You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Cloenks, who are also called Clothids, or more disparagingly, "Ogres", are a race of crocodilian humanoids that populate the southern swamps of the Angor-Aldo continent. Clothids have few large settlements and were mostly nomadic prior to the arrival of the Magorian Empire in the region. In more recent times, they have begun to build cities, and many have gathered into the borders of the Principality of Cloenknuzt, which is ruled by one of their own*, albeit under the protection of a dwarven and human kingdom (ancient Angor-Mondar and young Telethestria, respectively).
Cloenks, who are also called Clothids, or more disparagingly, "Ogres", are a race of crocodilian humanoids that populate the southern swamps of the Angor-Aldo continent. Clothids have few large settlements and were mostly nomadic prior to the arrival of the Magorian Empire in the region. In more recent times, they have begun to build cities, and many have gathered into the borders of the Principality of Cloenknuzt, which is ruled by one of their own*, albeit under the protection of a dwarven and human kingdom (ancient Angor-Mondar and young Telethestria, respectively).
I imagine, in my imagination, Crocodilians would fight with their powerful mouths and death rolls, lunging from right outta howhere to chomp a guy, and draggin' him underwater and eating him.
War songs is totally right, given the complex array of sounds that crocodilians make, and also social behaviors.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I imagine, in my imagination, Crocodilians would fight with their powerful mouths and death rolls, lunging from right outta howhere to chomp a guy, and draggin' him underwater and eating him.
War songs is totally right, given the complex array of sounds that crocodilians make, and also social behaviors.
although their homelands are swamps, Cloenks are not actually aquatic as such.
They're not really "crocodile men" as much as they are a humanoid race that evolved from crocodile-like creatures. They do sometimes keep crocodiles as pets/guard animals though.
They also share real estate with tallpixies (skinny fey creatures) and Big-Hat Witches.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i've lived in minnesota all my life and i quite like it here thankyouverymuch
Aw man, but I like minnesota.
Oh well, I guess it's your state.
rassin' frassin' intellectuals ruining my idealized mental images of certain places.
Next, there will be heapers in Michigan.
Or Wisconsin.
Or Arizona.
alkthash is in wisconsin though i dunno if he's ever posted on hh
Mostly I like Alkthash well enough but I think it would only be a matter of time before we got into a massive argument over something really stupid. Specifically Ligotti, although there are other things.
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BIG
and now it's just EA Sports and normal EA
Dang you, you soapy coasterners, I hate you all. Hedonistic jerks. I'm glad there's mountains between me and the coasterners.
You heapers can have the coasts, I'mma have my inland mountain ranges and valleys.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
In fact I live in a transitional area between said types of geography.
Get outta here, get to the ocean-near lands.
^ Appalachians are from a collision between three continents. The Appalachians used to be higher than the himalayas are now.
I imagine, in my imagination, Crocodilians would fight with their powerful mouths and death rolls, lunging from right outta howhere to chomp a guy, and draggin' him underwater and eating him.
War songs is totally right, given the complex array of sounds that crocodilians make, and also social behaviors.
Oh well, I guess it's your state.
rassin' frassin' intellectuals ruining my idealized mental images of certain places.
Next, there will be heapers in Michigan.
Or Wisconsin.
Or Arizona.
No interruption.
Yay!
Why have a big sale near Easter?
(my family buys easter Candy whenever, planning ahead. Same with Christmas Gifts. Take that, societal tendency towards huge shopping sprees.)
Fuck America
Good flipping night, I have had it with all these melon farming effbombs on this monkey fighting forum!
-pushes over table, backflips out window, flies away on giant rubber sock-
They're not really "crocodile men" as much as they are a humanoid race that evolved from crocodile-like creatures. They do sometimes keep crocodiles as pets/guard animals though.
They also share real estate with tallpixies (skinny fey creatures) and Big-Hat Witches.
Capp is like the only good brand of them that still exists, that is why.
AT least I still have Utah. GOod old conservative red-rock Utah.
He never argued with me. I really liked that about him.