The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I'm composing a fugal sort of thing.

    I have a subject in quad stretto for four measures straight. I'm not even sure if that's a thing that I'm supposed to do, but it sounds pretty awesome.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fugue on

    I, on the other hand, am off to work

    alas
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Hey guys, I have a story to tell. You probably
    won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done
    trying to convince people.
    It was about three weeks ago. I was on
    Google looking for some funny sites to look
    at, I found my way to an imageboard.
    Everyone on the board spoke in extremely
    cryptic nonsense, They said things like,
    "Uliuliuliuli assburger. Mee takasin sinne
    Northpoleen. Uusi Mene on syntynyt"
    That was one phrase that was used
    repeatedly. "Uusi mene on syntynyt" At first,
    I thought it was spam, but its use was way
    too frequent and erratic to be spam. There
    would be typos, and the words didn't appear
    to be random.
    I decided, "fuck it", I'll see what's going on
    with this site. I posted in what appeared to
    be a "satunnainen", much like /b/ (there was
    no discernable theme amongst the images
    and posts). I said hello, I'm new, and was
    looking to start a funny thread. Asked them
    to post their funniest pictures.
    That was the first time it started. I remember
    the first reply very clearly. It said, "Good to
    see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it
    got strange. I was told to ignore "the
    jonnes." I assumed this was some sort of in-
    joke. From there, they began to speak like
    crazy people. Posting seemingly random
    numbers and letters, characters from many
    languages (a few seemed Russian and
    Middle-Eastern, as well as possibly Chinese
    and Korean characters).
    I had no idea what was going on.
    Then I saw the phrase again. "Uusi Mene on
    syntynyt."
    Following that, my power cut off. Complete
    black out. Freaked me out. I checked the
    fuses and the switches had just flipped.
    Flicking them back up, the power went back
    on. When I returned to my PC, there was an
    image on the screen of a badly drawn old
    man. He was Caucasian, older than 60.
    I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious.
    The man smiled and appeared to speak, but I
    couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on,
    so I turned up the volume. I could only just
    barely hear what he was saying, it was a
    hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full,
    and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips
    moved slowly.
    I pushed my head closer to try and figure out
    what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a
    booming and terrifying voice screaming at me
    like a demonic god. The image had changed,
    the man was smiling and holding some kind
    of staff.
    The power cut out again.
    Again it was the fuses. When I got my power
    back, everything was normal. My PC booted
    up normally, and nothing creepy happened.
    Then I started receiving the e-mails. They
    were extremely cryptic and filled with random
    numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I
    got an e-mail that was in regular English,
    too. It said this, "Do you have assburgers or
    what?" I didn't know what it meant.
    I got up to get a drink and froze in fear.
    From my ceiling hung a man, his body
    swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry
    blood were the words, "Uusi Mene on
    syntynyt" I blinked, and the sight was gone.
    For weeks this continued.
    I went back to the imageboard, I was sure I
    was going out of my mind. Just about ready
    to commint myself to a fucking asylum, I
    read a post in coherent language that said
    something like, "Uusi Mene on syntynyt, Uusi
    Mene on syntynyt"
    The thread 404'd before I could even get to
    it. I went to make a new thread, and when I
    began typing, the words in my mind were not
    what appeared in the box. My fingers typed
    words by their own volition. I typed two
    things. "SPURDO SPÄRDE" and "Uusi Mene
    on syntynyt"
    Then somehow I realized. I was passing it on.
    The crazy hallucinations stopped. I learned
    how to be safe.
    I'm sorry...
    Uusi Mene on syntynyt!
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    Regular Show by KC Green.

    This cover is perfect and Mordecai is perfect and Boom! Studios is perfect and ahhhhhhhh
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • Wheatley said:

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    related: im definitely now starting a jazz fusion band called A Flying Oaty Treat
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • The sadness will last forever.
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    Apparently, this sign is fat-shaming. So pointing out calories is horrible now?
  • ...

    ...

    I got a girl's number, and I have no idea how I did it.
  • Kexruct said:

    ...


    ...

    I got a girl's number, and I have no idea how I did it.
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  • no like

    she started talking to me in first block

    and asked if she could walk with me to second

    and i did

    and then she asked if i'd meet her after class

    and i did

    and then when i was waiting for my bus she gave me her number

    and i'm all

    "oh. okay then."
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-25 16:49:44
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    Niiiice.

    You should call her. Or text. Texts are good too.
  • I return. From McDonald's.
    Naney said:

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    this is some beyond-Pitchfork shit right here
  • Kexruct said:

    no like


    she started talking to me in first block

    and asked if she could walk with me to second

    and i did

    and then she asked if i'd meet her after class

    and i did

    and then when i was waiting for my bus she gave me her number

    and i'm all

    "oh. okay then."
    obligatory "give her the D" response
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • Every time Wheatly changes her avatar, her sig becomes funnier.
  • edited 2013-04-25 17:12:02
    Mea tremula lactes affent omnes pueris ad area.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-04-25 17:10:30
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    Kexruct said:

    no like


    she started talking to me in first block

    and asked if she could walk with me to second

    and i did

    and then she asked if i'd meet her after class

    and i did

    and then when i was waiting for my bus she gave me her number

    and i'm all

    "oh. okay then."
    obligatory "give her the D" response
    image

    Nothing like some good JB & KG to set the mood right.
  • Tre said:

    Kexruct said:

    no like


    she started talking to me in first block

    and asked if she could walk with me to second

    and i did

    and then she asked if i'd meet her after class

    and i did

    and then when i was waiting for my bus she gave me her number

    and i'm all

    "oh. okay then."
    obligatory "give her the D" response
    image

    Nothing like some good JB & KG to set the mood right.
    you know you got a good one if they're down with the D.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    is it wrong that i'm jealous of the british for their healthcare system
  • is it wrong



    the answer to everything you preface with this is almost always "no".

    Unless it's like, "is it wrong to light people I dislike on fire" or something.

  • edited 2013-04-25 17:20:34
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:imageimage
    The AMC logo is much better in one color, as it turns out.
    The gold made it look so gaudy.

    I keep wishing they'd dispense of "aMC"


    It was designed as part of their cheekier "TV For Movie People" identity in 2002 (by Trollbäck + Company, the same firm responsible for the current TNT logo as well) and AMC is not known for cheekiness nowadays...


    lee4hmz said:

    Something totally nerdy I just remembered now: In one of the first episodes of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, they used the 1988 Columbia Pictures Television music as a news sounder. I thought that was hilarious back in 1990.

    For some reason I'm reminded of the point in Fight Club where a station on channel 4 uses a cut of Outlaw News to introduce a news update.
  • The sadness will last forever.
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    Not the coolest logo ever but the channel is.
  • Anonus : Rarity :: Tre : ______
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    is it wrong to punch orphans in the stomach, grab whatever change falls out of their pockets, and run down the street to buy weed with it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ovation, it's a partial corporate sibling to ReelzChannel

    I heard that because Hubbard/Weinstein/whoever distributes Ovation doesn't have as much clout as, say, Viacom or News Corporation or Time Warner or Disney, Time Warner Cable was dropping the channel

    :/
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I keep wishing they'd dispense of "aMC"



    It was designed as part of their cheekier "TV For Movie People" identity in 2002 (by Trollbäck + Company, the same firm responsible for the current TNT logo as well) and AMC is not known for cheekiness nowadays...
    The use of capital letters and lowercase letters interchangeably always kinda bugs me, even though I know that's silly of me.

    It's like, as a kid I was always a stickler for proper capitalization (this is probably ironic, coming from me), so now it still kinda grates on me.

    Ugh, this is stupid.
  • is it wrong



    the answer to everything you preface with this is almost always "no".

    Unless it's like, "is it wrong to light people I dislike on fire" or something.


  • The sadness will last forever.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    In the ABC Inc world, as soon as AMC Networks comes under their corporate umbrella, AMC is getting a newer logo

    Looking at Troika's case study of this identity, this on-air look looks too much like the 2005-2011 HBO look to me...
  • is it wrong to punch orphans in the stomach, grab whatever change falls out of their pockets, and run down the street to buy weed with it



    n....

    |:|

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you think Ariel Hirsch is as cool in real life as Mabel Pines is?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • i am starting to work on album art
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    man man manzoku

    ippon manzoku

  • Kexruct said:

    no1cur

    how do you not care about a kitty in an argyle sweater vest



    you heartless bastard
  • Naney said:

    Kexruct said:

    no1cur

    how do you not care about a kitty in an argyle sweater vest



    you heartless bastard

    you told me once

    "kexruct, no1cur"

    i vowed that i would get revenge
  • i have no idea how this album got considered "bad"


    it is a masterpiece
  • The sadness will last forever.
    number one curz
  • The sadness will last forever.
    daft punk yeah~
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • It occurred to me recently that it doesn't really make sense that skirts are for girls and pants are for boys. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Odradek said:

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    Oh man, the quote mining in this picture is amazing. There's more to Stupid Hoe than the chorus, dear picture maker!
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