You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Are you getting defensive over the prequels, are you seriously Tuckering right now
The joke is the same as the Paul Blart memeification, or that Master's Cut of Master of Disguise.
It's investing more time and thought power into some stupid crappy piece of pop culture than is necessary, and making a fun joke out of it. The only reason some people act like it's different is they're still nursing grudges about George Lucas raping their childhood or whatever.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, the idea that without the use of Jedi mind tricks it would be impossible for a senate to vote for something ruinous and stupid like ending the Republic — well, just look at our own Senate and how it handles things, no sinister Force use required.
I don't get it. How can anyone be willing to take the Jar Jar theory seriously, but not to entertain the idea that our Congress is being mind-controlled by the Illuminati??
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
also i guess the thread title is staying this way?
Kid wakes up on a pile of trash heaped in the sky.
Not a lot of rules left, since the Calamity, but I run him through the niceties here anyway.
One. We ain't got a lot of stuff left, so don't throw away more than you can spare.
Two. Ahh, forget two.
Three. Never try to eat anything bigger than your own head. That's what mommas used to tell their boys, before the Calamity happened.
When all's said and done, I give the kid his first mission. The kind of thing that would be called "world-shattering import", before the world actually got itself shattered.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't want to live to see 2025, when there are no physical books anymore, and people speak esperanto, and everyone has a 3d printer, and Stone and Parker are still breathing and giving me a reason to stay alive, and people can make it rain or not rain whenever you want.
I can see everyone having a 3d printer in ten years, and Stone and Parker are in their 40s according to Wikipedia, so I can see them still breathing, but I don't see any of the rest happening by 2025. Especially not esperanto.
If nothing else, there's no way my books aren't coming with me wherever I am by then. Even if it's the grave.
And the Kukla Fran and Ollie reboot will be amazing and it will compete with the Howdy Doody reboot and I'll simultaneously be too old and too young to understand it.
And instead of money, you will punch yourself in the arm a given number of times in order to get food, because we'll have machines to make food from nothing, and then our arms will fall off so we will have to say mean things about ourselves instead to get food.
And every kid will have a ipad-type thing.
And the united states will have split into three nations of west, middle, east, and Denver will be the capital of the west.
Also, Asia will still be full of evil terrible plants just waiting to come over here and get their nasty roots in my continent's innocent soils.
And there won't be any birds in the world because the cats ate them all.
And all the places that aren't national parks will be ruined and made into yoyo factories.
And we'll play go instead of chess, and I don't know how to play go!
Sorry for all the future spoilers, 2025 Rozzy is staying over for the week.
And the Kukla Fran and Ollie reboot will be amazing and it will compete with the Howdy Doody reboot and I'll simultaneously be too old and too young to understand it.
And instead of money, you will punch yourself in the arm a given number of times in order to get food, because we'll have machines to make food from nothing, and then our arms will fall off so we will have to say mean things about ourselves instead to get food.
And every kid will have a ipad-type thing.
And the united states will have split into three nations of west, middle, east, and Denver will be the capital of the west.
Also, Asia will still be full of evil terrible plants just waiting to come over here and get their nasty roots in my continent's innocent soils.
And there won't be any birds in the world because the cats ate them all.
And all the places that aren't national parks will be ruined and made into yoyo factories.
And we'll play go instead of chess, and I don't know how to play go!
Sorry for all the future spoilers, 2025 Rozzy is staying over for the week.
However Spot dies, it won't be because anyone or anything ate her.
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Are you getting defensive over the prequels, are you seriously Tuckering right now
Not a lot of rules left, since the Calamity, but I run him through the niceties here anyway.
One. We ain't got a lot of stuff left, so don't throw away more than you can spare.
Two. Ahh, forget two.
When all's said and done, I give the kid his first mission. The kind of thing that would be called "world-shattering import", before the world actually got itself shattered.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
...
But not ten of MY dollars
-tackles current Aliroz-
-glomps-
Did you ever buy that copy of Action Philosophers that you talked about?