You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And of course, half the pictures on the "alice margatroid" tag are porn. >_<
I was disappointed to find that Danbooru mostly seemed to consist of Touhou porn (probable exaggeration).
Though not as disappointed as I was to discover that the kettle is broken/stolen/otherwise absent this morning, so I am tired and coffee-less, and apparently an addict.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm nocturnal, myself. I get up at like 2 in the afternoon and go to bed between 6-8.
Also, to this day when I see a picture of Patchouli and Alice I think "hey, it's Imi and Dove!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'd be lying if I said Dove and her love of all things ALICE didn't influence my decision to pick that as my "girl" name
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, like, I always liked the name Alice, because of Alice in Wonderland, but I worried that (a) it would sound too much like an "old lady" name and (b) naming myself after a children's book character was, well, childish.
Then Dove and I started calling each other "Alice" and it just seemed to fit both of us so well...that was when I kinda figured "this is my name, I'll choose what I like."
Kinda. Its not necessarily porn, but most of it is. It's fun to just throw the sickest things into the tags and find things that make you wanna vomit.
We wrote these plans took the order the architecture and followed them to the end until the gears ground cold and relentless there was no remorse we had none we kept on with no trace of a regret I never saw any blood no soul for the body watch them turn her scab covered skin into stone like a coal in the sky searching for the dawn for the last time bloated with white eyes wide we've come to an understanding you lose I profit high noon and there ain't no secrets no more excuses now our number's up let them lead us by the throat now just smile while the rope pulls tighter guilty is an understatement the hourglass is never right side up and all the time we try to tear the script up forgetting all the sour for the sweet the paragraph has never been so empty the mother dies with infant in arms the lifeless test tube, look what she's done evolution gave us a clock that's always winding down
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Though not as disappointed as I was to discover that the kettle is broken/stolen/otherwise absent this morning, so I am tired and coffee-less, and apparently an addict.
That sounds like a crime of the highest caliber...stealing the ability to boil water, that is. Not your caffeine addiction.
Before his 1997 title fight against Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield placed a 500,000-to-1 proposition bet that his ear would be chewed off, and then cut off his upper right lobe when nobody was looking and planted it in Tyson's mouth with a brutal left hook
I suddenly understand everything
^^ The fact that you specified me even though I wasn't in the thread today before this post is pretty impressive, Detective Squid.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Aww, waffles and an exemption from being shot! Thanks, squid!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Before his 1997 title fight against Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield placed a 500,000-to-1 proposition bet that his ear would be chewed off, and then cut off his upper right lobe when nobody was looking and planted it in Tyson's mouth with a brutal left hook
I suddenly understand everything
Oh man, and here I though Tyson was a psycho this entire time.
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her. Mike Tyson
I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off. Mike Tyson
I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful. Mike Tyson
I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. Mike Tyson
I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. Mike Tyson
A rally for Republican Party Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich in Las Vegas on Thursday morning was interrupted by local Nevada grindcore band Traumatic Anal Devastation.
Apparently the band showed up outside the rally, plugged their instruments in, and generated what Gingrich staffer Terry ‘The Stick’ Foley called “the sound of a tank driving through a minefield.” Police showed up and pulled the plug on the youthful thugs after about 5 minutes (the equivalent of 20 songs, according to estimates from our grindcore research staff). Singer (used very loosely) for the band Chip “Gravelthroat” Corbin said the inpromptu performance was a political statement based on the band’s agenda for equal rights, animal rights, and support of anti-war movements across the world. When asked how his band’s name reflected their political beliefs, Corbin stated “Traumatic Anal Devastation is obviously metaphorical for the way the government and capitalism has continually raped the public at-large.” When asked how people were supposed to understand the political nature of the lyrics given the undecipherable delivery of them, Corbin responded “Huh? What do you mean?” No reports of hearing loss or more than usual psychological damage from the Gingrich supporters who were present.
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Well, I am in no position to judge that.
I was disappointed to find that Danbooru mostly seemed to consist of Touhou porn (probable exaggeration).
Though not as disappointed as I was to discover that the kettle is broken/stolen/otherwise absent this morning, so I am tired and coffee-less, and apparently an addict.
^ That's Gelbooru, which is even worse!
I don't think it's an "old lady" name, since I have met Alices around my age IRL. It's maybe not all that common, I dunno.
YNTKT
Is that some kind of anime pron site?
I think so
aka Toucan Woman
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
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I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.
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I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
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I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I can't remember exactly who it was, but one of those hotshot heavyweight boxers enlisted into the Marine Corps as a publicity stunt.
He didn't last two weeks.