The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• nohaynicklibre

  2014-04-30 21:00:50

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  Personal threads are gay
  
  
  MAKE
  
  DEALINGS
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 21:29:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  R.I.P. Bob Hoskins, who starred in that avant-garde masterpiece Super Mario Bros.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 21:30:04

  
  

  why am i so sad right now

  
  

  it's not depression i dont think, that sort of sad is different...
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 21:32:41

  
  

  Lyrics only seem to matter to young white people. Because they need an excuse to like hip-hop, without seeming 'weird' to their slightly racist peers.
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 21:52:53

  
  

  http://www.out.com/fashion/truman-says/2014/04/30/dolce-gabbana-sentenced-jail

  
  

  go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect yo ugly-ass clothes
• lee4hmz

  2014-04-30 22:11:01

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  hehehe
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 22:35:38

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 22:37:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what if I said I didn't care about thin hair or chins
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-30 22:44:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  We don't welcome.your kind here.
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 22:46:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  because you're all a bunch of preppy valley dweebs
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-30 23:03:41

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  FUN FACT:
  
  chins are the ass of the face
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-30 23:04:56

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  But isn't the mouth more like the head's anus?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-30 23:06:33 edited 2014-04-30 23:06:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Of course not silly, because
  
  FUN FACT:
  
  the mouth is clearly a fancy alternate vagina
  
  and before you ask yes the eyes are the boobs
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-30 23:06:58 edited 2014-04-30 23:07:11

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Man, guys, how am I ever going to get any legitimate job or write books that are supposed to be actually good now.
  
  I mean, this silliness is going to go on my permanent record; and for all eternity my name will be associated with those last three posts.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:07:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "taking a dump is your butt's way of puking" - Jumpingzombie
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:07:37 edited 2014-04-30 23:07:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aliroz said:

  Man, guys, how am I ever going to get any legitimate job or write books that are supposed to be actually good now.
  
  I mean, this silliness is going to go on my permanent record; and for all eternity my name will be associated with those last three posts.
  

  All good writers go through this stage.
  
  Some never leave it.
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-30 23:12:23 edited 2014-04-30 23:13:00

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm sorry.
  
  I'm just sometimes tired of you guys and your not-taking-anything-seriously.  And that's terrible, because you guys are cool, and I like being here.
  
  I think a break would be good.  See you guys in a week or two.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-30 23:13:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  :(
  
  See you, Aliroz
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:15:10

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  nuuuuuuuuuuu Aliroz come back
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-30 23:15:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imi has a legitimate job and he's been posting silly bullshit on the Internet for years
• Manly McMacho

  2014-04-30 23:16:08

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  lolbye
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-04-30 23:18:41

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I am still doing math homework
  
  and lest you think I'm doing any meaningful amount of it, I am only a unit and a half farther than I was when I complained about this seven hours ago.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:20:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  calling my job "legitimate" might be a little generous, but yeah
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-30 23:25:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  well it's not like you're a pimp or a drug smuggler
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 23:26:19

  
  

  Anonus said:

  well it's not like you're a pimp or a drug smuggler

  
• Anonus

  2014-04-30 23:30:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  she sounds like a character from a PBS Kids show or something

  
  

  I'd always had her pegged as Kath Soucie (this was BEFORE I became fond of Cadpig, too), who tends to use less saccharine voices
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:35:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Anonus said:

  well it's not like you're a pimp or a drug smuggler

  if I were, I'd be a lot cooler and richer
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-30 23:41:10

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  Anonus said:

  well it's not like you're a pimp or a drug smuggler

  if I were, I'd be a lot cooler and richer
  

  No.  No, no you wouldn't.
  
  Prostitution is not cool.  Smuggling is awful and not at all to be admired.  Drugs have horrifying effects on those addicted.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-30 23:44:21 edited 2014-04-30 23:44:30

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  ^^^^ that was awesome :o
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:45:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well, I'd be richer anyway
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-30 23:45:17

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Miko likes beer and weed. :o
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:45:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  But do you like prostitution?
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-30 23:45:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I detest beer

  
  

  I want to try weed
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:45:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *theremins*
• Obā-san

  2014-04-30 23:46:31

  
  

  wast
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-30 23:48:03

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Imipolex G said:

  But do you like prostitution?
  

  No. :o

  Imipolex G said:

  *theremins*

  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-04-30 23:48:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  Well, I'd be richer anyway
  

  Not for long.  Smuggling gets you in jail.

  Miko said:

  Miko likes beer and weed. :o
  

  And I have strong personal convictions against both of those things that probably amount to irrational hatred.   And you know what?  That's awful. Why should I disagree with, as far as  know, every other poster here, so vehemently?
  
• Anonus

  2014-04-30 23:48:34

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yon Assassin said:

  wast

  wnyt
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-30 23:54:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I wouldn't get caught
  
• Aliroz

  2014-05-01 00:00:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS COMPLETELY SILLY AND IS NOT PERSONAL, SINCERE, OR MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THIS IS MY SILLY FAKE SUPERVILLAIN IMPRESSION OF MYSELF.
  
  

  Anonus said:

  I detest beer

  
  

  I want to try weed

  Well, given that you're 1) an Admin, 2) a citizen of the traitor city of Denver, 3) romantically involved with an ohioan, and we all know ohioans are insufficiently eeeeeeeeeeeevil, 4) foooooooooooolishly not opposed to internet neutrality, and thus disloyal to our true media-controlling overlords, 5) not currently wearing a sombrero, and worst of all, 6) someone who doesn't even like Franklin; I can't really expect proper behavior from you. 
  
  I mean, how can you not love Franklin?  That turtle is adorable.
  
  I bet you hate Little Bear, too.
  
  I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrrromotion.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-01 00:01:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  my aunt lives in Denver, you apologize to her this instant
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-05-01 00:08:09

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Anonus

  2014-05-01 00:10:11 edited 2014-05-01 00:10:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wonder if I've ever ran into your aunt, Imi

  
  

  Anyway, Little Bear is one of my favorite old Nick Jr. shows and most of the reason I held any positive opinion towards Nelvana

  
  Also, ABC Inc was about to own Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog; it's owned by DHX Media
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-01 00:11:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Maybe!
  
  Also, Osaka is the bestest
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-05-01 00:23:16

  kill living beings
  

  Imipolex G said:

  Well, I'd be richer anyway
  

  http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/impactofsocialsciences/2013/12/11/how-academia-resembles-a-drug-gang/ ~
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-01 00:27:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  dammit stop smashing my illusions
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-01 00:35:04

  
  

  http://www.hickorees.com/brand/japanese-pottery/product/coffee-mug-from-endo-kiln-ndo-014

  
  

  this is a japanese pottery appreciation post
• Imipolex G

  2014-05-01 00:42:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  self-engulfing television
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-05-01 00:58:52

  kill living beings
  

  jōmon
• Section42L

  2014-05-01 02:10:18 edited 2014-05-01 02:14:17

  We can do anything if we do it together.

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