still tried thinking/acting like I was gonna pass so in addition to knowing that Positive Thinking was no help it also makes the ensuing failure feel worse
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I only had to take the on-road test once, but I had to take the accursed "maneuverability" test twice

    For those who aren't aware, said test goes like this:

    image

    The first time I went forward too fast and knocked a cone off its spot

    The second time I hit a cone but didn't knock it over, which is good enough to pass the test
  • Tachyon said:

    fucking wimps


    Well if you're going to be like that about it never bloody mind

    nobody is obligated to watch stuff they find unpleasant
    no i'm sorry i'll edit it out
  • I'm being a sniveling bitch right now I apologize
  • Tachyon said:

    that or they weren't allowed to watch it as kids and decided not to watch it as adults, which agitates me to no end


    Why?

    Also i see it referenced from time to time online and it's clearly had an influence on subsequent cartoons, so obviously some people remember it
    It just feels like people never wax nostalgic over the most potent things, nor are they interested in them

    (Disney pushed Recess more than Pepper Ann, which is why the latter doesn't get the recognition it's due)
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