You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Last customer of the day, stayed an hour past closing time and easily would've stayed until midnight or later if we hadn't all but physically booted her out.
Was the customer attempting to escape pursuit by using the store as a sanctuary?
Was the customer homeless?
Was the customer waiting for someone, or simply lonely and there were people in the store?
Was the customer Central Avenue who hates being kicked out of stores?
Was the customer remembering a time fifty years ago when the store wasn't there?
Was the customer a shapeshifter who was looking to rob the store so as to steal the fake coin in the cash register which is actually a key to a briefcase which contains the codes to open the door to the vault which leads into the underground mansion?
Was the customer conducting a social experiment to see how long it would take before the staff resorted to physical force?
Was the customer the only one who realizes that all the clocks in the world have been set to be one hour behind by the venusians who want to infiltrate the earth but cannot comprehend the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny and thus cannot launch an effective strike against humanity because of a lack of understanding of human thought?
No, the customer was wanting to print some menus but could not deal with the most minute details being "off" such as one page having a millimeter more right margin than the others, etc. Extremely picky and impossible to satisfy.
But those menus were code. Codes that encoded something important and interesting that we mere background-character in the greats story will never know.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The APEX Smash tournament has been called off because the hotel conveniently forgot to tell them that the garage roof fell in due to the snowstorm, rendering the building structurally unsound. The tournament organisers only found out when someone pulled the fire alarm, and the fire marshall literally condemned parts of the building. Lawsuit time!
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edited 24th Oct '10 5:26:43 PM by CentralAvenue
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
it was very close.
I think several of us were considering murder
Was the customer homeless?
Was the customer waiting for someone, or simply lonely and there were people in the store?
Was the customer Central Avenue who hates being kicked out of stores?
Was the customer remembering a time fifty years ago when the store wasn't there?
Was the customer a shapeshifter who was looking to rob the store so as to steal the fake coin in the cash register which is actually a key to a briefcase which contains the codes to open the door to the vault which leads into the underground mansion?
Was the customer conducting a social experiment to see how long it would take before the staff resorted to physical force?
Was the customer the only one who realizes that all the clocks in the world have been set to be one hour behind by the venusians who want to infiltrate the earth but cannot comprehend the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny and thus cannot launch an effective strike against humanity because of a lack of understanding of human thought?
Was the customer I, DIO?
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Maybe me and Pyridrym can be the roguelike twins or something