You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Wait, that's a real newspaper?
I figured it was some shitty freely-distributed thing from a college campus
False alarm, people. Still, it's for West Virginia U, so the person involved must be at least 18-ish. That's way too old to be pulling that kind of nonsense.
It's an op-ed, and those are typically pretty wacky even with "classy" papers.
Also, I'm reading the list of winners and nominees for Best New Artist on Wikipedia, and somehow Marc Cohn, of all people, won in 1992 over Boyz II Men, C+C Music Factory, Color Me Badd and Seal. He had one big hit ("Walking in Memphis")...and then disappeared; the other artists at least tried to eke out a second hit before going away (hi there, Color Me Badd), and B2M and Seal were reliable hitmakers for years. Damn Grammys...
Of course, they also gave the award to Mariah Carey the year before. You know what they say about stopped clocks...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And now it's time for The Five Singers Mailbag, with Chef and Waiterman!
WAITERMAN: *pulls page off printer* Today's leter omes from SoundBlaster16 in Atalncantic City, New Jersey. SoundBlaster writes...
Dear Chef: What is your favorite dish you make in your restaurant?
CHEF: Good qeustion, SoundBlaster16. I'd have to say my favorite dish is m yclassic mac & cheese. I make it with REAL edilble items!
WAITERMAN: Yeah, he doesn't even put any pushpisn in this one!
CHEF: I told you, I thought the pushpins would hekp keep the Rice Krispie Treass together better. Plus it gives 'em that delliciuos you're-toungue's-bleeding tang!
WAITERMAN: just get back to the mac &cheese,c chef
CHEF: Ah, yes. First I biol the water, then I put in some macaroni i got in the clearasnce aisle of DollarPlex.
WAITERMAN: What aout the chese, chef/
CHEF: I use only the finest in locally shoplifted cheddar. Can't beat frfeshness!
WAITERMAN: Do you have any secret indreidents, chef?
CHEF: Yep! i always make sure to add a tiny big of coffee graounds, for that coffeelicious taste!
WAITERMAN: Well, I hope that answeres your question, LightBlaster32. And tune in nesxt week for another installmetn of...
well at the top are the Dad the Mom and the Child, below that are the unlockable cameo characters, the narrator from The Stanley Parable and the girl from Gone Home.
well at the top are the Dad the Mom and the Child, below that are the unlockable cameo characters, the narrator from The Stanley Parable and the girl from Gone Home.
confession: i know he's like 90% of what makes the game obnoxious and smug and hipstery but i find the narrator from The Stanley Parable genuinely amusing at times
confession: i know he's like 90% of what makes the game obnoxious and smug and hipstery but i find the narrator from The Stanley Parable genuinely amusing at times
The Stanley Parable is also a really good racing game.
Comments
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
whatever grandpa
the world's changing
it doesn't matter what saxual orientation you are
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
PhD
you may address me as Doctor Wizard.
ohshit
you like DOOM?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
does that look like a face of fear to you
you are off by 10%
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
this game is so fucking broken
nerf Mom
The Stanley Parable is also a really good racing game.
that's all i know about it
Really, it's a visual novel meets adventure game. If that makes sense? I liked it. Atmospheric.