The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So Friday was eight months to the day ponies ensnared me.

    Because suburban decay, CA.
  • edited 2011-10-23 23:04:03
    Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    ...You were at the zoo for twenty-eight minutes, Imi?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Twenty-eight minutes of your time, yes.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well the zoo is like a minute away from his house or something.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It's so close I can walk there.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but do you ever have sexytimes with the lioness
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why would he? He's not into that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah...not really into making it with animal folk. And cow girls don't count.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    so no sweet sweet lionsex for yous
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No boobs no deal. You know that
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lionsgate
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Do they publish science fiction?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    No, they don't publish books at all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *sets fire to ABC Inc's profits*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    CA seems a little...weirder than usual tonight.

    And of what use are Lionsgate to me if they don't publish books or pornography?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    They make horror movies!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Horror movies? All right. Probably some gorefest torture porn stuff. Well, kids've got to get their murderous ideas from somewhere.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    .decide continue to act batshit insane|sober up a bit and yammer about obsessions

    ...

    We need to get feepbot in here.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    feepbot cares not for Trash, I'm afraid.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (You posted right as I clicked on the thread)

    What were you eating?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...I want to start a "what you're currently listening to" thread, but for some reason I want to relate it to "Caffeine 92.5" in some way.

    In-jokes are getting the best of me
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    let's torture innocent civilians

    we can modify our torture devices so we get to suffer along with our victims
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What, are we in the military now or somethin'?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Silly anonus, can't you see.

    Central Avenue is not a miliarly or a civilian. She is a powerful being hwo LIVES to feel thr pain of others, including herself

    someday whe will harvest all the unicorn magic in teh world and use it to make herself immortal, so seh can discover new and exicting ways to die in beatufiul, painful pain
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Relatedly, I think I'm losing my mind.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sadism and masochism

    There oughtta be a word for combining those
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    She sounds strange.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Holy fuck, I managed to spell "beatufiul". You know, the thing I can never spell when I'm trying to spell it that way.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now that I'm no longer out of my mind, let's talk about the 1980s.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Time Inc. and Warner Communications were still separate entities then
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "sadomasochism"

    Yes! That's it! That's the word I was STRONGLY HINTING AT.

    The 1980s:


  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    "let's torture innocent civilians

    we can modify our torture devices so we get to suffer along with our victims"

    The box. You opened it. We came.

    Oh no tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

    We have such sights to show you.
  • edited 2011-10-24 01:58:33
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    let's torture innocent civilians

    we can modify our torture devices so we get to suffer along with our victims

    H3Y C4 1S TH1S YOU

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not tired.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I don't see any pins. Rakdos ain't got nothin' on Cenobites.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I found my stapler the other day.

    My sister had thrown it in a pile of junk in her bedroom because she thought it was broken. It turns out it was just out of staples.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now it is time for another installment of RANDOM STUFF CA SCANNED.

    Let's do this chronologically, starting with the most recent item: An Eastland Mall directory from June 2011:
    front right, front left, inside left, inside right

    Next, a COSI map from May 2010...well, it's far too big to fit properly on the scanner, so I scanned just a portion of it.

    Going back a bit further, the program from a play I attended on Thanksgiving weekend of 2006. Also the CAPA booklet that was given out with it, and the relevant pages of said booklet. (Which is very thick and mostly advertisements)

    A "Sprint PCS" CD-Rom I found in the drawer a few months ago. I kept it because I loved how dated-looking it was--the copyright notice is 2003. It hadn't ever been opened, either, but I couldn't resist taking a peek at the inside. (The disc itself has the same graphics at the cover, if you're curious)

    And finally, a Windows 95 CD-ROM still in its original sleeve. (This was once part of a binder of discs that came with an old Gateway 2000 computer, but I threw away the rest)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That Eastland Mall stuff...with the rotis SansSerif...eurgh. The Franklin Gothic and Adobe Caslon are fine, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So, like...now do you see how I'm kind of a hoarder?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes I do.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I only hoard books. No other items.

    Unless you count the gazillion pictures, documents, songs, etc. I have on my hard drive.
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