The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder if anyone in the world is still a fan of New Kids on the Block
  • kill living beings
    i like em
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    figures
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Nuke Ids, Freud Was Dumb
  • William Shakespeare's take on the popular series: Doom.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Myth of the Relevant Freud.
  • Nuke IDs: Freud Was Dumb

    (headline)
  • compression front
  • edited 2015-01-29 18:56:14
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    My psych teacher loathed Freud, and made no secret of it. She pretty obviously wished she could teach less about him.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    superego
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Who died and made you Sigmund Freud?
  • kill living beings
    Sigmund Freud
  • edited 2015-01-29 18:59:46
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Carl Jung.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Lacan

    Sexuation graphs
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    bleeding-heart libertarian
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Open-heart conservative.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    open heart surgery
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Wikipedia has helpfully informed me that the incidence of strokes in cardiac surgery patients is higher in those at risk of stroke.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    people die when they are killed, and I am going to work now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    people die when they are killed, and I am going to work now

    Are those two things related? :o
  • I should go donate plasma soon I guess.

    I'll alllllmost be able to afford new lenses after this week

    if my calculations are correct I'll be 10 bucks short
  • which is irritating
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Bring back reactive touchscreens.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    rogue is actually a pretty cool game

    it's definitely a lot simpler, but that's not really a bad thing?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    like, there are no character classes, you always start the dungeon with the same equipment, potions and scrolls you have to name yourself (except for a select few like HP potions and Scrolls of identify)

    I don't think there's a way to see if one type of weapon is better than the other

    Levelups seem to only give you HP, but I think they also affect accuracy? idk
  • long lines at the plasma place
  • Tresoir Laboratories

    Open-Heart Consergery
  • apparently if i get below 175 lbs i get 5 less a week
  • that's a tad annoying
  • 5 less what?  $ a week?

    why would your paycheck be dependent on your weight?
  • dollars, its not a paycheck it's the money i get from donating plasma

    if i weigh less i cant donate as much
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (2:11:31 AM) CentralAve: http://goo.gl/maps/dlKNk <-- oh hey, the graphical version of the "uneven lanes" sign
    (2:11:32 AM) Omnipresence: URL: [goo.gl] Google URL Shortener
    (2:15:49 AM) MikoPachi: hmm the sprite for the ship is almost identical when forwards and backwards. :)
    (2:17:24 AM) CentralAve: Mabel and Dipper's paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarents <-- why hasn't Lindsay Ellis sold this as a bumper sticker yet
    (2:17:29 AM) CentralAve: taxi
    (2:18:58 AM) Anonus: You know
    (2:19:02 AM) Anonus: I feel like watching some pokecapn
    (2:19:07 AM) CentralAve: do it!
    (2:19:57 AM) Anonus: Man
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    There's only now, there's only here

    Give in to love or live in fear

    No other path, no other way

    No day but today
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does anyone else remember the time Midnight Velvet and Joyeux and I sang the entirety of "La Vie Boheme" in some IJBM thread?
  • old IJBM?

    I don't think Joyeux has an IJBM2 account
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    OG IJBM, yeah
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Why DID they change it to Headscratchers
  • to suggest a feeling more of confusion than irritation
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    to suggest a feeling more of confusion than irritation

    Haha seriously?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is ee you rdrivin' round town with the Waiter I love and I'm like fuk you

    Chef, I apprciate the sentimenet
    but you should probably be paying more attention to the road than tyour karaoke machine

    You worry too mcuh, Watierman
    What's the woerst that could happen?

    WEEEE-OOOO

    Now look what you've done, chef.

    What are you talking about? It's the red and blue lights onf celerbratoin!

    stop the car, chef

    Good evening, sir. I'm sure you know why I've stopped you?

    to congratualate me for being such a safe driver?

    Sir, you blew through three stop signs in a row.

    Ooh, taht's a new reconrd!

    Uh-huh. Can I see your license and registration please?

    Wel, uh, officer,...i kinda left my wallet in my Old Man McGucket costume back at hte restaraunt

    Very well. Can I have your name and date of birth?

    My name's "Chef," with a C.

    And your surname?

    I don't have a Sir name, beccause I'm not a knight.

    Very funny, sir. What's your last name, though?

    Chef.

    Then what's your first name?

    Chef.

    So you're Chef Chef?

    No, just one "Chef".

    But you said it was your first name and your last name!

    It's my ONLY name, os of course it's first and last!

    *sigh* Whatever. Date of birth?

    3-15-2005.

    Chef, you're not 10 yaers old

    What are you talking about waiterman? How is 1975 ten year aso?

    You said 2005, sir.

    This is between me and watiermna, officer. Watierman, I clearly siad 1975.

    If you say so Chef.

    So your name is Chef and your date of birth is 3-15-1975?

    My name is Cook and my date of birth is 3-15-2005, yes.

    You're giving me a headache, sir.

    Is that a crime?

    No, but it should be.
  • Panurge said:

    to suggest a feeling more of confusion than irritation

    Haha seriously?
    I mean

    I assume so
  • can we still make Freud jokes

    because that is one of the few contexts where my TBGL fanboying is allowed
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Well, Freud is a joke by very definition, so.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Literary theory will give up on psychoanalysis the moment insight wank gives up on
    Memetics
  • TreTre
    edited 2015-01-29 23:40:34
    image
    Tiny: "So that's what it's all about? You're trying to compensate for the lack of love in your childhood?"
    Big: "Er... uh... don't you think we have more serious problems to handle?"
    Tiny: "Denial is just typical in cases like yours."
    Big: "Listen, Dr. Freud, I'd really love to proceed analyzing our kinky sandbox relationship, but don't we have pants to save?"
    Tiny: "We have a world to save."
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