You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can't recall seeing anyone wear Homestuck apparel outside of a con, but I did see a car once that had stickers of all the zodiac symbols lined up on the trunk. Granted, that alone isn't a Homestuck reference, but each symbol seemed to be in its corresponding hemospectrum color as well.
i have a Sleuth Diplomacy shirt, and my brother has a Terezi shirt and John's ghost shirt.
i'm not sure how well-known it is IRL. i reviewed it in class once and there was one other person there who'd heard of it.
i've seen it referenced obliquely in sites that have nothing to do with Homestuck quite a lot (like the other day i saw somebody on a Doctor Who fansite refer to Amy as a 'bluh bluh huge bitch', for example).
It's definitely more of a teen thing than an older adult thing.
Are you kidding? I see people who think they're funny wearing rageface shirts all the time.
Wow, I honestly feel bad for you. I saw one woman wearing a YOLO shirt today, and thankfully that's pretty much the extent of my encounters with internet shit while not on the internet.
And yeah, Homestuck merch would have ton of appeal. I remember at least one girl that I had a class with last semester wearing a SBAHJ shirt.
I get the feeling that if I bought that shirt I'd love it for like a week then start hating it, culminating with me ripping it up to use the fabric for some entirely different apparel-based endeavor.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
lol, part of me wishes I could just buy the shirt and throw it from my computer screen to yours.
Partly because I'm feeling uncharacteristically generous today and just want you to be happy, and mostly because it'd be really awesome to throw stuff from computer to computer.
I think we established that the town you live in has some issues with taste, Mojave.
I live in a town most well known for killing the ecosystem of an entire mountain. Ya think?
What?
As a Granola I am deeply offended. how the hell did you manage to kill off the ecosystem of a fucking mountain? Did you surround it with Coal Power Plants?
I'd crunch your berries you dirty crunchy whore of a healthy snack you.
It's slang for naturefag
although granola specifically refers to people who go from deep suburban areas into our backyard (the mountains and parks and shit) who are amazed by trees and afraid of inchworms and stuff. Also the people who think the indians peacefully chose to live on the reservation. Also the people who make up 50% of the Grizzly Bears and Mountain Lions diet here.
I'd crunch your berries you dirty crunchy whore of a healthy snack you.
It's slang for naturefag
and it's slang for I'd nibble your clit.
in fact, fuck nibbling, I'd full on bite it. you deserve that and so much worse, you traitor. the elven people are dead because of you. the gnomes have finally achieved dominance over us and it's all your fault you slut, I will fucking end you.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
what would happen if i was secretly Haruhi Suzumiya all along
what would happen if i was secretly Haruhi Suzumiya all along
I would either flee the site and never look back or, in some hypothetical situation in which we come face to face, feel forced to murder you. Most likely the former.
in fact, fuck nibbling, I'd full on bite it. you deserve that and so much worse, you traitor. the elven people are dead because of you. the gnomes have finally achieved dominance over us and it's all your fault you slut, I will fucking end you.
100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says.
100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says.
in fact, fuck nibbling, I'd full on bite it. you deserve that and so much worse, you traitor. the elven people are dead because of you. the gnomes have finally achieved dominance over us and it's all your fault you slut, I will fucking end you.
100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says.
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so that's how you got them on your side. figures. the elders said you couldn't be trusted, that you'd misuse your powers, but we didn't listen.
just tell me this; why do you hate our village so much? what have we ever done to you, Viani Goldenrod?
in fact, fuck nibbling, I'd full on bite it. you deserve that and so much worse, you traitor. the elven people are dead because of you. the gnomes have finally achieved dominance over us and it's all your fault you slut, I will fucking end you.
100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says. 100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says.
100% of people who highlight this love Viani and agree with everything she says.
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so that's how you got them on your side. figures. the elders said you couldn't be trusted, that you'd misuse your powers, but we didn't listen.
just tell me this; why do you hate our village so much? what have we ever done to you, Viani Goldenrod?
Don't call be my that name anymore, you longful little child. I have ascended beyond your pure and whimsical life hugging trees and having flowing blonde hair. If my sexual depravity will bring the forests to nothing but ashes, so be it. I've grown above such virgin basis lifestyles.
Then again, you should take a few human bukkakes to heart, maybe you won't need that naturalization ceremony.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i'm not sure how well-known it is IRL. i reviewed it in class once and there was one other person there who'd heard of it.
i've seen it referenced obliquely in sites that have nothing to do with Homestuck quite a lot (like the other day i saw somebody on a Doctor Who fansite refer to Amy as a 'bluh bluh huge bitch', for example).
It's definitely more of a teen thing than an older adult thing.
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As a Granola I am deeply offended. how the hell did you manage to kill off the ecosystem of a fucking mountain? Did you surround it with Coal Power Plants?
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although granola specifically refers to people who go from deep suburban areas into our backyard (the mountains and parks and shit) who are amazed by trees and afraid of inchworms and stuff. Also the people who think the indians peacefully chose to live on the reservation. Also the people who make up 50% of the Grizzly Bears and Mountain Lions diet here.
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If you were Haruhi we presumably couldn't tell you what would happen because then it would happen and HEY LOOK A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION
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Then again, you should take a few human bukkakes to heart, maybe you won't need that naturalization ceremony.
i don't understand why that happened in the first place, but personality clash i guess.
This is a depressing subject, which is ironic under the circumstances, and i am far more pissed off about this than i probably should be.
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