The official Justice and King Friday have a frickin' baby thread.

Obā-san · 2012-10-21 16:02:22

When I was a baby, I once projectile vomited into my mother's mouth. Then I apparently laughed.

really dude, the being me thing has to stop

it's weird

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-10-21 16:15:42

OK, now it's getting bizarre... but kind of amusing. Kind of.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-21 17:11:16

Lain is a bit of a sadist (she often laughs at her parent's misfortune), but she very rarely throws up her food. And it's never been THAT bad.

My nephew throws up his food unless he is burped properly all the time, or so I've been told.

Justice4243 · 2012-10-21 22:12:21

Forgot I nabbed a pick of these, these where up in the blood testing lab:

Princess Alice · 2012-10-21 22:14:11

Isn't "psycho cat" a redundant phrase, really?

Obā-san · 2012-10-21 22:14:59

Central Avenue said:
Isn't "psycho cat" a redundant phrase, really?

speaking from my expert position, yes

King_Friday · 2012-11-07 23:54:34

Laila in her Goblin King luring outfit.

Just before this she had a bath in which I'm pretty sure that bathing her in the alphabet was somehow assimilated into her system.

Laila is now fluent in the following languages:

Afrikaans
Albanian
Aragonese
Asturian
Azeri
Basque
Boholano
Breton
Catalan
Cebuano
Cornish
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Friulian
Fula (Pulaar)
Gaelic (Scottish)
Galician
German
Gikuyu
Guaraní
Hausa (formerly used the Arabic alphabet)
Hawai'ian
Hungarian (used runic writing system prior to AD 1000)
Icelandic
Ido
Igbo
Ilocano
Indonesian
Interlingua
Innu-aimun
Irish
Italian
Javanese - Also uses alphabet called "Hanacaraka" in certain areas
Kikongo
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Latin
Latvian
Laz (Used by Turkey and European Lazs)
Leonese
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lombard
Luganda
Luxembourgish
Maori
Malay
Maltese
Manx
Moldovan - Also Cyrillic
Nahuatl (post Spanish Conquest)
Navaho or Navajo
Ndebele
Norwegian
Occitan
Oromo (formerly written in the Ge'ez script)
Polish
Portuguese
Quechua
Romanian (formerly used the Cyrillic alphabet)
Samoan
Scots
Shona
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali (formerly used the Arabic alphabet and Osmanya script)
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tagalog
Tahitian
Tatar (formerly used Arabic, 1927-1938 Latin-derived Janalif, then Cyrillic and since 2000 Latin again, but generally on the internet)
Tongan
Tswana
Turkish (formerly used the Arabic alphabet)
Turoyo (new Latin-based script, originally Syriac alphabet)
Vietnamese (formerly with Chữ nho and Chữ nôm)
Volapük
Võro
Walloon
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yoruba
Zulu

King_Friday · 2012-11-08 00:01:43

However the problem with her speaking so many languages but not having the comprehension or understanding to do so has led to a merge of all languages into a form of gibberish.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-08 01:35:43

Tell her I said "Hallo".

Justice4243 · 2012-12-29 04:20:28

Guess I should mention Lain is almost a year old.

She got to visit her Grandmother and Great Grandmother for the first time this last week. They will miss her happy noises (which she makes pretty constantly).

She can say a few basic words "Mama, Dada" And the names of a few pets "Boogly, Beef, Shinta" (Shinta is my mom's, Lain's Grandma's pet. Formerly mine in another age...).

I've been taking public transit a bit more lately as it turns out that Portland Public transit breaks face and makes it easy to get just about anywhere as where Los Angeles's public transit system sucks tons of ass.

I have to take Lain out of her stroller on the Buses, she uses this opportunity to attempt to befriend anyone that will look her direction.

I'll probably post pics soon, I gut a bunch I need to sort through because of our trip.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-29 04:36:31

The idea of a baby saying "boogly beef" is hilarious to me and I do not know why.

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-12-29 05:23:21

It's goddamn inherently hilarious.

Mr. Darcy · 2012-12-29 15:48:11

<Waiter> How's your beef, madam?

<Lain> Boogly!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-29 22:29:14

Gilda said:
<Waiter> How's your beef, madam?

<Lain> Boogly!

yes.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-30 03:31:45

Actually, if that was Waiterman, that response might not be so far off. :P

Justice4243 · 2012-12-30 19:06:10

chef one of the costumers said the beef was "boogly"

i dong know that that means weaiterman

well the costumer was an infant if that helps

crap i dont think any of our steaks are suitable for babies

im going to have to blend one

good idrea

we dont want people to think we arent family friendly

im going to put a bunch of other stuff kids like

even better idea

later...

chef that table is mad about your "kid suprise"

but i blended it really good and put stuff that kids like like cookies and milk and blankets and pacifiers and toys

i think it was the last two they had an issue with

they deidnt want to feed their baby cloth, plastic, or rubber

i think only goats would be able to eat what you made

well i did say i made it out of stuff kids like

Mr. Darcy · 2012-12-30 19:10:56

A kid'll eat ivy, too. Wouldn't you?

Justice4243 · 2013-01-01 03:24:11

why is this (other thread) not about Justice's daughter

She and I had a horrible adventure, when I decided to see how well her stroller (with her in it, of course) could handle the small forest area on the border of our house.

The stroller held up fine... actually Lain did too. My aching muscles from lifting the stroller out of blackberry bushes and legs that where viciously assaulted by black berry thorns did not fair so well.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-01-01 06:10:53

Yeah I remember that.

I would play that game.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-04 14:47:37

Less fun version:

Lain gets sick, has to be nursed back to health while sharing a bed with her parents and infects them both.

King_Friday · 2013-01-07 10:44:16

I HATE that scenario.

Also, Laila has resorted to calling all our cats Beef-cake now. She even called my mum's tiny Siamese "Beefcake" whilst he was on her skype lap. I tried to explain that he was more Meatloaf than Beefcake, but she wasn't listening.

Mr. Darcy · 2013-01-07 12:49:59

Would he do anything for love?

Justice4243 · 2013-01-09 05:32:35

Friday walked to the local Asian grocery store and picked up a bunch of stuff.

Turns out Lain likes Pocky. She licked all the strawberry stuff off one and discarded the left over stick.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-01-09 05:35:18

Justice42 said:
Turns out Lain likes Pocky. She licked all the strawberry stuff off one and discarded the left over stick.

somehow, I find this hilarious.

One-Winged Eagle · 2013-01-09 07:09:11

I used to do that. I was eight then, I think.

Tre · 2013-01-09 07:17:24

King_Friday said:
Also, Laila has resorted to calling all our cats Beef-cake now. She even called my mum's tiny Siamese "Beefcake" whilst he was on her skype lap. I tried to explain that he was more Meatloaf than Beefcake, but she wasn't listening.

Justice4243 · 2013-01-09 07:27:05

Yep.

Justice4243 · 2013-03-04 16:04:01

Apparently Lain, who is 14 months old, has figured out how touch screens work (she knows how to drag her finger to get the screen to move and to tap the screen to open messages).

Do we know how to raise hacker babies, or what?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 16:23:39

obligatory Lain joke goes here

Justice4243 · 2013-03-04 16:49:00

What's great is this technically means she knows how to (somewhat) work a computer before she can walk (unassisted).

Justice4243 · 2013-04-20 12:29:40

She's walking now.

Also, she's having a better childhood than you (yes, YOU) ever did:

Don't feel bad, though. She's having a better childhood than her parents ever did, too.

Princess Alice · 2013-04-20 12:39:21

You know, when most people camp they try to keep bears OUT of their tents

I guess Lain isn't afraid to take a walk on the wild side

lee4hmz · 2013-04-20 12:40:36

I like her play tent. :D

My niece doesn't have much MLP stuff because she's more of a Disney Princesses and Nickelodeon (anything on Nickelodeon) girl. That and she's 8 now and probably a bit old for stuff like that. My nephew's still too little to have much of a preference in anything.

Princess Alice · 2013-04-20 12:42:54

I buy my cousin (who'll be 3 in August) MLP stuff sometimes, more because I like it than anything else.

I bought her a Rainbow Dash plushie for Christmas and she loved it. Wouldn't let anybody else touch her pony.

lee4hmz · 2013-04-20 12:46:52

Awwww. :D

Justice4243 · 2013-04-20 12:51:49

I should get Lain MLP plushies, the play tent is the only MLP thing she has.

I, however, have a calendar from the dollar store and four of those little mini-figures.

Princess Alice · 2013-04-20 13:02:11

Heh, I have the dollar store calendar too. Apparently my dad saw it before Christmas and he was like "I HAVE TO GET THIS FOR HER"

A have a nice little collection of the figures. I have the mane six (still in their packaging), three or four of last year's McDonald's toys, a crystal blind bag Applejack, and a handful of tiny G3 figures my mom got for me. Oh, and a crystal Twilight keychain.

Justice4243 · 2013-04-20 13:04:39

I think mine are all the crystal blind bags. I have Pinkie, Twilight, and Rarity.

Also some green pinkie repaint with an apple pie on her flank.

Justice4243 · 2013-05-02 01:41:37

Having a stressful day.

...OK, in hind-site it wasn't all bad.

Justice4243 · 2013-05-02 02:30:58

In related news, I've decided build a bear is kinda creepy.

Especially with the ponies. You pick out a head with just a flaccid body attached and then you hand off to an employee who fills it with stuffing. Before the body is sealed, a small fabric heart (that is offered to the child who the toy will soon belong to to kiss) is put inside.

There's got to be some sort of Kabbalist ritual this whole thing resembles.

Princess Alice · 2013-05-02 03:28:21

^^ D'awww...

Anonus · 2013-05-02 03:43:26

I got a Build-A-Bear polar bear last year

It wears sunglasses

I don't know if I'll be going back...they didn't have ponies then.

Princess Alice · 2013-05-02 03:52:57

A Build-A-Bear pony would make a great birthday gift for a Central Avenue.

Just sayin'.

Obā-san · 2013-05-02 09:37:56

wait wrong thread

how did i even do that?

Justice4243 · 2013-05-02 12:33:04

They had Pinkie and Rainbow Dash. I was told they'd probably add the rest of the main six over the next year.

Justice4243 · 2013-05-02 18:15:31

In related news. My daughters love of her Pinkie Pie plush lead to Friday sitting down with her to watch MLP:FiM. Friday admits that it's "Better than the average Cartoon aimed at girls."

I told her the best episodes have yet to come. So far, she likes Applejack the least. :P

Princess Alice · 2013-05-02 18:22:50

Hahaha that's great

Justice4243 · 2013-05-02 18:36:07

Friday also doesn't understand why Rarity is my favorite. Hopefully Dog and Pony show will clear some of that up.

Mr. Darcy · 2013-05-03 04:02:14

What did she think of Gilda? :p

Justice4243 · 2013-05-03 10:09:58

She liked that episode, not sure what she felt towards Gilda specifically.

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