The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • All these accidents that happen

    Follow the dot

    Coincidence makes sense

    Only with you

    You don't have to speak

    I feel

    Emotional landscapes

    They puzzle me


    Then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to this :



    State of emergency

    How beautiful to be

    State of emergency

    Is where I want to be


    All that no-one sees



    You see

    What's inside of me

    Every nerve that hurts you hea

    Deep inside of me

    You don't have to speak

    I feel

    Emotional landscapes

    They puzzle me

    Confuse


    Then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to this :



    State of emergency

    How beautiful to be

    State of emergency

    Is where I want to be

    State of emergency

    How beautiful to be


    Emotional landscapes



    They puzzle me


    Then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to this :



    State of emergency

    How beautiful to be

    State of emergency

    Is where I want to be

    State of emergency

    How beautiful to be

    State of emergency...
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *waves bye to squid*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used to have a 1990 Pontiac which was even manlier. It didn't suit me.
  • edited 2012-07-10 01:57:24

    On Feb. 18, 1855, French-Canadian cattle dealer Louis Remme
    deposited $12,500 in gold in the Sacramento branch of the Adams &
    Company bank. Shortly afterward he received word that Page, Bacon &
    Company of St. Louis, the largest financial company west of the
    Alleghenies, had failed. He returned to the bank but it had already been
    liquidated, depleted by desperate depositors.

    So Remme jumped on a horse and rode 665 miles north in 143 hours,
    including 10 hours of sleep and brief stops for food. He arrived in
    Portland, Ore., on Feb. 26, went straight to the Adams & Company
    bank, presented his certificate of deposit, and withdrew the $12,500. He
    had beaten the steamer that carried news of the bank’s failure — and
    Portland had no telegraph.


  • Hate my school's fin aid processing. Worried something is messed up because fall fin aid is not showing up (though I was told the school muffed crap up). Still, worried I messed something up. And if I did I'm do fuckfuck fucking screwed. Arhghgh
  • edited 2012-07-10 02:04:30
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^^Ha ha ha ha. Suck it, Portland!

    ^It'll be OK, I'm sure. *hugs*
  • Imi: Thanks, I hope so. Having a mini panic attack right now. I don't think I'm doing very well at being an adlut. x.x
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    There's that adlut thing again...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Someday we must go and hunt down this adlut creature...learn from it what we can.

    Then eat it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what do you think an adlut looks like?

    Also, sorry to hear that, JZ. *also hugs*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *also also hugs*

    adluthood sucks
  • edited 2012-07-10 02:15:17
    (Anon: Thanks. And CA)

    Adlut looks like a creature in its full maturity. Its main habitat is in a workplace of some kind, most likely an office. It enjoys taking responsibility for important issues.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Adlut sounds like a depressing creature.
  • Because many strive to be a Responsible Adlut
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Right now I think I'm gonna strive to sleep.

    Night everyone
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Imi.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-10 02:57:21
    image
    I'd give you one if that were possible.

    Also I kind of started wondering about something: if a character has been established as being more grounded and less quote-unquote "badass" as his counterparts, would it be OK to give him superpowers if his counterparts did as well, or would that betray his purpose as a character?

    I'm just asking hypothetically, I don't plan on actually doing it for fears of Mary Sue-dom (aside from maybe a dream sequence or two).
  • The sadness will last forever.
    limes
  • Lemme guess, Japan doing American stuff?

    Seems like it.
  • This book was written by Stan Lee. Not a joke.

    But the fan-translation back into English is dreadful. The story's okay, but the grammar and spelling are making me want to stab myself in the eyes. It's just horrible.

  • Also for some reason *every instance* of the word "useless" shows up in quotes.

    as in

    "I'm so 'useless'."

    "It's 'useless' to try."

    etc.

  • although aside from the trainwreck of a translation, this is actually pretty good.

    HEROMAN's design is pretty boss, too.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Those are cool.
  • I don't have use for them, they'd clash with my desktop's overall theme, so yeah.
  • And Grudge is actually a decent villain with a pretty unique concept

    but 

    again. The translation.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Speaking of icons, the Mac version of Microsoft Office using stylized versions of the apps' initials always irritated me:

    image

    Yes, it distinguishes them well enough, but is it really that hard to come up with graphics to represent concepts like "word processing", "spreadsheets", "presentations", and "mail/calendar"?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (Especially when you're working with Mac OS X icons, which were much bigger than the icons that Windows XP and earlier supported)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What is that from?
  • HEROMAN

    same thing I've been ramblin' about for the past half hour, really.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh. The use of color threw me off since the last thing you posted from it was in black and white.
  • That's from the anime, as opposed to the manga.
  • Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND


    Collect call to no one at all

    Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)

    Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS

    A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS


    Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND



    From a walking waste disposal unit

    A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart


    Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I bin killin ma brain CELL BY CELL



    It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN--an this one's for you...


    The toll is belling... the signs is telling



    Nose is running... feet are smellin (Foetus Melon)

    Currently less than a human wreck

    Gimme a BREAK... start at the NECK


    I rule my body from the throne of agony



    My conscience and constitution's naggin me

    Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY

    STAB another dagger inna back o' me

    The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL

    Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL

    I rule my body from the throne of agony

    THE THRONE OF AGONY

    AGONY


    Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros



    Anything goes for them ordinary joes

    They'll cut off your face to spite your nose

    I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW

    Pacin' ruts inna carpet

    Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling

    DEAD IN THE HEAD

    Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed


    Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency



    I got no excuses

    Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass

    (Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)


    Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre



    And watch my life flicker before your very eyes

    With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES

    NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)


    Pour another glass of liquid clear



    KING ALCOHOL

    Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget

    String around the finger... ROPE around the NECK

    You always HATE the one you LOVE

    Time dies when you're having fun

    I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    And also Gryphon, I think?


    Yes.
    Satan plays the fiddle? :D

    X]

    XD

    There is literally nothing scary about Satan.
    He's one of the major contender of owner of the sin "Anger".

    Also, he caused a whole bunch of property damage and murdered a whole bunch of people in an attempt to "make a point."

    He also caused the fall of mankind and possibly influences much to all of the evil that happens in the world, depending on who you ask.

    He'll do a hell (hehe) of a lot more in the future, presumably.
    RONALD MCDONALD

    vs.

    GRIMACE
    No contest. Nothing can kill the Grimace!

    Most McDonald's in the US have been given a mandate from Corporate to apply the new "McCafe" redesign or they face fines. Some exceptions are made, but not many.

    My mom works for McD's so I know a lot of this weird business politic culture they've got going on.

    For instance, employees are required to put the straws to your soda in the bag now, as opposed to just handing them to you. They get written up if they don't.

    Honestly, this new "The straw is in the bag" thing annoys me. Maybe I just need to get used to it.

    heh heh heh

    image

    Justice might like

    this

    I've seen it before, but it's pretty awesome.
    Anonus said:

    I hate when corporations go "PURGE THE OLD" too. It's like they hate whatever individuality/charm might have sprung up when they weren't looking.

    Also the idea of Burger King trying to be classy/upscale amuses me. This runs counter to a good chunk of their marketing from 2003 onward.

    ^the mundane has a perception filter on it, but it doesn't work on us.

    I liked their Chef's Choice Burger. It was the thing I found the tastiest non-whopper item on the menu to me.

    And now it's gone. 

    :/
  • A proposal to classify happiness as a psychiatric disorder.

    Source

    Department of Clinical Psychology, Liverpool University.

    Abstract

    It
    is proposed that happiness be classified as a psychiatric disorder and
    be included in future editions of the major diagnostic manuals under the
    new name: major affective disorder, pleasant type. In a review of the
    relevant literature it is shown that happiness is statistically
    abnormal, consists of a discrete cluster of symptoms, is associated with
    a range of cognitive abnormalities, and probably reflects the abnormal
    functioning of the central nervous system. One possible objection to
    this proposal remains--that happiness is not negatively valued. However,
    this objection is dismissed as scientifically irrelevant.

    PMID:
    1619629
    [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

    PMCID:
    PMC1376114


  • image

    so Forzare (of IJBM2) has the best tumblr.

    ^please tell me that's a troll

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yeah heroman

  • He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like
    a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without
    one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the
    country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at
    a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
    (Joseph Romm, Washington)


    She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that
    used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you
    banged the door open again. (Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)


    The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
    bowling ball wouldn't. (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag
    filled with vegetable soup. (Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)


    From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
    eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another
    city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30 (ed: or vice
    versa). (Roy Ashley, Washington)


    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
    (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)


    Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
    center. (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access
    T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung
    by mistake (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)


    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. (Unknown)


    He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross, Chevy
    Chase)


    The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when
    you fry them in hot grease. (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)


    Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a
    movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like
    "Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
    across the grassy field toward each other like two freight
    trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55
    mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
    (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)


    The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the
    Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)


    They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences
    that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth (Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)


    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who
    had also never met. (Russell Beland, Springfield)


    The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin
    sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a
    play. (Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria)


    His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
    underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)


    The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.


  • I feel great right now

    just

    so wonderflul

    whata bout you guys? d-w-b

  • I'm alright.

    I'm getting excited-- we're finally going on vacation soon. Sure, it may only be to Six Flags but we might possibly be there to see Cobra Starship, plus any trip away from home is notable for me since I'm more or less stuck here.
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