that seems like an absurd amount of work to eat a potato chip but I will at least admit it is physically plausible
it's not really that hard if you're not in a hurry and also don't want to get your hands greasy (e.g. if you're doing stuff on the computer and just want a snack)
that seems like an absurd amount of work to eat a potato chip but I will at least admit it is physically plausible
it's not really that hard if you're not in a hurry and also don't want to get your hands greasy (e.g. if you're doing stuff on the computer and just want a snack)
I guess if they're ruffled chips and they're all perfectly flat it wouldn't be so bad
i don't actually eat potato chips with a fork all the time
i've eaten them using my hands, a spoon, a fork, chopsticks, even tongs once
that said if i've just added them as a lazy topping to some pasta-based dish, i'm not exactly going to use my hands just to eat the chips
if i want a snack while i want both my hands free to do whatever without greasing up everything around me (e.g. computer keyboard, phone, papers, etc.), i'll just grab a bowl, pour some chips into it, and get a fork
or, sometimes, a spoon, because i happen to be eating some other snack food at the time like a cup of yogurt and i don't feel like washing something else just because i was in the mood for potato chips
"wouldn't you be washing your hands while doing the dishes anyway?" true, but if i'm going to be sitting with some bowl of snacks for an hour or two while trying to reading a paper...
alternatively i can eat pretzels, which are non-greasy also often cheaper than potato chips
that said if i've just added them as a lazy topping to some pasta-based dish, i'm not exactly going to use my hands just to eat the chips
Pardon?
1. bring some water (not too much) to boil on high heat 2. dump in some mixed veggies 3. bring water to boil again on high heat 4. add pasta 5. bring water to boil again but on low/medium heat, leaving gap in pot lid to vent 6. let it boil for a while 7. when water is mainly gone but not mostly dry, pour into bowl 8. put some other water into pot to keep it moist so it doesn't become a pain to wash; put lid back on so the interior gets covered in vapor condensation 9. add some black beans to bowl
10. discover that the can of black beans was no-salt-added, or even if it had salt added, maybe the flavor isn't enough 11. add toppings. possible toppings include: cheese, bacon bits, potato chips, sour cream, kielbasa, salad dressing, etc.
I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
if i'm already using my hands to eat a burger, i'll use my hands for the chips a.k.a. fries
i know it's popular to serve potato chips a.k.a. crisps with a sandwich, so yeah, if i'm already eating my sandwich by hand then i might as well just use my hand for those
also, much easier to dig crisps out of a single-serving bag using my hand
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
OK, but I have to ask: does anyone else, when eating chips with a sandwich, actually put the chips on the sandwich?
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who, I ask
i can even eat potato chips with a fork
2. lift, possibly at an angle, such that the chip doesn't fall out
3. put chip in mouth
4. slide fork out
easy
this wasn't my idea; i learned it from my dad
The entire room, simultaneously: what the fuck
i've eaten them using my hands, a spoon, a fork, chopsticks, even tongs once
that said if i've just added them as a lazy topping to some pasta-based dish, i'm not exactly going to use my hands just to eat the chips
if i want a snack while i want both my hands free to do whatever without greasing up everything around me (e.g. computer keyboard, phone, papers, etc.), i'll just grab a bowl, pour some chips into it, and get a fork
or, sometimes, a spoon, because i happen to be eating some other snack food at the time like a cup of yogurt and i don't feel like washing something else just because i was in the mood for potato chips
"wouldn't you be washing your hands while doing the dishes anyway?"
true, but if i'm going to be sitting with some bowl of snacks for an hour or two while trying to reading a paper...
alternatively i can eat pretzels, which are non-greasy
also often cheaper than potato chips
2. dump in some mixed veggies
3. bring water to boil again on high heat
4. add pasta
5. bring water to boil again but on low/medium heat, leaving gap in pot lid to vent
6. let it boil for a while
7. when water is mainly gone but not mostly dry, pour into bowl
8. put some other water into pot to keep it moist so it doesn't become a pain to wash; put lid back on so the interior gets covered in vapor condensation
9. add some black beans to bowl
10. discover that the can of black beans was no-salt-added, or even if it had salt added, maybe the flavor isn't enough
11. add toppings. possible toppings include: cheese, bacon bits, potato chips, sour cream, kielbasa, salad dressing, etc. if i'm already using my hands to eat a burger, i'll use my hands for the chips a.k.a. fries
i know it's popular to serve potato chips a.k.a. crisps with a sandwich, so yeah, if i'm already eating my sandwich by hand then i might as well just use my hand for those
also, much easier to dig crisps out of a single-serving bag using my hand
that was a bad idea
it was amusing in retrospect though
where they expect you to use your hands for everything
screw utensils :-D we have jousting action
just a hunch.