You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
So, Lain had to have some blood-work done a few weeks. Her iron count was a little low (Friday is a pretty serious anemic, so Lain there was some concern Lain be as well, though we've been told my super-blood genes should keep this at bat), we had to get her blood tested.
The lab was a short walk, so we made the trek to another building. At the blood lab we where greeted by two Asian ladies, who spoke accented English, and came to the sad realization that it was not either of the two adults who needed blood drawn, but the baby whose day they where about to ruin.
They broke out a little mini-needle (mini-for blood drawing at least, I donate blood regularly, so this was pretty small in comparison) and used it to siphon out some of Lains nerd, hacker blood for testing and probably use in nefarious experiments.
Lain was NOT happy. She's cried the entire time the needle was in her and didn't feel like stopping when it was out.
One of the ladies tried to placate her with a stuffed duck, but it was no use. She opted to give us the duck which was pretty nice, because free stuff rules, and there's basically no such thing as too many baby toys.
Lain fell asleep/passed out before we where even outside, because her ability to give a fuck is pretty limited to the couple minutes after anything bad has happened to her.
She does have anemia, but it's so mild it's not even worth having her take iron supplements for.
At least we got a duck out of it. Maybe if Vampires left stuffed animals they'd have a better rap.
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
There was a kid in my middle school named Hans Christian Andersen.
I seemed to be one of very few people who knew who he was named after, for some reason.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You fool! Don't you know that posting someone's first and last name on the internet means they'll automatically have their credit cards, their mortgage, and their significant other stolen by trolls?
You fool! Don't you know that posting someone's first and last name on the internet means they'll automatically have their credit cards, their mortgage, and their significant other stolen by trolls?
You fool! Don't you know that posting someone's first and last name on the internet means they'll automatically have their credit cards, their mortgage, and their significant other stolen by trolls?
You fool! Don't you know that posting someone's first and last name on the internet means they'll automatically have their credit cards, their mortgage, and their significant other stolen by trolls?
reminds me of the best Youtube comment of all time.
Damn Lain must be fucked up on some heavy shit, that lil nigga be seeing smoke coming outta her damn fingers. I'm guessing some pretty hardcore LSD, yo.
Seriously. I like want to get this framed. It's just so perfect.
^^^ Well, if you know anything about the symptoms of a psychotic break (specifically as related to schizoaffective and dissociative disorders), the hand-smoke thing makes a lot of sense. But you probably knew that already, and it's still a funny comment.
^^ When I was a baby, I once projectile vomited into my mother's mouth. Then I apparently laughed.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
That is a trippy-ass duck.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Duck be high as fuck.
Talkin' to babies and shit.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
BUT HOW? You're raising her in America.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
*shrug*
You're talking to someone who's part of a family where there are four Viktors and a Hans. Don't look at me for explanations.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
*notices that Justice's last name has been posted*
*scribbles down for further use*
*folds hands*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
reminds me of the best Youtube comment of all time.
Seriously. I like want to get this framed. It's just so perfect.