The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    You're about three years too late, I think.

    I wanted to like Portal 2, I really did. But I got tired of it after a while.
  • ....How?

    well I guess it doesn't have a lot in the way of replay value, admittedly.

    The one thing I do wish they'd done was give you more freedom in puzzle solving. A lot of the puzzles very clearly had one solution and one only.

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i liked the puzzles. the ending was pretty neat.
  • I liked them too, I just wish there was a bit more open-endedness.

    In any case, I have to get ready for work. Bye, guys!

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Have fun!
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I got tired because I felt like they took what was one campaign and duplicated it twice after that. Every time it looked like you made some progress, you were put in some position where that became irrelevant. I didn't feel like I was playing the game so much as I was going along with it.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Have fun with the workings, Lazuli!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    See you, Lazuli! Good luck for your first day on the job!


  • The worst thing in the universe.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-aye
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    where did i put my monocle 
  • More a hard core metal night start
    let me torture you with my growls
    making you burst your head on the stage
    playing the simphony of atomic war

    If you are a false don't entry
    because you'll be burned and died
    the nuclear drums will chrush your brain
    slaughtering all with intensive pain

    The blood of your heads
    spread in our faces
    violence and death
    are with we desire
    not that's enough
    we want more blood
    come up on stage
    drag out our heads
    deathrash

    Get out here and destroy all
    killing all falses bastards
    because is this with we want
    this is our message...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I ran a red light
  • That is sufficiently hardcore.


    You may entry.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought I could make it. I misjudged the distance.
  • Did they lock you away?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    I ran a red light

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I apparently wasn't caught. But I am now a fugitive from the law
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -arrests imi-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    dammit
  • oh noooo


    -bribes the judge-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Do what you gotta do, JZ
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

    Damn, that was the best fried chicken I've ever cooked up. 

    Do you mind sharing the recipe and process?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Damn, that was the best fried chicken I've ever cooked up. 

    Do you mind sharing the recipe and process?
    sure thing

    take your chicken (cut up into breast/thigh/leg/etc if whole.) Take a large enough container, put a gallon of water in it and then 1/2 to 3/4 of salt (I use 1/2) and pour that into the water, a teaspoon of lemon extract, and a few bay leaves. Toss the chicken into the water. Let it set for 24 hours.  This is called "brining" and is what pretty much what sets good fried chicken from crapola fried chicken. 

    Here you use any batter you want. Most recipes of it are variations of the same with the constants always being flour (duh), egg, milk or water (or both), and paprika. For some reason paprika is always present. If you want that KFC/fast-food zing, the secret ingredient is MSG. 

    I use a deep fryer with peanut oil, if you don't have that you use a pan that can have oil at least 1/2" thick at 350F, turning when need to. Chicken on a bone takes a lot longer to cook so be careful to do so. 
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    When it comes to fried chicken, alla colonels need to step aside, it's all about the Corporal now
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I SWEAR I DON'T LIKE ANY ENTRY-LEVEL MUSIC

    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
  • Gosh darn it, my straw fell into my chocolate milk.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Half to three quarters of the container's worth of salt? That's a lot of salt.
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    Hehehehe.

    Isn't basically everything entry level hipster garbage, in some way or another?

  • Anything can be hipster. You just have to make it ironic enough.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This post is meant ironically.
  • bluh

    I hate not being able to use the computer on weekdays.

    I hate having to wait until my mom is asleep to use it.

  • And I hate that I complain as much as I do.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Then stop complaining and become an IRONIC HIPSTER like the rest of us.
  • Kex: Why do you have to wait so long to use it?
  • Because I did bad at school last year.

    But taking away the computer won't help...

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This is a pleasant little tune



    Which I heard tonight at the Wendy's I ran a red light to get to
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    hahaha YES

    just saw this on FB

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  • Do what you gotta do, JZ

    Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?
  • edited 2012-08-16 23:25:33
    ^^^I have the entire album that song is on. I used to really like her, but then she didn't release another album for 4 years and, by then, my petulant teen self had moved on.

    ^Goodness, I don't know. I'm bad under pressure.
  • edited 2012-08-16 23:25:32
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    COPS

    ^I hadn't heard of her until literally about two hours ago. Go me!
  • My aunt is rather fond of the phrase "it's not the crime, it's the coverup" when giving unsolicited advice with regards to me allegedly being a pathological liar.

    I only recently sat down and thought "wait a minute, that phrase is complete BS."

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah, that is BS.
  • Apparently, it's because without a coverup, there wouldn't be a trial.

    Well duh.

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