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The official Justice and King Friday have a frickin' baby thread.

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edited 2012-01-05 22:32:29 in Talk

January 4th, 2012: 5:30 PM


King Friday: "I'm starting to get these pains. I'm not sure if they're contractions or not....I don't even know what contractions are suppose to feel like."

Justice: "Do I need to take you to the Hospital?"

King Friday: "They might be fake contractions... "

Justice: "Should I go online and look up what contractions are suppose to feel like?"

King Friday: "Sure."

Justice: *gets on computer, checks first site* "Well this site sucks..." *checks another, starts reading* "OK, well apparently there's a million different ways your contraction can feel....although THIS post makes it sound like you've started going into labor."

King Friday: "According to my sheet here, I don't need to worry until they're 5 to 10 minutes apart and 45 seconds long."

Justice: "...ARE they 5 to 10 minutes long and lasting more than 45 seconds?"

King Friday: "I'll start timing them."

January 4th, 2012: 6:45 PM


Justice: "Well, do we need to go to the hospital?"

King Friday: "They're not frequent enough, they could be fake"

January 5th, 2012: 1:30 AM


King Friday: "I think we need to go to the hospital."

Justice: * groggily* "Are your contractions longer?"

King Friday: "They're more frequent, and 45 seconds now. I timed one with stop watch."

Justice: *Gets up* "I'll get dressed" *puts on WWBatmanD T-shirt, starts packing computer*

King Friday: "Ulg, I'm adopting from now on."

Justice: "Yep, you're in labor."

King Friday: "How do you know?"

Justice: "You hit the stage in labor where you start spouting cliches."

King Friday: *laughing* "Shut up!"



January 5th, 2012: 3:30 AM


Nurse: *applying epidural (numbing drugs for pregnancy)* "You're actually having your contractions pretty quietly, most women are a lot more vocal at this stage. You're legs might start to go numb."

Justice: *pokes King Friday in the leg* "Can you feel that?"

King Friday: "If I kick you in the nuts, will you feel that?"

Nurses: *start laughing*

Justice: "You might need to prep another one of those."

January 5th, 2012: 9:30 AM


King Friday: *talking to nurse* "I think I actually started labor at around 5:30 last night."

Justice: "I warned you about labor bro!!! I told you dog!"


January 5th, 2012: 10:13 AM


Laila-Lain (middle name to be determined) Sauby is born. She's an arbitrary weight, height, and mercifully quiet.

January 5th, 2012: 1:30PM


King Friday: "What room are we in, now?"

Justice: "420, have babies all day."

King Friday *Starts singing "420 smoke babies all day."


January 5th, 2012: ???PM (While Justice is at home feeding cats


King Friday: *while feeding Lain, messes up* "Oh fuck" *realizes she just cussed in front of baby* "Oh shit!...Oh fu....Oh shi...Oh..."

January 5th, 2012: 7:00PM 


Justice decides to note more memorable parts of birth on Heaper's Hangout.



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