You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Planet Jane
Location: Melbourne | Name: like seriously do i have to spell it out it's in her freakin' handle | Policital Views: Witch Nationalist
Why do you dislike Jane Eyre again, and while I'm at it are there any other books common in English lit classes that you dislike so I can see if we're opposed more. That would be fun.
i liked the early sections about school and how things were not good for jane and such, but then it became an incomprehensible romance story with a complete fucking asshole so totally unappealing it's difficult to understand the psychology of a character into him.
i was pretty good with the rest of ye olde classic canon. i like jane austen and beowulf, which are very similar in that
Hm, so we're not so in disagreement, then. Boring.
you're boring
actually I don't think I hated anything in English class es as much as jane eyre
owen meany seemed pretty dull, but I never actually read it
Did you read Return of the Native? That's the only book I've ever read that I've disliked (at least that I can think of off the top of my head).
I never liked Harley Quinn, and I never found the Joker at all interesting or compelling. Neither for Two-face, whose good side is almost never shown. Anyways, I like Batman, The Animated Series, but my brother likes it, so I automatically like it, so it could be terrible for all I care (I enjoy watching it).
The Joker and Batman aren't two sides of a coin, one's an evil clown and the other's a bat-dressed man who punches evil.
Catwoman is a good Batman Foil if you're going for blindingly obvious.
But I always liked the Penguin as the batman foil. Sophisticated richman with cool toys and an animal motif. Penguin also brings an innate silliness to Batman media. I mean, just try to make a serious Penguin Tragic Backstory, you can't!
Penguin is what Batman would be if he was evil and derpish. And what we all want in life is an evil, derping, batman.
Google maps is the worst idea humanity ever had. Let's reveal all of the topography to everyone; and make invasion trivially easy.
NOT MY FAULT THAT EARTH GETS INVADED IN 2018 BY ALIENS WHO TURN IT INTO A TACKY DRUGSTORE. I TOLD YOU GUYS TO BOYCOTT GOOGLE.
do you also get upset about wheelchair ramps because of daleks
No, because Daleks are like non-benevolent cows who would have trouble getting down a steep slope. Wheelchair ramps are the perfect trap for the old pepper shakers.
Basically, Joker works best in the confines of the Bat universe, partially because most heroes could wipe the floor with him and partially because a lot of what makes Joker special is his adoration of Batman and jokes and sometimes Harley combined with his utter contempt for almost everything, sometimes including Batman.
Harley functions a bit better without Batman, though her tendency to be in magnets with Joker and/or Ivy does limit her
Arkham City's version of Penguin was actually a pretty good "serious" take on him, although he only looked like he had a flipper because Bruce broke his arm right at the start of the game.
Dang it, now you guys are gonna show me some canon comic where Bat-mite is some drug-addicted homeless child or something; or where Ace the Bat-Hound is actually a Dachsund, or where Superman has a walrus mustache and an eyepatch.
Donald "I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him" Trump winning the Republican nomination would be the greatest thing to happen to the Democratic Party in decades
Not gonna happen, but a girl can dream, no?
Donald "I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful" Trump for president.
Things keep going wrong anyway, so let's ride to hell on the back of a demented clown-king.
There was Hush, but I don't like him. He feigns Batman rival status but he doesn't have the training or equipment to back it up
I dunno if I would call Ra's a Batman clone, at least not in the way Hush (or, say, Prometheus) is. But yeah. The best thing about Hush is when Batman broke up with Catwoman because she whispered "hush" in his ear and he thought that meant she was part of the conspiracy.
Donald Trump is the soggy toast of humanity. Contemptible, yes, but not abominable. I reserve my creative bile for Orson Scott Card and my hateful bile for the south park guys.
I dunno if I would call Ra's a Batman clone, at least not in the way Hush (or, say, Prometheus) is. But yeah. The best thing about Hush is when Batman broke up with Catwoman because she whispered "hush" in his ear and he thought that meant she was part of the conspiracy.
Haven is right, this is inherently ridiculous.
Also, we call these characters "dark mirrors," remember?
I dunno if I would call Ra's a Batman clone, at least not in the way Hush (or, say, Prometheus) is. But yeah. The best thing about Hush is when Batman broke up with Catwoman because she whispered "hush" in his ear and he thought that meant she was part of the conspiracy.
Haven is right, this is inherently ridiculous.
Also, we call these characters "dark mirrors," remember?
Furthermore The Ventriloquist is the dark opposite of Batman, because The Ventriloquist is a man with an evil dummy that acts like Al Capone, and Batman is not a man with an evil dummy that acts like Al Capone
Like, BTAS is the best batman cartoon, but BATB is important to have because it does comedic Batman with the same care and devotion that BTAS does to dramatic batman
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
then again its WBA contemporaries included luminary shows like Loonatics Unleashed, Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island, and Johnny Test, which it has to have been much better than
Like, BTAS is the best batman cartoon, but BATB is important to have because it does comedic Batman with the same care and devotion that BTAS does to dramatic batman
I really enjoyed that aspect of The Brave and The Bold. The episode where Joker and Batman team up against Owlman is easily one of my favorite from that show.
Furthermore The Ventriloquist is the dark opposite of Batman, because The Ventriloquist is a man with an evil dummy that acts like Al Capone, and Batman is not a man with an evil dummy that acts like Al Capone
I hope everyone appreciates the semiotics of Batman
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
What interests me about them is the sheer care that Joker puts into their relationship.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Harley functions a bit better without Batman, though her tendency to be in magnets with Joker and/or Ivy does limit her
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
There was Hush, but I don't like him. He feigns Batman rival status but he doesn't have the training or equipment to back it up
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
This is media starring a millionaire who dresses up as a bat and punches people. You can't take that all the way seriously.
Arkham Knight tried to do that, and it just made things awkward
AT THE SAME TIME
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead