You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I'm tired and getting ready to crash any moment now
The bus stopped at a junction, having just left the terminus bus stop, and a woman came running up to the bus and begged to be let on. The bus inspector person said no, despite her pleadings, and the woman just yelled "YOU FUCKING C*NT!"
The practice of hinting by single letters those expletives with which profane and violent people are wont to garnish their discourse, strikes me as a proceeding which, however well meant, is weak and futile. I cannot tell what good it does – what feeling it spares – what horror it conceals.
At least my workplace is an old steel works turned into a museum. It's nice and cold inside.
that sounds kinda awesome
Magna Science Adventure Centre is a huge interactive museum all about how steel was made here. We even still have one of the original electric arc furnaces.
I'm only doing voluntary work in the education department, but it's still a job.
At least my workplace is an old steel works turned into a museum. It's nice and cold inside.
that sounds kinda awesome
Magna Science Adventure Centre is a huge interactive museum all about how steel was made here. We even still have one of the original electric arc furnaces.
I'm only doing voluntary work in the education department, but it's still a job.
your job sounds p sweet but the uniform thing kinda sucks
then again i know a dude who works at a coffee shop which also has an all black uniform and where apparently the temperature in the 'kitchen' was 42° yesterday. and yes, that is celsius
the dude (or lady?) also put up an ad for the aforementioned "social skills tutor" which also made sure to mention their desire for 'many close friends and lovers'
this sounds like the most fucking sketch job in the world
Richard Dawkins: what if women were forbidden from driving.... but only in michigan?? what if the south.... was the north? what if an atom.. wrote a musical?? *bursts into coughing fit* ah fuck... damn... turn the bob marley down i think thats the pizza guy at the door
Richard Dawkins: what if women were forbidden from driving.... but only in michigan?? what if the south.... was the north? what if an atom.. wrote a musical?? *bursts into coughing fit* ah fuck... damn... turn the bob marley down i think thats the pizza guy at the door
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how stupid
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It made me giggle.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i also woke up with "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in my head, which i haven't heard recently so this can only be Jane's fault
The word itself doesn't offend me. I've seen too much Game Of Thrones to be offended.
i prefer to avoid it all the same
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Magna Science Adventure Centre is a huge interactive museum all about how steel was made here. We even still have one of the original electric arc furnaces.
I'm only doing voluntary work in the education department, but it's still a job.
but it depends who you're talking to, my parents are the kind of people who get very uptight about swearing for whatever reason
a cool job
then again i know a dude who works at a coffee shop which also has an all black uniform and where apparently the temperature in the 'kitchen' was 42° yesterday. and yes, that is celsius
probably won't get it but worth a go. also it would be fun telling ppl not to get the clap for a living.
Way up North, where I am, it's 24°C. My Northern blood can't cope.
since my body identifies as someone who lives on the mediterranean coast, im perfectly fine with this
i have an aunt who says the south of England is too hot to visit in summer
Oh dear.
wtf
this sounds like the most fucking sketch job in the world
As in, the mascot of Air Transat.