You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Arguments are actually kind of fun when you have a handle on the topic matter, but eventually you get worn down by how the other guy's stubborn as hell and you get bored.
Also I keep forgetting to check my music, so the Youtube automatic playlist keeps going from Xiu Xiu to all sorts of weird bands and I don't notice until I finish writing my response to whatever the idiot said.
Apparently I actually like the Cure? I was hoping to go through life without liking the Cure, but I guess that's where we are now.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
What would happen if the Heapers went to Kmart and we were all like "OH YEAH! WE ARE AT KMART! ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS! WE ARE AT KMART!" but then the manager of the Kmart was a Kmart manager and she was all like "stop being so loud, here at kmart!" and we were like "oh yeah? stop being Kmart where we're so loud!" and the Kmart manager was like "you know, that's a very good point" and so she had all her Kmart employees pick up the Kmart and move it somewhere else but we got left behind and we're all like "OH YEAH! WE ARE NO LONGER AT KMART!"
I miss Kmart. It had the pharmacy that supplied me up until summer this year. The workers there knew the customers by name, and the automatic doors creaked, and not all the lights worked. The store wasn't very loud or crowded, and it was one of the only stores I actually liked to go to.
Now the store is empty, and soon to be turned into a different store.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I actually owe my existence to Kmart, in a way! My parents met there...
Also I keep forgetting to check my music, so the Youtube automatic playlist keeps going from Xiu Xiu to all sorts of weird bands and I don't notice until I finish writing my response to whatever the idiot said.
Apparently I actually like the Cure? I was hoping to go through life without liking the Cure, but I guess that's where we are now.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This was presented as an example of a brand's social media presence being out-of-touch but I don't know how else a reasonable person is supposed to interpret "Word 2016" with a capital W and no punctuation
"Word" as slang used for affirming something, plus no punctuation. That's how I interpreted it. I wouldn't call it out-of-touch but I would call it silly.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
implied comma, as you can tell especially from a word processor being "the worst year" making no sense
nah, it makes sense, "year" meaning "this year's release"
like how you'd talk about a football team's year, or w/e
Yeah, that's how I read it
If you're some bored underpaid intern searching for mentions of Microsoft Office products, I don't think it's unreasonable to interpret that tweet the way they did
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also I keep forgetting to check my music, so the Youtube automatic playlist keeps going from Xiu Xiu to all sorts of weird bands and I don't notice until I finish writing my response to whatever the idiot said.
Apparently I actually like the Cure? I was hoping to go through life without liking the Cure, but I guess that's where we are now.
Liking The Cure is just fine.
^
more than anything they were a really fine art rock band during their prime :T
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My coffeemaker doesn't heat the water as fast as Mom's Keurig does, but that's ok, because it also didn't cost $200.
Dropping in before I fuck off to say that I think 2016 has finally had a death that really hurts me in Carrie Fisher.
(Bowie being a close second, of course. I think the fact that he had the best possible send off helped me deal with his death. This, on the other hand, happens pretty much at the worst time possible.)
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
A Very Important Video.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
like how you'd talk about a football team's year, or w/e
hmmmm
the shameless kiss of vanity,
the soft and the black and the velvety
up tight against the side of me... The buildup to "The Kiss" is divine but I can't really quote Hadean guitar pyrotechnics.
(Bowie being a close second, of course. I think the fact that he had the best possible send off helped me deal with his death. This, on the other hand, happens pretty much at the worst time possible.)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Or, as Ms. Fisher would probably best appreciate: FUCK THIS YEAR AND FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
Farewell, Princess Leia.