The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't think that's funny either.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Fuck me in the eye because I love Ialdabaoth.
  • MachSpeed said:

    Fuck me in the eye because I love Ialdabaoth.

    Mach, I like you, but I am not gonna fuck you in the eye.

    That is not my fetish.
  • MachSpeed said:

    I don't think that's funny either.

    I don't blame ya.  It's a matter of taste.
  • MachSpeed said:

    I take less than a month of absence and now a friend is just. Gone. Vanished. There's a void where their account used to be. 


    I wonder where they are.
    There are those moments when I didn't give a response to something not because I don't care about it but because I don't know what response to give that would be meaningful, considerate, and substantive.

    After seeing this post, is one of them.
  • There are too many waterfalls here; the crowded streams
    hurry too rapidly down to the sea,
    and the pressure of so many clouds on the mountaintops
    makes them spill over the sides in soft slow-motion,
    turning to waterfalls under our very eyes.
    --For if those streaks, those mile-long, shiny, tearstains,
    aren't waterfalls yet,
    in a quick age or so, as ages go here,
    they probably will be.
    But if the streams and clouds keep travelling, travelling,
    the mountains look like the hulls of capsized ships,
    slime-hung and barnacled.

    Think of the long trip home.
    Should we have stayed at home and thought of here?
    Where should we be today?
    Is it right to be watching strangers in a play
    in this strangest of theatres?
    What childishness is it that while there's a breath of life
    in our bodies, we are determined to rush
    to see the sun the other way around?
    The tiniest green hummingbird in the world?
    To stare at some inexplicable old stonework,
    inexplicable and impenetrable,
    at any view,
    instantly seen and always, always delightful?
    Oh, must we dream our dreams
    and have them, too?
    And have we room
    for one more folded sunset, still quite warm?

    But surely it would have been a pity
    not to have seen the trees along this road,
    really exaggerated in their beauty,
    not to have seen them gesturing
    like noble pantomimists, robed in pink.
    --Not to have had to stop for gas and heard
    the sad, two-noted, wooden tune
    of disparate wooden clogs
    carelessly clacking over
    a grease-stained filling-station floor.
    (In another country the clogs would all be tested.
    Each pair there would have identical pitch.)
    --A pity not to have heard
    the other, less primitive music of the fat brown bird
    who sings above the broken gasoline pump
    in a bamboo church of Jesuit baroque:
    three towers, five silver crosses.
    --Yes, a pity not to have pondered,
    blurr'dly and inconclusively,
    on what connection can exist for centuries
    between the crudest wooden footwear
    and, careful and finicky,
    the whittled fantasies of wooden footwear
    and, careful and finicky,
    the whittled fantasies of wooden cages.
    --Never to have studied history in
    the weak calligraphy of songbirds' cages.
    --And never to have had to listen to rain
    so much like politicians' speeches:
    two hours of unrelenting oratory
    and then a sudden golden silence
    in which the traveller takes a notebook, writes:

    "Is it lack of imagination that makes us come
    to imagined places, not just stay at home?
    Or could Pascal have been not entirely right
    about just sitting quietly in one's room?

    Continent, city, country, society:
    the choice is never wide and never free.
    And here, or there . . . No. Should we have stayed at home,
    wherever that may be?"
  • GOD elizabeth bishop why don't you just write my dissertation for me, UGH
  • http://notalwaysworking.com/go-native-or-go-home/35997

    (I’m in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people
    ahead of me. The women at the head of the line is clearly new to
    English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her
    best to speak to the cashier in English, even though he rolls his eyes
    and makes her repeat everything several times. Finally, she is able to
    leave. As soon as she’s out of earshot:)

    Cashier: “Ugh, they shouldn’t be allowed in our stores until they learn our language.”

    (The man ahead of me says several things in another language.)

    Cashier: “Oh, man, not another one. This is America. Learn the language.”

    Customer: “Oh, I’m sorry. I just assumed you’d learned Cherokee, since you’re so big on people learning the local language. My mistake.”

    (The cashier turned bright red and didn’t say another word through the transaction.)

    pwned

  • and that customer... was EINSTEIN
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Twitter. I'm talking about Twitter.

    My friend on Twitter has vanished and I'm worried about them.
  • edited 2015-06-19 12:04:38
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    Mach, I like you, but I am not gonna fuck you in the eye.

    Gross, I'm not asking you to fuck me in the eye. That would make me a slut.

    I'm asking my mate, whom the Demiurge has chosen for me in this life, to fuck me in the eye.

    Because it's the sex that Samael can't see.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    For those who don't know what I'm talking about.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

    Boney said:

    Boney, why are you Sakura from Street Fighter

    i play assakura when i play sf4
    You play Street Fighter 4?

    I play Street Fighter 4. And main El Fuerte because I am a masochist.

    We must duel. There can only be one.
    It's on the 3ds. I don't have a good controller so I can play it on the pc.

  • This makes me so sad. This makes me so sad, Boney.

    I don't even have a controller. Frankly, I think the keyboard setup is best for any character who doesn't have ludicrous 360/720 inputs.

    Can you at least agree with me that Blanka is the worst to play against? I need validation
  • TreTre
    edited 2015-06-19 13:32:11
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    The fact that I laughed probably reflects poorly on my moral character

    but it's summer and nobody gives a shit about moral character in homebound teens so w/e
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TIL Matt Chapman wrote "Straight Blanchin"

    That was a pretty H*R-esque gag, thinking about it
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Happy Juneteenth.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • would be nice if O'Reilly were a non-factor
  • would be nice if O'Reilly were a non-factor

    and just watch some right-winger with conspiracy theories on the mind dig up this post to try to implicate me in a plot to assassinate him or something

    to that person who finds the above post and this post in the future

    no, i am not planning to harm him in any way, because that would be a waste of my time and possibly my life depending on what sort of sick harm you have in mind

    now just be happy that no one's dug up everything you've rage-written about obama
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Heavensward is really really good, you guys. (Also it's had one of the smoothest MMO expansion launches I've ever seen.)
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am going to see Jurassic World in a little.

    As a reminder

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  • i remember the first Structures EP being ok
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Apparently the founder of Comcast died. 

    I don't know if I mentioned if before, but I was reading up on Comcast's history, and the cable system it started was originally purchased from (of all companies) Jerrold.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, ads for Myrtle Beach started popping up on the news here, and DAMMIT SC DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD OF TIMING THIS IS
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    I am going to see Jurassic World in a little.


    As a reminder

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  • i have to get up at 5:30am tomorrow ughhhhhhh

    the things i do to smash capitalism
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    super jurassic world

    super jurassic galaxy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Rose Quartz Meets SJWs
  • super jurassic world

    super jurassic galaxy

    Now with 120% more dropping Raptors into cliffs
  • edited 2015-06-19 22:16:38
    BEWARE OF GRRL!

    super jurassic world

    super jurassic galaxy

    You forgot Super Jurassic 64 and Super Jurassic Sunshine
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not to mention Super Jurassic Land
  • edited 2015-06-19 22:19:47
    BEWARE OF GRRL!

    not to mention Super Jurassic Land

    and Paper Jurassic: The Thousand-Year Roar
  • I still haven't caught up on SU, so no StevenBomb for me this time unless CN does another StevenBomb
  • I still haven't caught up on SU, so no StevenBomb for me this time unless CN does another StevenBomb

    just watch the episodes on KissCartoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    StevenBomb has killed me


    I am dead.
    bombs tend to do that, yes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    naney said:

    zolar czakl

    indeed
  • ive been listening to uncle meat a lot lately
  • I still haven't caught up on SU, so no StevenBomb for me this time unless CN does another StevenBomb

    just watch the episodes on KissCartoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
    I'm doing that, it's just taking me a long time

    Also that site's not fully up to date
  • edited 2015-06-19 22:51:23
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I still haven't caught up on SU, so no StevenBomb for me this time unless CN does another StevenBomb

    just watch the episodes on KissCartoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
    I'm doing that, it's just taking me a long time

    Also that site's not fully up to date
    http://theworldofstevenuniverse.blogspot.com/
  • How many games end with the player character limping? I feel like that's a trope but I've only seen two games actually do it.
  • I still haven't caught up on SU, so no StevenBomb for me this time unless CN does another StevenBomb

    just watch the episodes on KissCartoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
    I'm doing that, it's just taking me a long time

    Also that site's not fully up to date
    http://theworldofstevenuniverse.blogspot.com/
    thanks
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    idk how you guys can get through so many episodes so quickly.

    Not to say i have better things to do, but i get exhausted after watching/reading the same thing for too long without break.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    If I'm sufficiently interested in a piece of media, it has been entirely reasonable for me to get through books or current on webcomics and whatnot in the span of a day or so. Historically anyway; my reading has been up and down constantly, which sort of throws a wrench into (unintentionally) speeding through stuff.

    This is more of an issue with television, though it's still happened. Just a lot of investment and/or energy, I guess.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i find i can get through webcomics more quickly than books, but it still takes me usually more than one reading session, and that's if the archive isn't enormous.  i also find i catch up with comics that tell stories more quickly than gag strips.

    Books typically take me about 2 weeks, more if it's something hefty like House of Leaves or if there are exercises for me to complete.  This was a problem at uni.
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