The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think I got blindsided so much because I was half asleep. And I didn't reset because I was too half-asleep to give a fuck that I ruined a nearly perfect run.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ah, Imipolex G is doing speed runs! ^_^ You should post them! :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    For some reason, speedrunning Metroid games is insanely fun.

    But I wouldn't want to post mine, because they're nowhere near the best runs out there.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am on several shmup scoreboards but I am far from the top. ^_^ Except Kamui, where I am one of the better players.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I mean, my best time is 1 hour, 39 minutes. The world record is something like 27 minutes.

    quite a gap there
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The Touhou game I am the best at is Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. My highest score in that game is like ~150 million. The world record is well over 600 million. That doesn't stop me from playing it and having fun!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well sure, there's nothing wrong with playing it and having fun.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    When you do a speed run that satisfies you, even if isn't the best, I recommend sharing it! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Actually it's fun to see players progress. There is certainly a lot of progression from me. :p "omg you guys Flandre is too hard" vs. "so yeah I just got to Flandre's 8th health bar and I still haven't gotten hit."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well, if you want to watch 99 minutes of me flailing around planet Zebes, perhaps I'll post one at some point.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Don't flail around, though. Plan a good method and execute it! :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have it all pretty much memorized.

    There is one part I need to do some more, however, to ensure I don't mess it up.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ah :D That is the stuff I like to see. :)
  • kill living beings
    Tre said:

    image

    why is what is presumably the name of chipotle's owning corp censored
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chef Excellence
  • edited 2014-03-11 09:55:24
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    FAIRY WARS - SPELL CARDS

    Cirno - Perfect Freeze

    LILY WHITE (ROUTE A)
    N/A

    LUNA CHILD (ROUTE A)
    Moon Sign "Lunatic Rain"
    Moon Sign "Luna Cyclone"

    DAIYOUSEI (ROUTE A1)
    N/A

    STAR SAPPHIRE (ROUTE A1)
    Shooting Star "Petit Comet"
    Stardust "Sprinkle Piece"
    Star Sign "Twinkle Sapphire"

    SUNNY MILK (ROUTE A1)
    Sunlight "Sunshine Blast"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE A1)
    Light Sign "Rutile Flection" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Sunfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Sky Sign "Elfin Canopy" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    LILY BLACK (ROUTE A2)
    N/A

    SUNNY MILK (ROUTE A2)
    Rainbow Light "Prism Flash"
    Light Fairy "Diamond Ring"
    Light Sign "Blue Deflection"

    STAR SAPPHIRE (ROUTE A2)
    Starlight "Star Laser"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE A2)
    Light Sign "Triple Meteor" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Starfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Bright Star "Orion Belt" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    DAIYOUSEI (ROUTE B)
    N/A

    SUNNY MILK (ROUTE B)
    Sun Sign "Aggressive Light"
    Sun Sign "Direct Sunlight"

    LILY WHITE (ROUTE B1)
    N/A

    STAR SAPPHIRE (ROUTE B1)
    Shooting Star "Comet Stream"
    Stardust "Piece Shower"
    Star Sign "Shooting Sapphire"

    LUNA CHILD (ROUTE B1)
    Moonlight "Silent Storm"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE B1)
    Light Sign "Bright Night" (led by Luna Child)
    Moonfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Luna Child)
    Sky Sign "Break Canopy" (led by Luna Child)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    LILY BLACK (ROUTE B2)
    N/A

    LUNA CHILD (ROUTE B2)
    Moonlight "Dark Stillness"
    Hindering Light "Moonlight Wall"
    Night Sign "Night Fairies"

    STAR SAPPHIRE (ROUTE B2)
    Starlight "Star Storm"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE B2)
    Light Sign "Extensive Meteor" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Starfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Bright Star "Great Triangle" (led by Star Sapphire)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    LILY BLACK (ROUTE C)
    N/A

    STAR SAPPHIRE (ROUTE C)
    Star Sign "Starlight Rain"
    Star Sign "Red Star"

    LILY WHITE (ROUTE C1)
    N/A

    SUNNY MILK (ROUTE C1)
    Flickering Light "Fatal Flash"
    Light Fairy "Cross Diffusion"
    Light Sign "Yellow Deflection"

    LUNA CHILD (ROUTE C1)
    Moonlight "Silent Flower"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE C1)
    Light Sign "Full Moon Night" (led by Luna Child)
    Moonfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Luna Child)
    Falling Light "Triple Light" (led by Luna Child)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    DAIYOUSEI (ROUTE C2)
    N/A

    LUNA CHILD (ROUTE C2)
    Moonlight "Moon Stillness"
    Light Barrier "Wall Break"
    Moonlight "Silent Cyclone"

    SUNNY MILK (ROUTE C2)
    Sunlight "Sunshine Needle"

    THREE FAIRIES OF LIGHT (ROUTE C2)
    Light Sign "Hyper Inflection" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Sunfire "Ice Dissolver" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Violent Light "Sunburst" (led by Sunny Milk)
    Team Tech "Fairy Overdrive"
    "Three Fairies"

    LILY WHITE & DAIYOUSEI (EXTRA)
    N/A

    KIRISAME MARISA (EXTRA)
    Light Sign "Mysterious Beam"
    Light Blast "Shoot the Little Moon"
    Magic Bullet "Test Slave"
    Closure Sign "Big Crunch"
    Love Sign "Master Spark-like Flashlight"
    Unsealed Magic "Open Universe"
    Magic Cross "Grand Cross"
    Shooting Star "Super Perseid"
    "Blazing Star-like Tag"
    "Fairy Destruction Ray"
  • i need:

    * more pants that i actually like

    * another pack of white t-shirts
  • also some cool accessories and shit idk
  • my accessory game is a total disgrace tbqh
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I want to have beer and weed and painkillers all at the same time.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    so depressed
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    *hugs the Miko*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have Channel Orange, i don't think it's a bad album
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this may not mean much, i can't actually think of any instance when i bought an album and thought it was a bad album
  • I need to be somewhere at 9:30 AM.

    At about 10 PM the night before, I decided that I need to go to sleep early.

    Cue several hours of doing the dishes, general cleaning, playing War of the Human Tanks, reading things on the internet, replying to people on the internet, and playing with my pitch-bending SoundTouch plugin on foobar2000 to see how B major songs sound in B-flat major (and other key adjustments).  It is now 4:24 AM.

    fug
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Been there.

    Good luck.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • i'm still not asleep yet

    what is wrong with me
  • but this song is a remix of one of my favorite songs

    i have to finish listening to it

    and then finish writing up this list
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    What song?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tachyon said:

    *hugs the Miko*

    :)
  • edited 2014-03-11 09:56:17
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TEN DESIRES - SPELL CARDS

    Hakurei Reimu - Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal"

    Kirisame Marisa - Love Sign "Master Spark"

    Kochiya Sanae - Esoterica "Gray Thaumaturgy"

    Konpaku Youmu - Voidness Sword "Slash Clearing the Six Senses"

    NAMELESS MIDBOSS DIVINE SPIRIT
    N/A

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO
    Symbol "Dance of the Dead Butterflies" (Easy - Normal)
    Symbol "Dance of the Dead Butterflies -Cherry Blossoms-" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Ghostly Butterfly "Ghost Spot" (Easy - Normal)
    Ghostly Butterfly "Ghost Spot -Cherry Blossoms-" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Nether Sign "Endless Evening Cherry Blossoms"
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Saigyou Cherry Blossom Blizzard" (Hard - Lunatic)

    KASODANI KYOUKO
    Echo Sign "Mountain Echo" (Easy - Normal)
    Echo Sign "Mountain Echo Scramble (Hard - Lunatic)

    KASODANI KYOUKO II
    Echo Sign "Power Resonance"
    Mountain Echo "Long-Range Echo" (Easy - Normal)
    Mountain Echo "Amplify Echo" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Great Voice "Charged Cry" (Easy - Normal)
    Great Voice "Charged Yahoo!" (Hard - Lunatic)

    TATARA KOGASA
    Rainbow Sign "Umbrella Cyclone" (Hard - Lunatic)

    MIYAKO YOSHIKA
    Recovery "Heal by Desire"
    Poison Nail "Poison Raze" (Easy - Normal)
    Poison Nail "Poison Murder" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Desire Sign "Saved Up Desire Spirit Invitation" (Easy - Normal)
    Desire Sign "Score Desire Eater" (Hard - Lunatic)

    KAKU SEIGA
    Evil Sign "Yang Xiaogui" (Normal)
    Evil Sign "Guhun Yegui" (Hard - Lunatic)

    KAKU SEIGA & MIYAKO YOSHIKA
    Demonify "Zouhuo Rumo"
    Possession "Corpse Tongji" (Easy - Normal)
    Spirit Link "Tongling Yoshika" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Path Sign "Tao Fetal Movement"

    SOGA NO TOJIKO
    Thunder Arrow "Gagouji's Cyclone" (Normal - Hard)
    Thunder Arrow "Gagouji's Tornado" (Lunatic)

    MONONOBE NO FUTO
    Heaven Sign "Rainy Iwafune" (Easy - Normal)
    Heaven Sign "Iwafune Ascending to Heaven" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Throwing Dishes "Mononobe's Eighty Sake Cups"
    Blaze Sign "Blazing Winds of Haibutsu" (Easy - Normal)
    Blaze Sign "Sakuraiji in Flames" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Saint Girl "Oomonoimi's Dinner"

    TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO
    Honor "Colors of Twelve Levels" (Easy - Normal)
    Honor "Ranks of Twelve Levels" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Hermit Sign "Taoist of the Land of the Rising Sun" (Easy - Normal)
    Hermit Sign "Emperor of the Land of the Rising Sun" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Summon "Royal Clan's Chaotic Dance" (with Soga no Tojiko and Mononobe no Futo)
    Secret Treasure "Armillary Sphere of Ikaruga-dera" (Easy - Hard)
    Secret Treasure "Prince Shoutoku's Out-of-Place Artifact" (Lunatic)
    Light Sign "Halo of the Guse Kannon" (Easy - Normal)
    Light Sign "Guse Flash" (Hard - Lunatic)
    Discernment "Laser of Seventeen Articles" (Easy - Normal)
    Divine Light "Honour the Avoidance of Defiance" (Hard - Lunatic)
    "Falling Stars on Divine Spirit Mausoleum" (Easy - Normal)
    "Newborn Divine Spirit" (Hard - Lunatic)

    HOUJUU NUE (EXTRA)
    Unknown "Will-o'-Wisps in Unknown Orbit"
    Unknown "Skyfish with Unknown Shape"
    Unknown "Youkai Orb of Unknown Mechanics"

    FUTATSUIWA MAMIZOU (EXTRA)
    First Duel "Primate Danmaku Transformation"
    Second Duel "Carnivorous Danmaku Transformation"
    Third Duel "Avian Danmaku Transformation"
    Fourth Duel "Amphibian Danmaku Transformation"
    Fifth Duel "Scrolls of Frolicking Animals"
    Sixth Duel "Tanuki's Monstrous School"
    Seventh Duel "Wild Deserted Island"
    Transformation "Pseudo-Exorcism of the Stupid Shrine Maiden"
    "Mamizou Danmaku in Ten Transformations"
    Raccoon Sign "Full Moon Pompokolin"

    SAIGYOUJI YUYUKO II (OVERDRIVE)
    Cherry Blossom Sign "Cherry Blossom Blizzard Hell"

    KASODANI KYOUKO III (OVERDRIVE)
    Mountain Echo "Yamabiko's Specialty Echo Demonstration"

    MIYAKO YOSHIKA II (OVERDRIVE)
    Poison Nail "Undead Murderer"

    KAKU SEIGA & MIYAKO YOSHIKA II (OVERDRIVE)
    Path Sign "TAO Fetal Movement ~Tao~"

    SOGA NO TOJIKO II (OVERDRIVE)
    Vengeul Spirit "Iruka's Thunder"

    MONONOBE NO FUTO II (OVERDRIVE)
    Saint Girl "Sun Goddess's Sacrifice"

    TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO II (OVERDRIVE)
    "Divine Spirits' Universe"

    FUTATSUIWA MAMIZOU II (OVERDRIVE)
    "Wild Carpet"
  • Tachyon said:

    What song?

    Nemurenai Yoru Wa (apparently an insert song in Slayers)

    here is the original:



    here is the remix:



    it's not the greatest remix in the world but it was still vaguely interesting
  • I am playing Rymdkapsel.

    It's a fun, very very very minimalist strategy game.
  • image

    approximately this minimalist, if you were curious.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
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  • my accessory game is a total disgrace tbqh

    i feel u

    my accessories are... uh.... jumpers? and i think i have a pair of cat ears somewhere? no neither of those are accessories

    im not sure i would suit most of the accessories i like though, i would lve to have like loads of ridiculous hippie ish necklaces or something but i could not pull that off

    perhaps i sshould get a hat since literally any hat suits me p well
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    HOPELESS MASQUERADE - SPELL CARDS

    HAKUREI REIMU (STORY)
    Charm "Shrine Prosperity Prayer Talismans"
    Charm "Fantastic High-Speed Prayer Talismans"
    Charm "Anti-Youkai Houi-Yoke Prayer"
    "Faith-Augmentation Prayer Ceremony" (with Toyosatomimi no Miko)
    "Main Two Religions' Nine-Syllable Self-Defense" (with Hijiri Byakuren)
    "Great Menreiki Expulsion" (with Toyosatomimi no Miko)
    "Trinity Religion Finale" (with Toyosatomimi no Miko and Hijiri Byakuren)

    KIRISAME MARISA (STORY)
    Star Sign "Millisecond Pulsar"
    Magic Sign "Blaze Away"

    KUMOI ICHIRIN & UNZAN (STORY)
    Fist Sign "Great Cumulus of Rage"
    Nyuudou "Genso-Tarou Cloud in Summer"

    HIJIRI BYAKUREN (STORY)
    Pestle Sign "Vajrapani's Incantation"
    Superhuman "Garuda's Wings"

    MONONOBE NO FUTO (STORY)
    Throwing Dishes "Kawarake Rotary Throw"
    Bow Sign "Star Dragon Bow"

    TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO (STORY)
    Virtue Sign "Prestige of Shoutoku"
    Light Sign "Lasers of Infinite Articles"

    KAWASHIRO NITORI (STORY)
    Water Sign "Summer Plastic Bottle Rocket"
    Youkai Battleship "Sanpei Fighter"

    KOMEIJI KOISHI (STORY)
    Instinct "Freudian"
    Thorn Sign "Confined Innocent"

    FUTATSUIWA MAMIZOU (STORY)
    Transformation "Garden of Flowers and Birds on a Full Moon"
    Transformation "Scrolls of Frolicking Animals"
    Transformation "Youkai World Gate of One Hundred Demons"
    "Shinto Shrine Gautama Buddha" (disguised as Reimu)
    "Benten Lute Priest" (disguised as Byakuren)
    "Playtime's Over!" (disguised as Miko)

    HATA NO KOKORO (STORY)
    Melancholy Sign "The Melancholic World is a Melancholic Cart"
    Joy Sign "Invigorated Kagura Lion"
    Anger Sign "Mask of an Angry Hated Wolf"
    "Monkey Possession"

    HAKUREI REIMU (VERSUS)
    Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal"
    Treasure "Yin-Yang Asuka'i"
    Divine Arts "Omnidirectional Dragon-Slaying Circle"
    "Fantasy Nature"

    KIRISAME MARISA (VERSUS)
    Love Sign "Master Spark"
    Comet "Blazing Star"
    Star Sign "Satellite Illusion"
    "Sungrazer"

    KUMOI ICHIRIN & UNZAN (VERSUS)
    Storm Sign "Autumn Storm Clouds of Buddhist Retribution"
    Cumulonimbus "Foreseeing Nyuudou Cloud"
    Fist Sign "Wind-Killing Confession"
    "Traditional Era of a Splendid Old Man"

    HIJIRI BYAKUREN (VERSUS)
    Heaven Sign "Master of the Great Trichiliocosm"
    Heaven Sign "Brilliance of Mahavairocana"
    Heaven Sign "Five-Element Mountain of Shakyamuni"
    "Angiras' Knowledge"

    MONONOBE NO FUTO (VERSUS)
    Wind Sign "Winds of Three-Wheel Plates"
    Blaze Sign "Taiyi True Fire"
    Fate "Gate Opening for Catastrophe"
    "Inferno Reformation"

    TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKO (VERSUS)
    Hermit Sign "Taoist of the Land of the Rising Sun"
    Tao Sign "Heavenly Ways in the Palm of One's Hand"
    Human Sign "Tradition of the Weak over the Strong"
    "Heed the Commands with Absolute Care"

    KAWASHIRO NITORI (VERSUS)
    Heavy Rain "Great War beneath the River"
    Bubble Sign "Fire! Bubble Dragon"
    Battle Machine "Fly! Sanpei Fight"
    "Super Scope 3D"

    KOMEIJI KOISHI (VERSUS)
    Suppression "Super-Ego"
    Instinct "Release of the Id"
    Dream Sign "Ancestors Are Watching You"
    "Brambly Rose Garden"

    FUTATSUIWA MAMIZOU (VERSUS)
    Transformation "Bunbuku Hot Soup Bathtub"
    Transformation "Youkai World Gate of One Hundred Demons"
    Transformation "Futatsuiwa Family's Clan"
    "Band of Infinitely Infinite Tanuki"

    HATA NO KOKORO (VERSUS)
    Angry Mask "Mask of an Angry Hated Wolf"
    Possession "Four Humors Possession"
    Melancholy Mask "The Man of Qi Worries about the Earth"
    "Dance of Empty-Hearted Masks: Noh of Darkness"
  • Cracked did an article on revenge porn

    It is incredibly not funny, but it does a good job of portraying exactly how terrible it is, so...some points?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't think I want to know what revenge porn is
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Fans of Epic Rap Battles of History: Disney may buy Maker Studios

    Though not a word about two of the biggest Disney deals in recent memory (Marvel and Lucasfilm) got out before they were agreed to...Disney may nix the Maker deal, if this is true
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LISTEN TO THE RADIO
  • edited 2014-03-11 15:18:48
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA

    I love how the singer mispronounced "mambo", rendering an already perplexing lyric (what does a mambo have to do with rock and roll?) complete nonsense.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    What's so nonsensical about playing a mamba, hmm? Are you discriminating against the International Snakeist Orchestra?
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