There's an article making the rounds on Twitter about a guy whose wife got pregnant after he pressured into an open relationship and I REFUSE to read it
There's an article making the rounds on Twitter about a guy whose wife got pregnant after he pressured into an open relationship and I REFUSE to read it
One thing's for sure: The alt-right went from 0 to tumescent in seconds once they read the title.
Had to grab some tissues before they even got down to angrily denounce feminazi culture
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am genuinely not sure what Lester's trying to say here
Is this one of those things where the cartoonist feels his opinion to be so self-evident that he doesn't realize his cartoon only makes sense if you already agree with him?
Lions are a symbol of England. He's just saying that the UK have turned on their former master. And since the lion is bigger and more drawn this is probably natural and good. Pretty banal.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Princess Alice: I won't tell you and your goons anything, you hear me!
Headmistress: I know you have... issues with authority, but today was extreme, even for you. It will take weeks to get the smell of toothpaste out, and to get the color out of the windows. Is everything all right? Is there anything we need to talk about?
Alice: I was standing up for my rights! Prank day is a tradition!
Alice: -angrily slams a faded yellowed piece of paper on the Headmistress's desk-
Headmistress (reading): "Today is prank day. By order of the crown, the princess can do whatever she wants. Signed, Princess Meredith, November sixth 1983". Alice, writing something doesn't make it true, even for Princesses like Meredith.
Alice: I'm pretty sure that's exactly what being a princess means. That's how rules are made.
Headmistress: Also, November 6th was Sunday. It was also a Sunday in 1983.
Alice: It doesn't say that prank day is November 6th. It says that prank day is today.
Headmistress: It does not. Where does it say November Seventh?
Alice: It says, "Today" is prank day. Today. What day is it?
Headmistress (sighing): Today.
Alice: Exactly. -sits down-
Whoopie Cushion: -whoopie cushion noises-
Alice: What? NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Headmistress: Nobody will ever believe you. You are excused. Happy prank day.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I feel like I'm one of 6 people, even on the Heap, who would have noticed this
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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if I'm allowed to ask
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
having fun, I see
All I've done is read books and play on my PS3
But I'm back to work tomorrow.
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