In Dark Souls 3, there's an area that's troublesome because a giant archer is pelting you with arrows from a tower.
You handle it by going to that tower, giving him a white branch from a tree as a peace offering, and then going back, at which point he'll shoot arrows at your enemies.
I bring this up because it sounds like what my mom probably thinks happens in video games
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Somewhere there's an alternate universe where software companies claim copyright on things made with their software
They got away with this by slipping it into the license agreement that nobody reads, but people only got up in arms about it when Adobe started demanding big corporations pay yearly "license fees" for the right to distribute PDF documents
Can you imagine how absurd that would get and how quickly? That bridge you designed in AutoCAD? Now the intellectual property of Autodesk.
These are the kind of things I think about on the way to Wendy's.
""Technically correct but unbearably self-important and acidic about it" is Kriss's whole deal. I used to know him from a small far-left forum you've almost certainly never heard of, and he was consistently the exact same way in casual conversation. In the end he got banned for being too much of an unrepentant asshole."
Summer Loving came on the radio and I was thinking of how fucking great my former theatre group's performance of Grease was (even though tbh honest I kind of hate Grease)
Summer Loving came on the radio and I was thinking of how fucking great my former theatre group's performance of Grease was (even though tbh honest I kind of hate Grease)
If they'd made this an endnote like in the subs of Mononoke I've seen (which are necessary there because, hot damn, that show is the most Japanese thing), this would be an interesting bit of tongue-in-cheek fan analysis. But having it flash on-screen for some tiny amount of time approaches Shinbo levels of subliminal bullshit. Unless this is just an image macro, in which case...?
IIRC it's gg, a fansub group that started on 4chan and likes doing jokes in their fansubs. (They were also responsible for MORNING RESCUE becoming a meme.)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead