extremely odd confession: whenever you talk about Gannett owning stuff, i always picture, like, an actual gannet squatting over the stuff in question, staring down its beak at it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Meanwhile I keep misreading "Gannett" as "Garnet" because obsession
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
MAGESTIC®
USB BROOMSTICK CHARGER
Compatible with Every Witch's Broomstick, Especially Marisa!!
DISTRIBUTED BY DOLLAR DEPOT STORES LTD 1696 PENNYWISE PKWY, COLERAIN, CENTRALIA
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I find it amusing that people continue to make Bill Gates jokes several years after he left Microsoft
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Aww man, have you gone to Dollar Depot this week? They have toy dollar bills on sale for $1 each!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
THE CENTRALIA ROYAL HIGHWAY PATROL
COMMERCIAL VEHICLE ENFORCEMENT DIVISION
"Sir, I'm afraid your vehicle is over the legal weight limit."
"What makes you think that, officer?"
"You've loaded your van entirely with ACME brand anvils to the point where your wheels are almost falling off your axles."
"Ah, so the axles are the issue? Just let me rearrange those anvils a bit."
"Sir, please just pull onto the scale."
"And what if I don't? Are you going to tow my van?"
"...No. It's too heavy."
"Aha! You can't do nothin'! I'm above the law!"
(The driver gets back in the van and attempts to speed away, but the van is so heavy that it just chugs along at 5 mph until the rear passenger-side wheel falls off.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
the county Safety Fairy kept bugging me about computer security
also cheese rolling for some reason, which is weird because i've never been cheese rolling
but apparently "you never know" when you might be hit by a stray wheel of double Gloucester
You know those fake tech support scams where some malicious website says "You have a virus!" and tries to get you to call a fake tech support hotline that will pretend your computer is full of viruses and try to sell you something?
I want to write something where there's a popup like that but instead of a scam hotline the phone number connects you to the Safety Fairy, who proceeds to lecture you about internet security and insists on locking down your computer to the point where you can't do anything useful with it anymore.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"It says I need a password to delete this file."
"Of course you do! Without a password, anyone who has access to your computer could just dete all your stuff!"
"But it's me! I just made this file by mistake and I want to get rid of it."
"Ok, so enter the password, but make sure nobody's looking over your shoulder."
"Uh, what is the password?"
"You don't know it?"
"You just set it up! Can't you just tell me what it is."
"Ok, but first I'll need to confirm your identity by asking a series of questions only you could know the answers to."
"Are you serious right now?"
"First off, what is your mother's maiden name?"
"I'm a magical princess who went back in time to give birth to myself. So I guess I'm my mother. And I don't have a surname."
"Milady, if you're going to give me a hard time, I'm not going to help you."
Y'know Marco Diaz really hasn't shown much signs of being the safe kid past the first episode, has he?
he's probably less safe than the average kid as of Cheer Up Star, even
kind of a shame imo, it was a bit of a gimmick i suppose but if they'd integrated it into his personality a bit more i think i'd find him more interesting than i do at present
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Y'know Marco Diaz really hasn't shown much signs of being the safe kid past the first episode, has he?
he's probably less safe than the average kid as of Cheer Up Star, even
kind of a shame imo, it was a bit of a gimmick i suppose but if they'd integrated it into his personality a bit more i think i'd find him more interesting than i do at present
I noticed that too. As it is, he doesn't seem to have much of a personality beyond being Star's straight man.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Alright, so if I've got this correctly, you say your full name is Her Royal Highness Alice, Princess of the Magical Realm of the Principality of Centralia and Island Territories."
"Yes, that's correct."
"Could you spell that for me?"
"You know, this is a pretty big hard drive. Maybe I don't need to delete this file after all."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
They Might Be Garnets
The only TMBG cover band that's secretly just two lesbians
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
2 GB, wow! That's almost enough to back up one thing! :D
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to get me to default to that you'd have to spell it Gannette
Tachyon
the county Safety Fairy kept bugging me about computer security
also cheese rolling for some reason, which is weird because i've never been cheese rolling
but apparently "you never know" when you might be hit by a stray wheel of double Gloucester
well that's just downright unintuitive
he's probably less safe than the average kid as of Cheer Up Star, even
kind of a shame imo, it was a bit of a gimmick i suppose but if they'd integrated it into his personality a bit more i think i'd find him more interesting than i do at present
they just want him to put some damn clothes on
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
They're kind of terrible
The only TMBG cover band that's secretly just two lesbians
They Might Be Golfers
They Might Be Gits
They Might Be Garkimaseras
They Might Be Gandoliers
They Might Be Gandalfs
BARRY SCOTT.