My sister's visiting us for the 4th of July. She's been off doing college-y things for about a week or so now.
It's nice that she's here, but all it seems to be doing to me is making me feel even less like I'm responsible enough to take over as the oldest kid in the house.
If we derail into Tongpu here I am going to track every last one of you down and attain a high score that Tongpu would be impressed by. Perhaps he'd use that "tumut" photo as an avatar, that'd be a laugh.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If we derail into Tongpu here I am going to track every last one of you down and attain a high score that Tongpu would be impressed by. Perhaps he'd use that "tumut" photo as an avatar, that'd be a laugh.
...oh we've already stopped. Sorry about that.
Hey, I didn't start the topic of "people on TVTropes we didn't like" don't look at me.
Also that is a needlessly violent and insulting "stop doing that" post, by the way.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm downtown for "Red, White, and Boom!"
The fireworks don't start till 10:00, but it's only 8:30...boredom.
don't you hate it when people assume you have an attitude with them when you don't, and maybe you just might not have been aware of their intent for some reason?
To be honest, I tend to worry that most people have a problem with me, or that everyone that I've offended at some point in the past has never forgiven me for it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Funny how "stupid memory" can refer to one's inability to remember as well as one's inability to forget.
I decided to try A Valley With No Wind, right? Seems like a pretty fun game.
Hell the fuck no, I'm so glad I got the demo first because this is not a fun game. Or at least, it would be a fun game if I could figure out how to do anything. The directions they give you (which are written on gravestones cuz why the fuck not) are snarky and condescending as anything I've ever seen, the control scheme is absolutely esoteric, you really need a controller if you're gonna play this. There are just too many fucking buttons to do this on a laptop keyboard.
I have to show you guys a screenshot of the interface too, because fucking christ I have never seen anything so cluttered and messy in a video game.
okay, I would just like to clarify that the below picture has not been altered in any way.
Yeah.
Now, in the interest of fairness, that thing up in the top-left isn't supposed to be there, but it randomly popped up while I was playing and I couldn't figure out how to close it. So that's still not on me.
What do you think of all this, Picture-of-Me-from-Two-Days-Ago?
well put, Me. Well put.
In any case, I think what happened here is that they tried to mix waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many things at once (the gameplay is an awkward fusion of Minecraft, a Metroidvania, and Diablo III) and as a result, not doing any of them very well.
I might give the game a second chance if I can figure out how to get it to work, but sheesh.
okay, I would just like to clarify that the below picture has not been altered in any way.
Yeah.
Now, in the interest of fairness, that thing up in the top-left isn't supposed to be there, but it randomly popped up while I was playing and I couldn't figure out how to close it. So that's still not on me.
What the fuck. That's the worst video game interface I've ever seen.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Holy jeez the keyboard controls. Is the target audience for this game octopodes?
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...oh we've already stopped. Sorry about that.
^oh dear
lemons.
Hey, I didn't start the topic of "people on TVTropes we didn't like" don't look at me.
Also that is a needlessly violent and insulting "stop doing that" post, by the way.
That last post was meant to be OTT, but no, obviously I don't want to kill anyone here. I was just being silly, and I'm sorry if I caused offence.
It just struck me as kind of ludicrous that a "stop talking about Deboss" post should trigger a Tongpu derail.
You might've just been being silly
....
BUT YO MOMMA SURE WASN'T!
OH!
sorry...
The fireworks don't start till 10:00, but it's only 8:30...boredom.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
One must always remember the importance of human contact in treating depression
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I have just defeated a tank in hand to hand combat. Now I'm going to go find a cyborg ninja.
Those are some words of wisdom there.
Sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad you're feeling better now.
Also there was some truck playing "Turkey In The Straw" earlier and it made me think of "Wakko's America". You needed to know this
I'll never forgive you for that.
ha ha ha no
And I'm already regretting making that post up there. >_< But thanks, Anonus. I am glad of that.
I wasn't talking about any rational feeling on my part, anyway.
Holy Fucking God.
I decided to try A Valley With No Wind, right? Seems like a pretty fun game.
Hell the fuck no, I'm so glad I got the demo first because this is not a fun game. Or at least, it would be a fun game if I could figure out how to do anything. The directions they give you (which are written on gravestones cuz why the fuck not) are snarky and condescending as anything I've ever seen, the control scheme is absolutely esoteric, you really need a controller if you're gonna play this. There are just too many fucking buttons to do this on a laptop keyboard.
I have to show you guys a screenshot of the interface too, because fucking christ I have never seen anything so cluttered and messy in a video game.
okay, I would just like to clarify that the below picture has not been altered in any way.
Yeah.
Now, in the interest of fairness, that thing up in the top-left isn't supposed to be there, but it randomly popped up while I was playing and I couldn't figure out how to close it. So that's still not on me.
What do you think of all this, Picture-of-Me-from-Two-Days-Ago?
well put, Me. Well put.
In any case, I think what happened here is that they tried to mix waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many things at once (the gameplay is an awkward fusion of Minecraft, a Metroidvania, and Diablo III) and as a result, not doing any of them very well.
I might give the game a second chance if I can figure out how to get it to work, but sheesh.
Also that is some impressive facial hair. Zach Galifianakis would be proud.
http://goo.gl/maps/iY8q
That's where I went to high school
YNTKT
What the fuck. That's the worst video game interface I've ever seen.
What magical pretty version of the game are you playing?
Anyhoo.
I've fallen completely in love with this song.
Now's your chance, inane.
/inappropriatelazuli
It was the hot tub of times, it was the cold pool of times.
> Implying I didn't just feel like saying that
> Implying in general.
browsing that site FM linked to earlier
all of these releases have awesome cover art.
speaking of organs
a Salvation Army in my area has a working vintage rock organ from the seventies, for thirty fucking dollars.
I want it
so
so bad.