I just had an idea for a computer game where you play as the bad guys of a computer game (you know, Goombas, Dr. Robotnik's robots, that kind of thing). And you have to beat the player character guy.
So, like, when you beat that guy in a boss battle, before you even get to the rest of the game, it flashes to a "loading" screen and you have to do the fight again, since that guy turned off the game without saving and then loaded his latest save so your victory didn't happen. Redo.
Also, you can't use the pause button, but that guy can, so he abuses that, too.
Also, he has a bunch of lives and tends to do whatever it is to heal himself. You have to get rid of all his lives; but if he beats you once he saves the game and continues. And throughout the game, that guy gets powerups and stuff.
Luckily, you get to play as all the bad guys, all the mooks and stuff; and every end boss.
Also, if you start doing good enough at that game, that guy starts using cheat codes and walkthroughs.
Like, imagine what that would be like; having to play as the stupid bandits that get killed off in a Fire Emblem game, or playing as the Goombas in Super Mario Bros.
Man, if you managed to actually win, that would be the most satisfying thing ever.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Miko unlocked stages 1 through 5 for practice in Subterranean Animism. This took a lot of stage retries and was difficult. Lunatic mode is not messing around here. Only the very best will survive.
They look just like you and me. But under their unassuming exteriors lies a vicious monster. Driven by a sickening addiction, they prey on the vulnerable, ruining the lives of families everywhere. With our team of undercover agents, we pose as unsuspecting victims to catch these menaces to society and bring them to justice. It's time for... To Catch A Banker
Also, why not play a pokemon game where you play as a swarm of Zubats attempting to ruin the day of an innocent kid playing Pokemon?
Yeah, swarm that kid, swarm that kid.
Or evolve into Golbat and have mean look, confuse ray, Poison Fang, and air slash maybe even evolve into Crobat and have stupidly high speed (I'd suggest a game where you play as Tentacool and Tentacruel, but that's beyond the plale even for this)!
The thing is that even if you hate his style of humour, Al Franken is a legitimately moral, thoughtful person and pretty nice when he wants to be. Rush Limbaugh is... not.
William F. Buckley I can respect, and P.J. O'Rourke, and even David Frum. But Limbaugh is simply a wretched human being.
Hey, guys, quit growing that awful weed around Colorado and stuff. Seriously, those plants send their seeds all over the place, and also, it's illegal, and for good reason. That weed is bad for you and you shouldn't sell it or grow it. Yes, a plant can, in fact, be a crime; and no, you do not, in fact, have the right to grow said weed wherever you want.
I am, of course, referring to the Donkey Tail (also called Myrtle Spurge) plant, which seriously should not be in Colorado at all. 'tis an invasive noxious weed, and it's slightly poisonous.
Hey, guys, quit growing that awful weed around Colorado and stuff. Seriously, those plants send their seeds all over the place, and also, it's illegal, and for good reason. That weed is bad for you and you shouldn't sell it or grow it. Yes, a plant can, in fact, be a crime; and no, you do not, in fact, have the right to grow said weed wherever you want.
I am, of course, referring to the Donkey Tail (also called Myrtle Spurge) plant, which seriously should not be in Colorado at all. 'tis an invasive noxious weed, and it's slightly poisonous.
As for Marijuana, grow it all you want.
I thought that it was funnier without the additional line-and-a-half of clarification, but still.
You can be very wry when you want to be, Al. I appreciate that.
Hey, guys, quit growing that awful weed around Colorado and stuff. Seriously, those plants send their seeds all over the place, and also, it's illegal, and for good reason. That weed is bad for you and you shouldn't sell it or grow it. Yes, a plant can, in fact, be a crime; and no, you do not, in fact, have the right to grow said weed wherever you want.
I am, of course, referring to the Donkey Tail (also called Myrtle Spurge) plant, which seriously should not be in Colorado at all. 'tis an invasive noxious weed, and it's slightly poisonous.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, the thread died when I posted that, and I wasn't sure that you guys were familiar with Myrtle Spurge. I thought I'd offended you guys there.
NOTE: Marijuana is also not native to the Americas (It also requires so much nitrogen it's not even funny. I mean, seriously, are you trying to deplete the nitrogen content of your soils.) but there's no way I'm going to stop people planting that.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
LEGITIMATE OTHERKIN & FICTIVES
LEFT LANE
UNIRONIC LIFETIME FANS OF CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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WITH MULTIPLE SHIELDS AND LOTS OF CONTINUES
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So, like, when you beat that guy in a boss battle, before you even get to the rest of the game, it flashes to a "loading" screen and you have to do the fight again, since that guy turned off the game without saving and then loaded his latest save so your victory didn't happen. Redo.
Also, you can't use the pause button, but that guy can, so he abuses that, too.
Also, he has a bunch of lives and tends to do whatever it is to heal himself. You have to get rid of all his lives; but if he beats you once he saves the game and continues. And throughout the game, that guy gets powerups and stuff.
Luckily, you get to play as all the bad guys, all the mooks and stuff; and every end boss.
Also, if you start doing good enough at that game, that guy starts using cheat codes and walkthroughs.
Like, imagine what that would be like; having to play as the stupid bandits that get killed off in a Fire Emblem game, or playing as the Goombas in Super Mario Bros.
Man, if you managed to actually win, that would be the most satisfying thing ever.
But under their unassuming exteriors lies a vicious monster.
Driven by a sickening addiction, they prey on the vulnerable, ruining the lives of families everywhere.
With our team of undercover agents, we pose as unsuspecting victims to catch these menaces to society and bring them to justice.
It's time for...
To Catch A Banker
Yeah, swarm that kid, swarm that kid.
Or evolve into Golbat and have mean look, confuse ray, Poison Fang, and air slash maybe even evolve into Crobat and have stupidly high speed (I'd suggest a game where you play as Tentacool and Tentacruel, but that's beyond the plale even for this)!
lead tentacools
invade city
new RTS
edit:
secret unit: squid girl
I beat it on the easiest setting using 3 continues
BUT I DID IT
Anyways, why was it again that you guys liked the conservatives so much (or was it the liberals, I forget).
I do not like politicians.
I like the conservatives because they are more entertaining. Sometimes.
Because whichever one the other one is, the one that you guys seem to complain less about, I don't like that one.
such a go-getter I am.
-no hug, though. I have a cold-
I am, of course, referring to the Donkey Tail (also called Myrtle Spurge) plant, which seriously should not be in Colorado at all. 'tis an invasive noxious weed, and it's slightly poisonous.
As for Marijuana, grow it all you want.
Dad: A book on Stephen King
Also I do not know her too well, so I got someone else to buy it with my money.
NOTE: Marijuana is also not native to the Americas (It also requires so much nitrogen it's not even funny. I mean, seriously, are you trying to deplete the nitrogen content of your soils.) but there's no way I'm going to stop people planting that.
I wish I still had my copy
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead